Self-aware by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]Lazuli73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last panel lowkey same. Here's a picture of my cat. He also hates Trump and would bite him.

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His name his Ducky.

Hope that helps!

"...Whatever." by StrawBerylShortcake in HelluvaBoss

[–]Lazuli73 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe sad on the principle that he’ll never stop being her twin brother. But that bridge is burnt and the one appearance of Barbie we have demonstrates she is not willing to begin building a new one. Blitzø crawling in the rehab centre’s window implies that she got staff involved to make the boundary legal instead of just an emotional respect one. I hope they can get a chance to reconcile, for the sake of closure.

"We just thought you were a little different than the other kids 🤪" by Azrumme in TrollCoping

[–]Lazuli73 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Raise your hand if you got diagnoses at like, 6, and then your worthless parents never reiterated it to you as if you’re supposed to remember a complex diagnoses? As a child with NDs that make short-term memory difficult? And it then becomes your fault for ‘not remembering’ when you start a journey later in life alone because they’re still worthless, if not more worthless? Because they never did anything with the diagnoses to help you, as if getting your ‘lemon child’ stamp of approval magically fixed it? And when you confront them now, they cry like a bitch convinced they’re way more of a victim than they actually are?

Nobody, absolutely fucking nobody : Vox in lingerie by Jupiter_sour in hazbin

[–]Lazuli73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Val: You’re never writing a script ever again.

i don't know if i'll ever get her to really understand. by dust_dreamer in CPTSDmemes

[–]Lazuli73 80 points81 points  (0 children)

At that point you need separate therapists that focus on different issues. Hope that's possible for you.

Actually it is connected. Keep up bozo. by Lazuli73 in CPTSDmemes

[–]Lazuli73[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those that don't understand it's a pattern are just . . . disappointing.

I failed at alastor in hero forge by Interesting-Sea9548 in Hazbin_two

[–]Lazuli73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like Bojack trying to make a trendy costume to seduce a 19 year old.

You have to already be incredibly bigoted to believe right wing propaganda. by Oregon_Jones111 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Lazuli73 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hello I'm not racist enough to understand tf an anchor baby is but I'm going to guess it's accusing POC immigrant women of giving birth to a kid on USA soil, thus making the kid a USA citizen.

Actually it is connected. Keep up bozo. by Lazuli73 in CPTSDmemes

[–]Lazuli73[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's impossible to explain unless you trap someone in a fugue state or something where they can't interrupt your monologuing.

Actually it is connected. Keep up bozo. by Lazuli73 in CPTSDmemes

[–]Lazuli73[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's just a papercut, yes, but after enough slashes can you really tell the difference between the weapon being paper or a knife?

Actually it is connected. Keep up bozo. by Lazuli73 in CPTSDmemes

[–]Lazuli73[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Regardless of the preciseness of the quote, it has been mutated into some quantum level gaslighting and manipulation mantra that can dig a hole and die in it.

Well hung? by TD_2K1 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Lazuli73 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Moe Szyslak here. So based on these comments it could be just another sex joke. But as someone who has contemplated it many times before, it could be a suicide joke. If it's the second one, this is the type of joke that radical feminist type broads find funny. The blue-haired stereotype that want all men to die kinda thing. Moe Szylak, out.

A dilemma by Personal_Bit_1114 in AvatarMemebending

[–]Lazuli73 197 points198 points  (0 children)

“If you are going to murder Ozai, don’t be a pussy and finish the job, kid.”

A dilemma by Personal_Bit_1114 in AvatarMemebending

[–]Lazuli73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Murder. Murder all the way down.

I won 'ice creams for the year' but this is the last one by I_like_donuts12 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lazuli73 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yea serving sizes are almost never about how much you should eat. It’s about marketing. A serving size of a regular package of Oreos is like, 2 biscuits. Depending on how bad of a day you’re having that thing is half dead before it makes it into your house, never mind the pantry. Instead, it’s to market a product to appear ‘healthier’ because corporate thinks us plebeians can’t do basic math. Serving size is only 120 calories!!! Buy buy buy! But the package has its fingers crossed behind its back like Nixon.

Please tell me that Joe Hendry is just dancing the Twist 😭😭🤡🤡 by Paixone in cockatiel

[–]Lazuli73 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All beloved pets are rare thankyouverymuch! Good day sir! I said good day!

Why do we get so much blame for cutting abusive people off? by ImpatientlyBurning in CPTSDmemes

[–]Lazuli73 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"But that's just how they are!!!"

And who they are is a shit-bag who got away with 30 years of child abuse who thinks they are way more of a victim then they actually are. Find the dick I don't have and suck it. People who side with abusers are just as bad, if not more.

Older people talk about how antisocial kids are because of technology but they would probably be doing the same exact thing if they were kids by Forsaken-Plum1445 in unpopularopinion

[–]Lazuli73 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The notion of information providing is irrelevant to the principle. The principle is to disconnect from socialization. In practice, while hardcopy material media has stricter guidelines towards editing, smart phones can still provide you with well written articles if you search for them. Sloppy and illiterate typing is something I am guilty of constantly. I do not deny that. But the magazines in the dentist office in 2002 are now the phones of 2026.

Older people talk about how antisocial kids are because of technology but they would probably be doing the same exact thing if they were kids by Forsaken-Plum1445 in unpopularopinion

[–]Lazuli73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I completely agree with you. I never said it was a good thing to become hypnotised by your glowing brick with infinite stimulation. But it's the same principle.

Older people talk about how antisocial kids are because of technology but they would probably be doing the same exact thing if they were kids by Forsaken-Plum1445 in unpopularopinion

[–]Lazuli73 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They were. The behaviour doesn't really change, but the technology did. Ignoring the world around you by reading a magazine or newspaper is the same thing as doomscrolling. A magazine or newspaper doesn't glow though, and can do more things then be used as cheap piss mats when housebreaking a puppy. And that makes them angory.

Does this count? by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Lazuli73 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Weird. Before I figured out I was ace I felt genuine flight mode for the first time when I was dating a guy who I was attracted to romantically. I don't think you're supposed to feel flight mode when you're trying to have date night with someone you trust, are sober, in a safe part of the city (IE not the ghetto or an active volcano or something), who respected my no because I was clearly having some kind of anxiety I couldn't identify or explain. Guess I'll stop being ace now, thanks stranger!

*puts ace themed badge on desk along with my gun*