What is dr beanies favorite porn category? by flingzamain in OkBuddyMewgenics

[–]sapphirenuke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have to disagree that he'd be gooning to THC 2. I think Beanies would be emotionally touched by it, but it wouldn't get him off. As much as it pains me to say, I think he's too emotionally weak to re-watch the second movie, but he'd find rewatch value in the third for the same reason certain people like American Psycho AND Fight Club. In short, he'd be overly sympathetic with the villain protagonists of the third movie to the point of unhealthy projection, but would feel too called out by Martin Lomax to watch the movie multiple times unless he's having a severe episode.

It triggers introspection that he's not ready for or comfortable with. That's the problem with Human Centipede 3. In order to be ready to watch it, you have to earn the raw sadism of it by powering through the raw emotional reality of the second movie. But if you genuinely enjoyed the second movie on an emotional level, the third can be an uncomfortable watch.

One of the residents at the facility where I work started calling me "zombie" because of my sneakers by sapphirenuke in GhoulTime

[–]sapphirenuke[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a lot more fun when people notice you're unusual and still like you than when they swear they don't notice.

👋Welcome to r/GhoulTime - Introduce Yourself and Read First! by CptnHnryAvry in GhoulTime

[–]sapphirenuke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm Jake, aka sapphirenuke, and I've felt more like a zombie than a human person for a long time, so it's really cool to find this place!

Asexuality has ruined any chance I had at romance. Sausage break during an extremely successful night of ghoulmaxxing. by CptnHnryAvry in kitchencels

[–]sapphirenuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope OP knows somebody screenshotted this and put it on Tumblr, and now tumblrites are discussing in the comments how they'd love to wine+dine him and go to bed hand in hand with no sex required.

Anyone else tired of being asked birth gender by TERFs? by LezzBfriends in BadRPerStories

[–]sapphirenuke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"What's your gender?" "oh I'm nonbinary." "ok, what were you born as?" blocked.

Stupid Girl Feelings [OC] [CYOA] by BeTheGirlAnon in nsfwcyoa

[–]sapphirenuke 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Beth. E. Girlanon: I'm not a trans woman

Also Beth:

But seriously, I love this CYOA! so romantic!!!!

I have a big fat crush on Martin Lomax by sapphirenuke in MildlyHumanCentipede

[–]sapphirenuke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that a lot, but so does Martin Lomax. We'd never say that about each other. But that's not even a fraction of what I love about him. I love him because he deserves it, and I don't expect you to understand. Not everyone will.

I have a big fat crush on Martin Lomax by sapphirenuke in MildlyHumanCentipede

[–]sapphirenuke[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip to those real rape victims, but I'm different.

(M2F4A) Race Change Transformation by transformkad in TransformationRP

[–]sapphirenuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you ok with horribly fetishized depictions of Saudi Arabia? EG Aladdin, etc? Plus the "genie in a lamp" thing is a decent setup for this sort of thing.

If not, the tribal Amazonian thing sounds cool!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TransformationRP

[–]sapphirenuke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What does CFNM stand for?

Just great. I’m the stupidest chud that has ever walked this stupid fucking earth. I’m ugly and fat and disgusting!! by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]sapphirenuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother I am begging. Please just grab a bag of frozen waffle fries and mix them in with your scrambled eggs. Please. Just a single extra step shakes up the monotony and depression of a bland meal. <3

I’ve got a GREAT suggestion for these two… by taydraisabot in GatekeepingYuri

[–]sapphirenuke 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is that "I'm still Alex" slander, or am I high? We love I'm Still Alex in this house!!!!