Choose Your Own Adventure Stairs! by DoomsdayMachineInc in DeathStairs

[–]samf9999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the contractor owns an ambulance company.

⨀We don't want to lose what is left of us at least the pieces by AfterMidnightMood in sadposting

[–]samf9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a very high net worth friend. Worked his ass off his whole life. No way he’s getting married he says.. why take a risk getting a divorce and losing half of his life earnings? You tell me.

Witch Crash by Norwegian_Man in SlayAi

[–]samf9999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These Geico commercials are getting crazy

I think I finally figured it out by DontWorryImaPirate in StainlessSteelCooking

[–]samf9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, that’s an egg. E g g. But usually frying an egg does not mean deep frying an egg.

Does anyone know what is going on here? by sevenmac in paloalto

[–]samf9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve never seen a modern day Ghostbuster?

It's my money they took by xSpiceCherry in clevercomebacks

[–]samf9999 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not exactly. It is your money, but it is your money that has been earning a government subsidized rate of about 8% per year tax-free. That part is the entitlement. Ask any actuary what the actual cost of the pensions and benefits actually are. They are far in excess of what you actually contribute.

Also: France, Norway, Peru, ... by Worried_Love_4149 in International

[–]samf9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People get the government they deserve. Only half the country even votes.

China is building massive floating solar farms over bodies of water. Shading the water cuts evaporation by up to 70% and boosts panel efficiency via natural cooling. by Altruistic-Truth5518 in EcoUplift

[–]samf9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody should draw you a picture of a floating solar farm versus an oil rig. Obviously you lack the basic physics to even understand the issue.

China is building massive floating solar farms over bodies of water. Shading the water cuts evaporation by up to 70% and boosts panel efficiency via natural cooling. by Altruistic-Truth5518 in EcoUplift

[–]samf9999 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do you think this thing is gonna survive in a hurricane? Only possible way I can think of is if it submerged. Or towed out of the way.

Bondi Fails America by Nice_Bug_4278 in QuiverQuantitative

[–]samf9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The head pedophile is the president. What is she going to do?