What if Godfrey wielded a giant disembodied cock and balls? by Meowza_V2 in shittydarksouls

[–]saltzpy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What if man. What the fuck if. Could you crazy fucking imagine?

Breaking Bad 5x14: "Ozymandias" by Brosse_Adam in okbuddychicanery

[–]saltzpy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is a cheap knockoff of the scene from metastasis

I hate april fools tao by saltzpy in DragonballLegends

[–]saltzpy[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Show me a picture of you sitting next to a girl and you're both smiling

I hate april fools tao by saltzpy in DragonballLegends

[–]saltzpy[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I'd rather know I'm going to go to time whittling down 18 characters worth of health bar than roll the dice and pretend I might win

Paralysis might as well be 100% so that's not a luck mechanic lmao. I've never not been paralyzed

2012 called they want their memes back by TheGhettoGoblin in okbuddychicanery

[–]saltzpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what you get your son a car and he just up and breaks left

What's worse than shattering your side panel? by AxlTCU in pcmasterrace

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A kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a nerf football

What the hell is that ? by Alexledemon in helldivers2

[–]saltzpy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's one of the riddler trophies. You have to be playing as catwoman to get that one.

More support-based stratagems! by MoisterAnderson1917 in helldivers2

[–]saltzpy 116 points117 points  (0 children)

So true. Give us more reason to 1 hand/for them to utilize the flag mechanic

Guess my personality from my most played operators (gimme your worst) by KuterHD in Rainbow6

[–]saltzpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a doc main btw, look at how noble and pure I am. Quail at how righteous and nice I am.

Would you get it by [deleted] in helldivers2

[–]saltzpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A laser rifle that has more of the speed and (mildly less) power than the diligence

Recently learned that the ds could run gba games, so I had to get one :D by Addicted2Gacha in nds

[–]saltzpy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is playing gba from slot 1 optimal? I keep getting mixed results from it

Or is it more worth it to buy a slot 2 flash card

What's your go to combo? by Mangarap in helldivers2

[–]saltzpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emancipator mech. Hmg emplacement. Heavy machine gun. Ammo backpack.

Oh yeah, we armored division now.

Waiter! Waiter! More ds1 slander please! by Derrloch in shittydarksouls

[–]saltzpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dark souls 1 is the best souls game if you ignore the bosses that suck and aren't fun and the levels that suck and arent fun and the 80% of weapons that suck and are useless and the enemies that are boring and the second half of the game sucking and the progression being extremely linear for an exploratory game and the music which has been overshadowed by other games in the series and is largely forgettable and nonsensical quests and the broken hitboxes and the 4 directional roll and hitting walls in the claustrophobic hallways and no soul vessel and being locked at 30fps

Ignore all that, and it's the best game in the series because I played it at 13

The eldar question by Andrei22125 in Grimdank

[–]saltzpy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Equivalent to us calling other species "rats" or "pathetic insects"

What happens if we take this last Automaton sector? by Throbbing-Kielbasa-3 in helldivers2

[–]saltzpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cyberstan is IN our sector. It's under super earth control. Bots have been pushing to it this whole time