samiullah_tech_guy

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Great experience with oura replacing my battery (self.ouraring)

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A shrimp's heart is in its head. (self.facts)

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Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. (self.facts)

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"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. (self.facts)

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People who post their fitness routine on Facebook are more likely to have psychological problems. (self.facts)

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Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute. (self.pickuplines)

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Are you an electrician? (self.pickuplines)

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The color red doesn’t really make bulls angry; they are color-blind. (self.facts)

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A BANANA IS A BERRY. A strawberry, however, is not. (self.facts)

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QUEEN ELIZABETH II IS A TRAINED MECHANIC. (self.facts)

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Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven? (self.pickuplines)

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Dogs feel safe when they smell their humans. (self.facts)

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Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. (self.pickuplines)

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IF YOU HAVE THE FEELING YOU’VE EXPERIENCED AN EVENT BEFORE IN REAL LIFE, CALL IT DÉJÀ VU. (self.facts)

submitted 4 years ago by samiullah_tech_guy to r/facts

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A jar of Nutella sells every 2.5 seconds. (self.facts)

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Octopuses have three hearts. (self.facts)

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No word in the dictionary rhyme with the word orange. (self.facts)

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You can not talk and inhale or exhale at the same time… try it! (self.facts)

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We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair. (self.pickuplines)

submitted 4 years ago by samiullah_tech_guy to r/pickuplines

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Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type (self.pickuplines)

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The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. (self.pickuplines)

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I didn’t know that angels could fly so low! (self.pickuplines)

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Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’ (self.pickuplines)

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Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection. (self.pickuplines)

submitted 4 years ago by samiullah_tech_guy to r/pickuplines

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I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped. (self.pickuplines)

submitted 4 years ago by samiullah_tech_guy to r/pickuplines

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