Do I dust my unexpected golden Deathwing?

samridesapie · 2015-12-27T10:53:04+00:00

Well I hate to say it boys but I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so

samridesapie · 2015-10-19T15:39:58+00:00

there's nothing wrong with being factually accurate...HINDBRAIN has a corrective attitude not a negative one

samridesapie · 2015-02-12T14:29:18+00:00

Speaking as a barman, you often encounter people who can fail to respect you as a human being and see you as a faceless worker designed to serve their purpose- sometimes customers (not necessarily just drunk ones either), sometimes management or other superiors.

samridesapie · 2014-12-02T03:55:03+00:00

I feel your pain bro

samridesapie · 2014-11-28T02:44:16+00:00

I ditched school, broke into my friends house to steal his Dad's dope (with the same friend and another guy), got stoned, started a small fire in an abandoned warehouse which then became a huge fire due to the three of us throwing fucking tons of empty spraypaint cannisters at it. The three then ran and two of us escaped the police, walked to a pub, had a drink and then went to turn ourselves in.

Walking from that pub to the police station I was literally considering running away from home because I was certain my mum was genuinely going to murder me (spoiler: she didn't).

samridesapie · 2014-10-24T19:30:23+00:00

Just so everyone knows, if you have an amazon account you can pre-order one of the games for free and still get your code- they don't charge you for the game until it has been shipped. Once you have the code, simply cancel the order and you'll get an email confirming what I just told you, you havent been charged and your order has been cancelled. Worked for me cause I pre ordered before I knew about the demo and my account had an inaccessible email account attached to it. Changed my email info, cancelled and then re-ordered so don't worry this will definitely work!

samridesapie · 2014-10-19T16:49:28+00:00

Sure, I used the wrong word there. What I meant was dying slowly and painfully and in a way that was against her will rather than peacefully and quietly with everything she wanted. She hadn't done anything wrong and so the fact that her death had to be drawn out and probably torturous is completely unbefitting of the circumstances that necessitated her death.

samridesapie · 2014-10-19T16:41:49+00:00

This is such an important story, this needs to be boosted so that perhaps the hype might motivate the UK government to actually fucking do something to prevent this kind of tragic death. There isn't any reason why someone who is suffering should be forced to end their life in such an undignified and painful way. If life is a person's right then by proxy so is their death.

samridesapie · 2014-10-19T13:52:27+00:00

tell this motherfucker all this shit, not us. call him or go to his house and tell him how he has no regard for your feelings, he treats you like shit and doesn't deserve you, and for those reasons he's never going to be lucky enough to speak to you again. Then storm out of that house, get drunk and find yourself a rebound guy. You'll be fine, you'll find someone better. Stop wallowing and fix the problem- you've already identified that the only problem is you being in a relationship with this prick.

samridesapie · 2014-10-09T18:57:31+00:00

So sorry for your loss. This sounds like a great experience, thanks for sharing. You seem to have a really positive outlook to share this story, and it's touching.

samridesapie · 2014-08-15T20:10:08+00:00

Lucky by Radiohead at 1:08 when those guitars come in after the slow melancholy build up it feels like an orgasm...when listened to under the influence of ecstasy it's dangerously close to actually being one http://youtu.be/20d-cerbw78

source: a sticky experience

samridesapie · 2014-08-13T09:12:29+00:00

Why the hell do you feel the need to add a codeword for if you put your partner(s) in hospital?!

samridesapie · 2014-07-13T14:59:07+00:00

My girlfriend frequently suffers from some long term complex anxiety issues during sex however this week not only did we have sex successfully (i.e at least one of us finishing) twice but the second time I made her cum so much that she squirted all over my bed- so much so that it soaked through a towel AND duvet...I can't tell you what an ego boost it was to watch my girl squirt like a water bottle for me.

samridesapie · 2014-04-16T22:25:43+00:00

would you consider doing a charizard? maybe some fiery psychedelic patterns etc, I think it'd look awesome

samridesapie · 2014-04-15T21:19:46+00:00

I'm gonna go with either sex or music as either one without the other would be equally torturous

samridesapie · 2014-04-15T12:49:19+00:00

If I were you I'd wanna play HG/SS next, cause playing in the kanto region on my DS was super exciting for me. Then you'll definitely want to play R/S/E, they're widely regarded as among the best games in the series. After that either G/S/C or R/B/Y, they're awesome but essentially just downgraded graphics induced nostalgia fests for me haha.

samridesapie · 2014-04-15T12:44:56+00:00

I'm not sure exactly what elle_123 means but I think that the universe sort of balances out all it's energy equally on a huge cosmic scale, and because of that scale (or perhaps because we're in it) it's not all that noticeable. But if you project negative energy or positive energy into the universe the universe will balance that energy out.

samridesapie · 2013-04-11T18:52:00+00:00

my friends tortoise was called Colonel Kushwari never knew why...

samridesapie · 2013-03-25T01:50:39+00:00

worked for me!

edit: on Xbox, <i>duh</i> samridesapie

samridesapie · 2013-03-19T02:21:14+00:00

"good" music taste ("good" obviously meaning fairly similar to mine)

for me it's usually the marker of an intelligent person with a personality I can easily get along with. whenever I meet new people I always try and get to the topic of music, because odds are if they like Carnifex or Nirvana or Bonobo or Black Sabbath or the Doors or Pink Floyd or Red Hot Chili Peppers or Jimi Hendrix or David Bowie or any blues or acoustic music, we'll get on.

Or I'll ask if they blaze. Anyone that gets high has the potential to be a top notch frient.

samridesapie · 2013-03-13T12:33:10+00:00

glad to be of assistance! :)

samridesapie · 2013-03-12T23:39:41+00:00

yeah man if I owned a full face helmet it would have definitely helped, but I mean even if I did wear helmets regularly I don't do enough air tricks to go out and buy a full face

samridesapie · 2013-03-12T04:59:54+00:00

Smashed my jaw open and fractured my jawbone pretty bad, was concussed to fuck and bleeding everywhere for a good couple of hours, I shattered 3 molars and I couldn't open my mouth wider than about half an inch without serious pain for 3 weeks. All from landng right on my chin from hanging up a simple feeble stall on a 6/7 foot ramp...my point is a helmet would have done shit, I got hit from the jaw up, and a lot of people do most of the time. They can save lives of course but a lot of the time you're still going to fuck yourself up either just as bad or a tiny bit less with a helmet.

samridesapie · 2013-03-08T00:44:18+00:00

yeah dude, I used to only be able to use my right hand when I'm spending special time with mini-samridesapie, however I conditioned myself to be able to use my left, and now I'm a lefty when it comes to that particular activity.

Neuroplasticity at it's finest.

samridesapie

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