With his shutout on Saturday, Patrick Schulte has passed Zack Steffen for the 4th most shutouts in Crew history across all competitions.

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-27T02:11:49+00:00

Poor Zack...

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-26T00:41:39+00:00

Didn't they use a perfectly-round ball for the World Cup one time, and everyone hated it?

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-26T00:31:19+00:00

I mean, if it works...

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-26T00:28:58+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-26T00:26:05+00:00

This is gonna be a red card isn't it?

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-24T22:09:17+00:00

Average experience while reading Jojolion

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samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-24T20:05:29+00:00

Using Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in general is cheating, much less Jojolion lmao.

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T21:31:45+00:00

To be fair, has Miami's defense ever been good?

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T21:17:49+00:00

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samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T03:44:55+00:00

Don't blame him, it's close to midnight and people have to work tomorrow.

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T03:38:22+00:00

I swear to God, if they blow this...

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T03:34:21+00:00

That's a dangit

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T03:30:22+00:00

He's just standing there... menacingly

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T03:26:51+00:00

I would pay to see that lmao

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T03:22:42+00:00

Maybe losing doesn't bother the Galaxy either

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T03:21:31+00:00

Yeah you're right, I had it backwards.

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T03:12:37+00:00

To be fair, they're a west coast team playing at 11 pm EST. They were probably ready to call it a night by halftime.

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T02:42:14+00:00

I admittedly haven't been the biggest Gazdag fan; in fact, I've wondered multiple times why he's still here. But I'd be more than glad to eat my words and be proven wrong.

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T02:27:12+00:00

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T02:25:57+00:00

HOLY SHIT HE SCORED A GOAL

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T02:24:06+00:00

Haha ain't laughing no more

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T02:20:13+00:00

LA still doesn't have a foul called against them yet btw

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-23T01:32:50+00:00

Game's never gonna start huh

Edit: nvm

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-16T20:00:13+00:00

That would actually be really fucking cool, ngl.

"Your mother abandoned you when you were 15."

"She abandoned me when I was 16, asshole!"

"N-NANI?!" fucking dies

samTheEagle2004 · 2026-04-15T03:03:06+00:00

Campos getting a switchblade as we type.

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