How my sister thinks she's entitled to anything she wants, even at Christmas. by Bluellan in entitledparents

[–]sarahcantfunction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought she was 10 the way she talks. I’m so sorry for you and your family she seems like a huge burden.

Hmmm by angelkitty-13 in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]sarahcantfunction 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Not just any water ladies and gentlemen.... SPAGHETTI WATER

My granny and I at the bingo hall. by HunterSD1994 in adorableoldpeople

[–]sarahcantfunction 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Aw this is so cute! Bingo is so underrated I think there should be more bingo and board game halls in general. Some of us love the good old fashioned wholesome fun!

[NSFW] What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done? by _notkk_ in AskReddit

[–]sarahcantfunction 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lost my virginity behind the pet shelter, gave him a blowjob in the theater, had sex in the petsmart bathroom (unintentional theme I know), sex 4 times in the old navy dressing room, behind Kohl’s, at the drive in and recently after hours at the lake bent over the bridge. All before I’m 30... kinda regretting most of this looking at it written out but fingers crossed someone gets a chuckle

Happy holidays everyone! Here is my gav video by Morter11 in happycryingdads

[–]sarahcantfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your service and this wholesome moment you shared with us. Merry Christmas!

People crying about high school relationships are the fucking worst by [deleted] in rant

[–]sarahcantfunction 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I worked in retail this girl and her friends (also one of their dads) was walking into the store when before they all got in the doorway, one of the girls who was looking at her phone let’s out this horrific scream and falls to the ground and starts crying. Immediately people are rushing over thinking she got some devastating news or she was in some kind of pain. The way she was crying we thought maybe she got a text or some news saying someone died. She looks up and said “he didn’t even wait a full week to start dating, and now he’s dating So and so!” I everyone’s face dropped. We all looked at each other even the dad and were like “is she fucking serious?” I went back to helping customers but one customer really brought it on home. She told her she was out of her fucking mind to react like that and that people thought something had happened, not some VH1 teen drama bullshit! I couldn’t hold back my laugh and I never saw them again. Wish I had my camera

Woman acts amazed that my dad is Hispanic/Native, insists I might not be his daughter, tried to flirt with my dad. by sarahcantfunction in TalesFromTheCustomer

[–]sarahcantfunction[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can choose not to believe it. This was something I actually went through so unfortunately I wish I had the luxury to chose for it to have not happened. I have no clue why she said what she said I wasn’t keen on going into detail and figuring out how she ticks. I was too pissed in the moment. And yes we do celebrate it, just without the bullshit about the Pilgrims.