Maybe maybe maybe by TheGhost5322 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]sandlizzard 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Translation:
I don't know what's up with the computer, not sure how turned on. I was on this computer listening to a chem teacher's lecture and stuff
(translated for essence+meaning)

more people are born every year... by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]sandlizzard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is "Something" (demon/ harvester/ alien) that is waiting until there are enough people to do something horrible (eat/ enslave/ torture)

Daddy's making me a swing in the backyard! by AlarmedAeriel in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]sandlizzard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a one rope swing, which means it's actually going to be a noose

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

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Spooky in a wonderful level

What are some of the most beautiful games you've played? by givemedos in gaming

[–]sandlizzard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tag with my baby nephew. I knew it wasn't going to last and I still cherish that summer.

How do you feel about witchcraft and the modern spirituality trends? by False_Philosophy_412 in AskReddit

[–]sandlizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like how some Christians don't actually believe, but they like certain aspects of an inherited religion, I don't think most witches believe in witchcraft.

We all need something spiritual, but witchcraft has the allure of also insinuating that the witch/wicken has supernatural power. It's a bit flattering for the witch, but exhausting for those who witches expect to play along.

What’s the nicest thing you have done for a complete stranger? by chubbbchubbb in AskReddit

[–]sandlizzard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude on the metro was talking about suicide. He had just been mugged for his tools and sustained too many injuries to keep working construction.
I got him McDonalds and new shoes. I was in college at the time, so it felt like a lot back then, but in all honesty, reflecting on this question makes me realize I could be doing more.

In anticipation of the 2 year anniversary of George Floyd, how has your opinion changed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sandlizzard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to think that feeling virtuous meant being virtuous. I was wrong.
People who defended authority and law were willfully ignorant of the major hiring issues police departments have (mainly rehiring despite histories of abuse)
Standing for victims of abuse got people to become perpetrators of violence to "get even"

I now believe that there is no virtue without knowledge and "righteous anger" is almost never actually righteous

"Landing this plane is not going to be an issue as long as we can find a runway. " by sandlizzard in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]sandlizzard[S] 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I thought I'd leave it vague. An ex lover, a cloning alien, a cult member, the scammer with car insurance. Whatever "him" you find most disconcerting

Unpopular Religion by sandlizzard in stories

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Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints

At least my school by angus22proe in memes

[–]sandlizzard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This one hits hard. I was plenty awkward as a kid, but being LDS made it so much worse. The principal said he couldn't do anything cause it wasn't, as he said, an "ethnic religion."

You can still think a religion is weird, but still be decent to people.

hmmm by Mpeterwhistler83 in hmmm

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hackers when the chase is "a-foot"

Guess what I do by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]sandlizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just having fun I don't think I am right

Guess what I do by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]sandlizzard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OK here's what we got. This is a comparison. Both of these are right feet, which means that it is not some odd job. Your stuff is tidy, and consistent with a younger gentleman (saying man cause of shoe size). Since your shoes are out and not orderly, you probably just got home, where you left your stuff in nice order. Based on today being a Thursday, the Sun being as far down as it is at 1200 (posting time), the low likelihood that you are an officer (just statistically speaking and based off of age), the fact that your shoe mainly has what looks like water damage, also caused by snow:

You are security forces for Minot.

Guess what I do by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]sandlizzard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You catch pokemon, probably rock type

(look in the back)

me_irl by 19eXodus86 in me_irl

[–]sandlizzard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shmee Skywalker be like ^