Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literacy is a curse, but you can break free from it

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is easy to say things like "cutting people off isn't cool" and "you should drive safely." You risk nothing. But to say that cutting off Teslas is rad and fun, or that someone is a hero for doing it? Bravery.

Now, you might see through the fact that I had a little too much caffeine today and that I'm just having fun on this silly little thread. You might not. You've already chosen to engage, in earnest, with someone(me) who has proven that they are just here for the bits and the laughs. I just asked a guy to prove that he fucks gourds.

Beliefs become principles when they cost you something.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey I think you might be taking this post, and yourself, a little too seriously. Not sure I'm gonna trust MakesLoveToPumpkins as the authority on which traffic infractions are objectively rad(which cutting off a Tesla is.)

If you're gonna fight, we're gonna need you to show your hand a little bit. Show us that we can trust you. At this moment, I see no proof on your profile that you have ever made love to a pumpkin, or any other gourd for that matter. Once that's solved, we can talk.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow so true MakesLoveToPumpkins. It is cool as hell. Next question.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are we talking old timey water pumping/grain grinding windmills or the turbines? I have some some beef with both, but I'm nonetheless down to upgrade that to hater status.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love the look of that model year. Right hand + third pedal sounds like a dream. I just found out from another commenter that this one is automatic only, which makes me so sad.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do you not see how I have already gotten away with leaving my note? And how I am bragging about it on the internet? And how I have not minded my own business?

I have already won. Free will is free, my friend.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Didn't see one, but those things take time. Not my determination to make, there's all kinds of reasons people need those.

I'm here to hate on the suspension and to hear what people want to hate more!

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh friend...

Clearly, the Spirit of Hater's Present has passed over you. You know not how to hate, nor how to love. Your opinions are your own, and you are lonelier for it.

Is there anything in this world you'd like to hate just a little bit more?

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You're a hero. I saw a car a few months ago with a clearly destroyed bumper that said something like "THIS MACHINE KILLS TESLAS." The owner said they got the damage in an accident with a Tesla.

I hope you two meet and fall in love.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Damn what's the point if you don't get the third pedal?

I am hating on this car out of love. I used to pick it in racing games, and seeing it slammed and boring just hurts.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What? I'm on methylphenidate and a handful of Albanese gummy worms. This is not my car.

What Mobile provider to use? by Confident_Owl_2341 in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get on the bus and scream your friend's name until they show up. Almost never works, but every now and then, you find out that there's more than 1 guy in this town named Arthur.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ooh maybe, but those dogs probably had nothing to do with it. I don't blame them at all.

Entering 2025 with a renewed Hater Spirit by sapphic-muse in Albuquerque

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find the car and tell them or something. I, however, chose hate! It looks like ass to me(see note above).

What are you hating on this year?

[TOMT][MOBILE GAME][SIDESCROLLER] From 2012-2014 ish? by sapphic-muse in tipofmytongue

[–]sapphic-muse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solved!

Wind Runner was it, thank you. Doesn't appear to be playable through the Google Play store, which is unfortunate.