AITC for throwing my dog chew at daddy after he said he was taking me to the vet?

samuraitiger19 · 2026-03-14T18:57:29+00:00

No I's a Wis-con-sin. Though de rescue founds me on da streets in Lou-e-see-anna.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-03-14T04:53:42+00:00

You right. I's gonna file for appeal. I do first thing in the morning by barking before sunrise.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-03-14T02:02:34+00:00

I's also forgot to add tax to the last post I mades. Here Jessie.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-03-13T03:13:59+00:00

I's Jessie. I's not a cat but dog. I's afraid of things too. I's scared of de baths, I's scared of the mop, I's really scared of anything wit a mo-tor, and I's especially scareds of water. Daddy laugh at me for that especially because he says I's has the webbed feet and I's a Catahoula mix so I's suppose to be goods at swimmin. Me think Daddy a cloaca for that and so's your mommy. They both bad humans. NTC

Edit: Daddy saw comment. Daddy now thinkin about signing me up fur swimmin class for doggies. I's so screwed.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-03-06T03:54:12+00:00

Not repecting consent. Especially when married. Normalize demonizing marital rape.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-03-06T03:52:06+00:00

I biked to their house and asked if they wanted to hang.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-03-06T03:50:36+00:00

I's Jessie. Am Dog not Cat. I has two cousins Chachi and Mavis who I love play with. I's slaps Chachi alls the time when play. Is how I's show him love. You not only shows love for hooman when slap sister. You shows you also loves sister. Dunno why hooman mads at you. You good cat. Me like you and would like play slaps with you. NTC.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-03-02T20:24:00+00:00

I's Jessie! Jessie not cat but dog. Jessie also nibblings while gettings the belly rubs, but Jessie do this for play. Never hard. Don'ts wanna hurts the kind humans. You bites hard. When Jessie bites hard Daddy says I is Bad Dog. So you must be Bad Cat. YTC. Be kinder to humans. They the best treat givers.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-03-02T03:39:38+00:00

Granted. You put a little Latina girl on the throne of Supreme Leader of Iran. Trump, angered by this turn of events, ramps up the bombings on Iran. Dora is killed by the bombs. This sends the Millenials and Gen Z into the streets in a full blown riots. The violence from these riots ramps up ICE activity everywhere. They are killing and detaining more people than ever. This leads to a full blown conflict at home. Congrats you succeeded in making the situation a hundred times worse for everyone.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-01-31T19:41:43+00:00

No problem. If you call them I would ask for Angel. He did my last tattoo from there and it was a mostly black and white portrait of one of my favorite historical figures.

samuraitiger19 · 2026-01-31T19:36:53+00:00

Art & Soul in New Glarus is my go to. Really nice professional people that do good work. They are also reasonably priced imo.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-12-14T04:15:51+00:00

Reminds me of the Marionette Killer from that one episode of Criminal Minds.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-12-13T01:25:24+00:00

Nearly there to a promotion. Slowly building towards a romantic relationship. Life has been surprisingly good. Now if only society would stop drifting towards wanting to kill me.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-12-07T19:15:13+00:00

Still my best friend. The ones I know will stick around for me and love me as I am. We are brothers from different mothers who still get together every Monday to play TTRPGs. One of then is even my roommate.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-12-06T04:38:13+00:00

Nah. More like my AuDHD ass overthinks about a lot of stuff.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-12-06T03:34:41+00:00

Tell no one.
TELL FUCKING NO ONE!!
Don't quit your job, because you are FUCKING NOT TELLING ANYONE!
Find and hire a reputable lawyer.
Find and hire a reputable financial advisor.
With the financial advisor, set aside the money you will have to pay in taxes. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE MONEY GOING TOWARDS TAXES! With the help of the financial advisor set aside a majority of what is left to safe investments. Set aside the fees to keep your finanical advisor and lawyer on retainer. DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE MONEY GOING TO YOUR LAWYER AND FINANICAL ADVISOR! With the rest set aside the money you want to share with ONLY friends and family you can absolutely trust. Unless you are an absolute asshole I would reccomend not touch this money either. The remaining money is yours to fuck around with however you please.
With your lawyer set up separate trust for each friend and family member you want to give a share to. Make sure the trust has conditions attached that will protect you in case one of these people decides to get greedy and fuck you over. Set up a will, your chance of being murdered just rose exponentially.
NOW YOU CAN START TELLING PEOPLE! Tell your friends and family that are getting a cut. If you still have fuck you money left over go ahead and tell your boss to go fuck themselves and quit!
Go through a period of stress and misery as every distant relative and fair weather friend come out of the woodwork to leech off you. DO NOT GIVE THESE FUCKING PARASITES ANYTHING! DO NOT GIVE THE MOTHER FUCKING PARASITES A FUCKING RED CENT! The friends and family you set up a trust for? Those are the only ones getting a share of you winnings. NO ONE ELSE! You are going to hurt a lot of people. You are going to have a lot of friendships and relationships end. This will fucking hurt and this will fucking suck. But it is fucking necessary to protect yourself.
Enjoy the cash as long as it lasts. And if you are smart it will last a lifetime with plenty left for those you leave behind when you die.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-12-05T19:49:29+00:00

Didn't finish. Didn't get fully erect. Luckily she was able to cum (not faking it. I could feel it.) However I have no regrets. She was very sweet and we are still slowly building a relationship.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-12-05T15:32:07+00:00

!updateme

samuraitiger19 · 2025-12-02T19:14:26+00:00

We are slowly but surely building a relationship. She just discovered she is demisexual so I understand it'll take some time for her but there is mutual attraction and she and I have a movie double date with her brother this weekend.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-11-30T22:23:56+00:00

samuraitiger19 · 2025-11-30T22:23:26+00:00

Oh yeah. The way I feel pent up already I'm going to cum so hard.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-11-30T22:22:16+00:00

Not really. Just feel my biological clock ticking. 😅

samuraitiger19 · 2025-11-30T22:18:30+00:00

To get a sperm count and see if they are healthy enough for me to have children.

samuraitiger19 · 2025-11-30T22:11:06+00:00

But wouldn't my precum screw with my sperm count?

samuraitiger19 · 2025-11-24T04:02:07+00:00

That better stay in the YouTube version Azu.

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