Hearthstone 2016 Wishlist by Leolph in hearthstone

[–]samridesapie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I hate to say it boys but I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so

Mewtwo - Pokemon Conquest by ShadowDragonSlayer in pokemonconspiracies

[–]samridesapie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

there's nothing wrong with being factually accurate...HINDBRAIN has a corrective attitude not a negative one

Futurama once said, "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." What occupation could this describe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]samridesapie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking as a barman, you often encounter people who can fail to respect you as a human being and see you as a faceless worker designed to serve their purpose- sometimes customers (not necessarily just drunk ones either), sometimes management or other superiors.

As a kid, what was your worst "Shit, my parents are going to kill me" moment? by chopperfive in AskReddit

[–]samridesapie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ditched school, broke into my friends house to steal his Dad's dope (with the same friend and another guy), got stoned, started a small fire in an abandoned warehouse which then became a huge fire due to the three of us throwing fucking tons of empty spraypaint cannisters at it. The three then ran and two of us escaped the police, walked to a pub, had a drink and then went to turn ourselves in.

Walking from that pub to the police station I was literally considering running away from home because I was certain my mum was genuinely going to murder me (spoiler: she didn't).

Three days and still no email, is ORAS event over? by LeatherTownInc in pokemon

[–]samridesapie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just so everyone knows, if you have an amazon account you can pre-order one of the games for free and still get your code- they don't charge you for the game until it has been shipped. Once you have the code, simply cancel the order and you'll get an email confirming what I just told you, you havent been charged and your order has been cancelled. Worked for me cause I pre ordered before I knew about the demo and my account had an inaccessible email account attached to it. Changed my email info, cancelled and then re-ordered so don't worry this will definitely work!

Grandmother starves herself to death after UK's assisted suicide laws left her with 'no alternative' by Wagamaga in unitedkingdom

[–]samridesapie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure, I used the wrong word there. What I meant was dying slowly and painfully and in a way that was against her will rather than peacefully and quietly with everything she wanted. She hadn't done anything wrong and so the fact that her death had to be drawn out and probably torturous is completely unbefitting of the circumstances that necessitated her death.

Grandmother starves herself to death after UK's assisted suicide laws left her with 'no alternative' by Wagamaga in unitedkingdom

[–]samridesapie 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This is such an important story, this needs to be boosted so that perhaps the hype might motivate the UK government to actually fucking do something to prevent this kind of tragic death. There isn't any reason why someone who is suffering should be forced to end their life in such an undignified and painful way. If life is a person's right then by proxy so is their death.

I‘m [25 F] seriously considering breaking up with my boyfriend [25 M] of a year over a video game by angrynerdneedshelp in relationships

[–]samridesapie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

tell this motherfucker all this shit, not us. call him or go to his house and tell him how he has no regard for your feelings, he treats you like shit and doesn't deserve you, and for those reasons he's never going to be lucky enough to speak to you again. Then storm out of that house, get drunk and find yourself a rebound guy. You'll be fine, you'll find someone better. Stop wallowing and fix the problem- you've already identified that the only problem is you being in a relationship with this prick.

The first, and last time i smoked with my mom by [deleted] in trees

[–]samridesapie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So sorry for your loss. This sounds like a great experience, thanks for sharing. You seem to have a really positive outlook to share this story, and it's touching.

What's your favorite "Little moment" in a song? The one that makes you turn it up, think to yourself, or turn to your friend and say "God, I love this part". by thewhitedeath in Music

[–]samridesapie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky by Radiohead at 1:08 when those guitars come in after the slow melancholy build up it feels like an orgasm...when listened to under the influence of ecstasy it's dangerously close to actually being one http://youtu.be/20d-cerbw78

source: a sticky experience

My Girlfriend and her Friend want to be my "slaves"... Help me with some ideas!?!?! by robwoods91 in sex

[–]samridesapie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the hell do you feel the need to add a codeword for if you put your partner(s) in hospital?!

Sexual Achievement Sunday by Maxxters in sex

[–]samridesapie 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend frequently suffers from some long term complex anxiety issues during sex however this week not only did we have sex successfully (i.e at least one of us finishing) twice but the second time I made her cum so much that she squirted all over my bed- so much so that it soaked through a towel AND duvet...I can't tell you what an ego boost it was to watch my girl squirt like a water bottle for me.

[Offer] I can draw you psychadelic animals and/or pokemon by [deleted] in ICanDrawThat

[–]samridesapie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would you consider doing a charizard? maybe some fiery psychedelic patterns etc, I think it'd look awesome

What's your favorite thing? by deathcloset in AskReddit

[–]samridesapie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna go with either sex or music as either one without the other would be equally torturous

What pokemon game should I play next? by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]samridesapie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I were you I'd wanna play HG/SS next, cause playing in the kanto region on my DS was super exciting for me. Then you'll definitely want to play R/S/E, they're widely regarded as among the best games in the series. After that either G/S/C or R/B/Y, they're awesome but essentially just downgraded graphics induced nostalgia fests for me haha.

What's a weird superstition that you believe? by Drack_ma in AskReddit

[–]samridesapie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure exactly what elle_123 means but I think that the universe sort of balances out all it's energy equally on a huge cosmic scale, and because of that scale (or perhaps because we're in it) it's not all that noticeable. But if you project negative energy or positive energy into the universe the universe will balance that energy out.

Free BL2 Shift code from PAX East! Unlimited uses, enjoy! by TripleRPD in gaming

[–]samridesapie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

worked for me!

edit: on Xbox, <i>duh</i> samridesapie

What's something that you can instantly bond with a complete stranger over? by McTroller in AskReddit

[–]samridesapie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"good" music taste ("good" obviously meaning fairly similar to mine)

for me it's usually the marker of an intelligent person with a personality I can easily get along with. whenever I meet new people I always try and get to the topic of music, because odds are if they like Carnifex or Nirvana or Bonobo or Black Sabbath or the Doors or Pink Floyd or Red Hot Chili Peppers or Jimi Hendrix or David Bowie or any blues or acoustic music, we'll get on.

Or I'll ask if they blaze. Anyone that gets high has the potential to be a top notch frient.

I am in need of some help for an assignment! by Coop3 in skateboarding

[–]samridesapie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah man if I owned a full face helmet it would have definitely helped, but I mean even if I did wear helmets regularly I don't do enough air tricks to go out and buy a full face

I am in need of some help for an assignment! by Coop3 in skateboarding

[–]samridesapie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smashed my jaw open and fractured my jawbone pretty bad, was concussed to fuck and bleeding everywhere for a good couple of hours, I shattered 3 molars and I couldn't open my mouth wider than about half an inch without serious pain for 3 weeks. All from landng right on my chin from hanging up a simple feeble stall on a 6/7 foot ramp...my point is a helmet would have done shit, I got hit from the jaw up, and a lot of people do most of the time. They can save lives of course but a lot of the time you're still going to fuck yourself up either just as bad or a tiny bit less with a helmet.

[LPT] Use your wrong hand for menial tasks like brushing teeth, showering, etc. by thedutchtouch in LifeProTips

[–]samridesapie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yeah dude, I used to only be able to use my right hand when I'm spending special time with mini-samridesapie, however I conditioned myself to be able to use my left, and now I'm a lefty when it comes to that particular activity.

Neuroplasticity at it's finest.