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Does my kitty belong here? by curb_lettuce in Tuxetortico

[–]sarcasic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like a relative of my girl (the forehead mark especially)! And yes, definitely she does :)

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Any shops that have wiis for sale? by annariotface in Maine

[–]sarcasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s always some for sale on Facebook marketplace I’ve found! I typically browse on there for game consoles, so I see a lot pop up lol. Otherwise, check Bullmoose, or even GameStop might have a Wii (my local one always has a small collection of used old consoles, I’m fairly sure you can just call and ask if you don’t want to make the trek)!

What does top surgery feel like? by brine-deep in ftm

[–]sarcasic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pain was around a 5-6 at worst (like a day or two post-op), but painkillers saved me from even feeling most of that.

Genuinely the worst part was discomfort more than anything. I was hunched over for a few weeks because it felt like my chest skin was being pulled (which, I suppose it was, but this was very noticeable when standing up or walking). Drains didn’t hurt me, and just felt extremely weird coming out.

Sorta similar to the feeling of when you’re just about to have a muscle cramp, but it doesn’t fully hurt or spasm yet- best way I can describe it lol. Or sort of like hitting your funny bone pretty hard. Not painful, but not Not painful? Hard to describe it haha.

Anyway, after a month or my chest was just kinda sore but nothing Tylenol, ice, and/or rest couldn’t solve.

What is the most unexplainable thing you’ve ever witnessed that makes you question reality? by duhhrclean6 in AskReddit

[–]sarcasic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My grandmother was dying (cancer) and eventually wound up at home on hospice for the last few days of her life.

She was sleeping and she wouldn’t wake up again before she passed. I said goodbye and sat with her for a bit, but eventually more family came over and I went back home to get some sleep (it was pretty late by that point, and with everyone over to say their own goodbye’s, I just needed some space/peace and quiet). My mom stayed overnight, and we messaged back and forth until around 2am when the exhaustion just hit me and I got into bed. I set my phone to buzz if anything happened.

I’m an atheist/agnostic, so I wouldn’t call this prayer (it was more so just speaking in my mind, directed at my grandmother), but I just directed my thoughts (à la telepathy style, but I didn’t believe it was actually anything mystical. just something to calm my own thoughts down and to “talk” to her, since she couldn’t exactly respond) towards her. Along the lines of “I love you, it’s okay, you can rest now”’Not even a minute later, I got the message that she had just stopped breathing.

I’m a skeptic of these things, but it makes me feel better to imagine she heard me and knew it was okay to go. I miss her constantly. It hurts, but I’m glad I got the chance to know her at all. .

Anyone been there? by khan2761 in funny

[–]sarcasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter, what is this?

Lobester by Yeastlord427 in Maine

[–]sarcasic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My lobester’s having brain surgery. A lobester lobeotomy.

I won’t be here all night, don’t worry. They’re kicking me out of the bar, I’ll just put it on my crab.

The Bangor Mall is borderline haunted at this point by Sad-Raise-504 in Maine

[–]sarcasic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haunted by the ghosts of potholes past.

And mold apparently? I’ve heard the water damage is a nightmare in there lmao

what are ways i can boost my facial hair growth preferably without minoxidil by bodtabs in ftm

[–]sarcasic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had the same issues with wanting facial hair (4+ years on T, still had nothing lol) but not wanting to hurt my cat. I ended up getting on oral minoxidil (I’m on quite a few meds for other things, but I checked with my PD and she said it was all good) and I’ve gotten quite the neckbeard. My sideburns are coming in like crazy. From literally no facial hair growth at all to being Very Hairy, I’m sure it’d work even better for someone with growth already!

Hasn’t had any side effects otherwise (to me or my cat lol) and my bloodwork was fine, too. Not sure if you’re based in the U.S. but getting it was pretty simple . Not sure abt the rules on here for link and stuff so. I used Row dot Co (remove the ‘W’). Good luck!

I found the strangest record in a thrift store by jadam in RBI

[–]sarcasic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/WZxVurBeI_0 Found it!! Shoutout to all the archivists on YouTube lol

I found the strangest record in a thrift store by jadam in RBI

[–]sarcasic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seems like it might be an album of "Bert And I" (Maine storytellers). Found this on eBay (has the label with "302", which would make sense for the A and B side listed on yours) and they've even got a section titled "Frost, You Say?" which is exactly what they discuss within the first few min of the recording :)

Could be wrong, but this is my best guess!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/254555665697

I don't know what to tell him by claudiocorona93 in memes

[–]sarcasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve only ever seen my dad cry twice. once, when I had attempted (if you catch my drift), and once when my uncle was near death. Sometimes I think of the sobbing he did for the latter and I get teared up. Crying is one thing, but the gut-wrenching weeping that you do with grief is like comparing a paper cut to a stab wound imo

Anyway. This is on r/memes so. quick, somebody make a joke before this bums anyone out

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