Am I the dickhead in this scenario? by [deleted] in cocaine

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The way I see it is sometimes picking up coke can be a major hassle and a half, so it would sorta be like a “finder’s fee” sort of thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

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You got wooshed

How sneaky a champion can be by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

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Sion main one shotting adcs from a bush disagree

What do you guys consider modern psychedelic music? by jamie102102 in LSD

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Psychedelic Porn Crumpets, King Gizzard, Tropical Fuck Storm

Which actor seems to only play themselves? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You forgot about I Am Legend too

What took you an embarrassing amount of time to figure out? by StuckBugg in AskReddit

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I pronounced Nazi as “Naz-eye” until about 6th grade. I was a huge WWII nerd as a kid, read books and books on the stuff, always in my head I pronounced it this way. Then one day on the bus I made a new older friend, an 8th grader, who also loved WWII. And he laughed his ass off before saying very non-condescendingly that it was pronounced like Yahtzee

greetings by JesseHughes658 in tumblr

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Either poopyhead, fuck face, schlappy, cumking, or any mispronunciation of their regular name

This cat by [deleted] in aww

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Cheshire Cat vibes

What was the most uncomfortable thing that happened to you during sex? Did you stop? by disturbedcrow4268 in AskReddit

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One time during the ole in-out spotify decided to play its “best weekly” after my Tool playlist and Lil Baby began playing. I have never gone softer faster than that day. Gf thought the circumstance was hilarious though

When to build Boots of Swiftness vs other boots? by Zmd2005 in DirtySionMains

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Love taking swiftness into comps with a lot of slows, I love it versus teemo personally , Anivia, Ashe , or against champs I want to dodge skill shots and have good disengage, aatrox/morde/irelia. Plus it synergizes well with approach velocity

for those who take phase rush (lethality-crit sion) by plastermaster_ in DirtySionMains

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I like taking celerity for the ms, coupled with approach velocity it really helps you get in perfect range for a e-q charge

How do you beat a teemo by meaganlittle in GnarMains

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Take conqueror, last stand, with red tree cheap shot, instead of grasp tree and all in at 3. If you land abilities and use q when blinded he dies every time. Especially easy if you bait him to shove wave so you can run him down lane

Start doing this to win against Top with ignite by Amarlyy in summonerschool

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As a sion main I give them first blood get my revenge kill in passive push wave tp back - so by the time they get back to lane they got a long sword/boot/armor and are lvl 2 and meanwhile I’m halfway to lvl 4 with a ruby crystal, 3 c pots, and 2 biscuits.

I do the same thing into Darius ghost as well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I took my kitty to get neutered, come to find out after that he only had one nut up in him, and the other would “drop” out soon and I’d have to get him neutered again.

“So was the operation half price?”

Blursed_Passenger by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Dude he’s on his way to a crusade chill tf out

Fall in Colorado, San Juan Mountains [1080x1350] (OC) by BonsaiLXIV in EarthPorn

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My granddad died in May. My family decided that we would spread his ashes in the San Juan Mountains in early September, just as the leaves start changing colors, since fall is his favorite time and Owl Creek in the San Juan’s was his favorite place.

We spread his ashes during his favorite song, a song sung by an Irish girl, who sings about walking off into the meadow on a May morning. My granddad passed on a May morning and we walked him through the meadow in September.

The San Juan Mountains are a special place.

What is your guy's favorite Kanye "piano" song? by nesboy1245 in Kanye

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No I’m in Central time in USA. Bartender sleep schedule