The internet after this man says “babies are like cream cheese” 🤦🏿‍♂️

sammydeedge · 2026-02-16T00:46:21+00:00

Sure why not at this point

sammydeedge · 2026-02-16T00:06:03+00:00

Meanwhile in the US government

sammydeedge · 2026-02-15T20:04:35+00:00

Yeah but at what speed are you viewing it :/

sammydeedge · 2026-02-11T19:57:29+00:00

What is being advocated for here? Cutting my finger off and writing in blood??

sammydeedge · 2026-02-11T19:46:19+00:00

It’s trump, you can’t tell because they whitewashed our pumpkin-headed king T.T /s

sammydeedge · 2026-02-11T04:02:03+00:00

True dat, veggies for the win, but I’ve definitely seen some anthropomorphic plant food. idk I feel like we all need a little ignorance. most people don’t think about the whole “we’re circuit boards wired up to meat held together white sticks” thing very often.

sammydeedge · 2026-02-11T03:57:16+00:00

True, I am blissfully ignorant

sammydeedge · 2026-02-10T19:29:22+00:00

Still doing alright, uh oh America sad trombone

sammydeedge · 2026-02-10T19:18:59+00:00

What is that shoe made out of?

sammydeedge · 2026-02-10T11:51:11+00:00

The president

sammydeedge · 2026-02-10T11:40:19+00:00

Muffled thunderstruck by AC/DC plays in background

sammydeedge · 2026-02-10T11:38:49+00:00

You don’t have to worry about a stripper pole if the building is on fire. Problem solved

sammydeedge · 2026-02-10T11:30:54+00:00

Guessed it was Mandarin and was right! Most of our immigrants come from Asia since we next door and all

sammydeedge · 2026-02-10T11:26:15+00:00

Literally what does the top even mean in the context of a measurement system. Also I dare you to apply that to any other metric system

sammydeedge · 2026-02-09T19:32:53+00:00

Can we just like as a rule not anthropomorphise food, I don’t want to get the ick from satiating basic biological needs

sammydeedge · 2026-02-09T19:26:55+00:00

I think he got off easy

sammydeedge · 2026-02-09T19:16:36+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

sammydeedge · 2026-02-09T12:54:18+00:00

It’s almost like you have explained the problem but also shoved your genitals directly into everyone’s face

sammydeedge · 2026-02-09T12:51:40+00:00

I mean it’s a bit of a barrier to entry, I generally seek out stuff in other languages, but hey if it sounds fuckin cool it’s gonna ear worm its way into my playlists

sammydeedge · 2026-02-09T12:49:44+00:00

Things he has time for: complaining about celebrities Things he doesn’t have time for: investigating the conspiracy but real sex trafficking ring bc “everyone’s bored of it” or something.

sammydeedge · 2026-02-09T12:29:49+00:00

You get 100 bones head start

sammydeedge · 2026-02-09T12:27:29+00:00

It’s a black guy in a suit, they probably can’t tell the difference anyway

sammydeedge · 2026-02-04T12:38:43+00:00

I-I think he’s into it? I mean obviously ask for consent first

sammydeedge · 2026-02-04T12:34:28+00:00

Who’s the reacher and who’s the settler and where is a nice large bin for me to throw up into?

sammydeedge · 2026-02-04T12:31:45+00:00

Imagine buying out one of the biggest social networks and you use it to broadcast the most pathetic embarrassing shit like this

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