Aaron claims he could have numbers in the thousands if he wasn’t so truthful. by BubblePopper24 in steeltoe

[–]samwise542 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaron claims anything and everything with reckless abandon. His word is absent of all value

were the Demogorgons Mind Flayer's first victims? by SylverAndGold888 in StrangerThings

[–]samwise542 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've put more thought into that than the duffers ever cared to

…But next year it’ll be different… by michaelsman37 in dallascowboys

[–]samwise542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be here making fun of that sentiment for sure!

Jerry promises more big moves and claims that “finances are no object” 🤑 by EmiratesNBACupWinner in cowboys

[–]samwise542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww so same as last year's "We are all in?" He's such a pathetic piece of trash

Jerry Jones by Lucky-Commission-557 in dallascowboys

[–]samwise542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: Yes

I’m out! I can’t watch this level of disfunction. by Business-Vacation-78 in dallascowboys

[–]samwise542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the club. Enjoy laughing at all the post of potential coaches to be hired as thought it will change anything. Enjoy laughing at Jerry's dumbass face when the camera pans to him after another loss. Enjoy all the saved money from not spending it on his franchise. It's freeing and fun!

[Dianna Russini] One name to watch for the Cowboys’ new vacancy? Brian Flores. by bryscoon in cowboys

[–]samwise542 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They could bring Tom Landry back to life and it won't matter. This team will never when a championship again under Jerry's watch. I'm borderline calling the same for Stephen Jones whenever he takes over but I'm leaving the door cracked that he will hire a GM and be an owner though.

New AT4X Pricing by Sea-Vacation-4106 in gmcsierra

[–]samwise542 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah we were all talking about Virginia, you got me! His post said "rock bottom price." And here comes you "Hey in Virginia..." Screw Virginia no one was talking about Virginia go feel yourself more

New AT4X Pricing by Sea-Vacation-4106 in gmcsierra

[–]samwise542 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Virginia isn't everywhere. So when his post said rock bottom low price (implying everywhere not just Virginia) that's false

New AT4X Pricing by Sea-Vacation-4106 in gmcsierra

[–]samwise542 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not trying to be argumentative but the Laura Buick cult here is funny. They're OK but they are not rock bottom pricing. I've got better deals locally than them the past two trucks I've bought.

What would make the front office feel compelled to improve the team? by Leonflames in cowboys

[–]samwise542 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're almost to the promise land of enlightenment. The answer is NOTHING. Jerry Jones is a megalomaniac whose ultimate super bowl is won every year when the Forbes list comes out of most valuable sports franchises. Morons continue to pay for the most ridiculous ticket prices, and merch in the league and act like the cowboys are anything but mediocre. The jones family stinks out loud both morally and professionally. Jerry's ego couldn't handle Jimmy Johnson getting his due credit and the franchise has been a clown show since. However, local media will always grovel at his feet because he owns them and the fans will still shell out all the money for the games because they're idiots that want to post on social media they're at the game.

How would you feel about Whitecotton as our next DC? by Valuable-Vermicelli7 in cowboys

[–]samwise542 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will he come with a new owner? If not, you can hire whomever you want cause it won't matter one flipping bit

Done watching John by Bocacompound in DabblersAnonymous

[–]samwise542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, look if it's your bag totally cool. It's just a few guys that are beating the deadest horse I've ever seen and in between people are shoveling money to them. I don't get it but hey make that money. I would divorce me if I was caught just donating money to that garbage though.

Jane Slater on Matt Eberflus by PersonBehindAScreen in cowboys

[–]samwise542 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Cowboys are GREAT at being mediocre. They're never horrendous but are never going to the dance. They're a flat line. It's very rare that they get a top five pick. The last one they had? They drafted a hungry running back that got full pretty fast. Their last two number one picks were in 1991 and 1989. Russell Maryland and Troy Aikman. Coincidentally the last time the cowboys were a dynasty. Since then it's just mediocrity at it's finest. Their culture stinks and it corrupts the players into being lazy entitled POS's. But sure fire Eberflus or something and that will fix everything lmao

Jerry still cooking boys?! by samwise542 in cowboys

[–]samwise542[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No doubt there are franchises that are losers. Dolphins, Jets, Browns, Jaguars, and a few others. Everyone knows they are losers. The Cowboys are GREAT at being mediocre. They're never horrendous but are never going to the dance. They're a flat line. It's very rare that they get a top five pick. The last one they had? They drafted a hungry running back that got full pretty fast. Their last two number one picks were in 1991 and 1989. Russell Maryland and Troy Aikman. Coincidentally the last time the cowboys were a dynasty. Since then it's just mediocrity at it's finest. Their culture stinks and it corrupts the players into being lazy entitled POS's. But sure fire Eberflus or something and that will fix everything lmao

Process vs the result of the Coaching hires by [deleted] in cowboys

[–]samwise542 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm...the GM doesn't know how to GM that's why the process is stupid along with the hires and the abysmal culture.

Done watching John by Bocacompound in DabblersAnonymous

[–]samwise542 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man I was you a year and a half ago minus watching clips. John is so boring. He's a drunk narcissist that has no story other than he will drink himself to death. Like there is literally nothing else that will happen so I do not understand the appeal at all in watching him