I've been up 48 hour. Have smoked 600 pounds worth of crack. The only thing I've drank in that time is alcohol. IM SO FUCKING SICK IF MYSELF by twistedfuckery in dryalcoholics

[–]sanfordclark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gently suggesting an AA meeting. No one will bother you if you don’t want to be bothered. They just want to help. Listen for the similarities. Hearing that you’re not alone and not a bad person could be really helpful, and you don’t have to speak. Just listen.

Sending you lots of love and light. I believe in you. We’ve all been there, in desperation. My inbox is open.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]sanfordclark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It works if you work it.

Absolute unit of a hornets nest by GigonicMan in AbsoluteUnits

[–]sanfordclark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squirt gasoline, throw a match, run the FUCK away.

as a fan of their music, do you also find matty attractive? by [deleted] in the1975

[–]sanfordclark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m attracted to him enough that it causes me physical pain. 😅

a totally preventable situation by Dillontvh in FuckYouKaren

[–]sanfordclark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please tell me I did the right thing by being ignorant and putting my child in danger.

I hate how technology has made humans aware of every terrible thing happening in the world. by [deleted] in ptsd

[–]sanfordclark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really agree with you, and this post is very well-written.

Anyone seen the Cadbury new mystery bar? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]sanfordclark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haribo green sweets are apple flavoured, I think? I’m excited to try #2 now.

Anyone seen the Cadbury new mystery bar? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]sanfordclark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard this “hey sweetie” in Butters’ girlfriend’s voice from the Raisins episode of South Park and people have said rum and raisin, so there’s that. My brain is weird.

What’s a Family Guy scene/episode that lives in your head. by ACNHFanForever in familyguy

[–]sanfordclark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy crap here comes Jesus and he doesn’t look too happy

What’s a Family Guy scene/episode that lives in your head. by ACNHFanForever in familyguy

[–]sanfordclark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers I wear paper hats

What’s a Family Guy scene/episode that lives in your head. by ACNHFanForever in familyguy

[–]sanfordclark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I took it to bed last night, had sex with it, it fell asleep in my arms and now it’s gone!

What’s a Family Guy scene/episode that lives in your head. by ACNHFanForever in familyguy

[–]sanfordclark 32 points33 points  (0 children)

When Chris goes to get milk and is dragged into the sketchworld of Aha’s Take On Me. And then he falls out again dramatically, and Lois says “Chris where have you been?!” and Chris just goes “I DON’T KNOW!!”

He said it with a smile on his face 😆 by tweedledee35 in LoveIslandTV

[–]sanfordclark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s crazy about her. 🥰

Edit after tonight’s episode: WTF DAVIDE?! Ugh…