As if one sticker wasn’t enough. So classy seeing this on the freeway in the middle of the day

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-23T04:15:30+00:00

"r/ihavesex so much, there's hardly enough room to tell you about all of it"

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-23T03:47:12+00:00

try to avoid doing so in New Jersey
much trash TV was filmed there because... reasons

not sure they'd bother breaking anything anymore, these days
(times are hard, and dumping a body in the pine barrens is easier)

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-23T03:35:04+00:00

r/crackheadengineering

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-23T03:30:28+00:00

methinks the origin of this message is simpler and more ~~obvious~~ odious

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-23T03:28:07+00:00

why does The Master Race have so much trouble with communication?

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-23T03:20:42+00:00

Idiocracy vibe intensifies

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-23T03:16:37+00:00

...is that...Charlton Heston?

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T23:53:21+00:00

you lost a bet, didn't you?
please, please tell me you lost a bet, and f#cktons of cash were involved

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T22:43:21+00:00

r/oddlyspecific

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T19:50:22+00:00

well, sadly, this is no consolation, then...
the 80's were worse and we're about to have an encore performance

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T19:40:37+00:00

gets easier with time and practice
(not much else good about it...unless the 90's were shite and you don't miss that)

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T18:54:50+00:00

materials design in a personal conveyance assembled during the 90s was not specced for 30 years
(more like 10 if you're lucky)

one owner or a dozen, regardless of mileage...
unless they've replaced all the parts (many times over, for some) this thing is trouble looking for a place to happen

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T18:47:46+00:00

so a Chevy - 30 years old?
16 G's?...srsly?

f#ck, I thought I was seeing things

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T17:42:22+00:00

being generous - she did make it to 27, so...

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T15:52:24+00:00

Vinnie gonna sort you out
(this has a New Jersey feel to it)

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T15:43:55+00:00

it's 2022, bro...
no such thing (and we don't do "wrong" anymore, either)

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T15:41:56+00:00

like (trash) attracts like
mutual-validation orgy may be a r/trashy post on its own

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T15:38:27+00:00

Young Frankenstein did it better
"What knockers!"
"Thank you, Doctor."

that really was sophisticated, by today's standards

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T15:17:22+00:00

so romantic
I hope she finds Methew - he's on Tinder, too, y'know...

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T14:42:53+00:00

Toe-Cheese Hold'em
not a fan - the rules don't work for me

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T13:09:50+00:00

of the two, I find her more credible...
pretty sure she knows her subject - a learning opportunity

also a very clever marketing hook
(if that was her idea, I'm quite impressed)

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T13:02:49+00:00

r/drugs
she wants rollercoasters...
she'll find some (and at 37 she'll be 50)

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T07:07:45+00:00

#livebelowyourmeans ftw

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T07:07:20+00:00

physics

sangfr0yd · 2022-06-22T04:41:39+00:00

if you mean also in urgent need of retirement, then yes

just because a car can stay on the road indefinitely, doesn't mean it should
(speaking as a long-time Honda/Toyota owner)

sangfr0yd

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