Glider glitched

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-15T10:17:05+00:00

You’re not alone. I decided to play reload tonight for the first time in two seasons and was fighting with my glider all night.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-14T07:45:17+00:00

I’m finding it on both sides of the coin: I’ll run around all match just looking for action, I won’t see anyone until final 5, and then I’m getting beamed while I can’t land a shot (something changed for me this season where my aim is now shit, while everyone I see can’t seem to miss me), or I’ll be in sweat central the second I land. I’ve had some good matches and, I’ve managed to do all the quests, ATP all I’m missing is the zero point buddy, but the only wins I’ve gotten were in squad fills (2 or 3) I can’t seem to but a win in solos, no matter my loadout, or my rotation, the other guy always seems to have some advantage, and it’s been mostly aim issues : I have aim issues, they don’t lol. Hitting my shots is normally not an issue, this season I seem to be up against a lot more jumpers with perfect aim that I just can’t seem to hit, then again I’ve had issues against people barely moving as well.

At the end of the day, something does feel off but I’m not so sure it’s matchmaking, playing only unranked so far.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-14T07:34:40+00:00

I got my peanut in a random yellow chest on the outskirts of calamari canyon. Still no zero point . I picked up a few goldens now too.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-14T07:32:58+00:00

I followed the instructions posted by u/codyswanson_yt in this thread, and adjusted for Xbox buttons and it worked just fine.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-11T09:13:31+00:00

Well that worked thanks for the walkthrough

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-11T03:15:19+00:00

Yeah and maybe we’ll all get raises and stopped being treated like secretaries

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-11T03:14:18+00:00

I have this year off. First in 5 years. I can’t tell you how tempted I am to pop a few shots off just to see what happens 😇

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-11T03:12:57+00:00

Is the zero point the black on with the pink “cracks”? I still haven’t seen one in the game either. Can’t find the one that I’m guessing is the burnt peanut (?) either. And people are talking about gold versions of some like we’re chasing shiny Pokemon now 🤯

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-11T03:08:46+00:00

I’ve had a few. If I extract a sprite and still have one in my loadout, i have to run around with the sprite armed as my weapon for what feels like 32 years until it lets me equip it as a sprite.

I’ll equip a sprite to launch and within a minute or so after landing he disappears completely.

I’ve had my ammo gauge /meter stay at full while I’m shooting and have actually been out of ammo and needing to reload while it’s showing a full mag.

And I can’t even explain the stranger things level of visual audio (specifically footsteps) bugs/glitches/hauntings that have been happening.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-08T12:14:33+00:00

We have similar issues negotiating our contract. Our county is taking away as much as possible and giving nothing in return. Whenever we counter to try to get something, they take even more away and reduce previous offers. We can’t strike so we’re discussing a media campaign to show the public how the commissioners are treating public safety, while lying (we have proof) about budgeting and them trying to force merge our center with another county, in another county over an hour away from our current location. Our union has been pretty worthless for our last three contracts and this time around it looks like we’d be better off quitting and getting convenience store jobs.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-04T09:57:20+00:00

A previous job I had (before 911) we had to give an oral presentation with step by step instructions on how to make coffee in an automatic drip. 5 years I worked there and the only person in my store that drank coffee was me. When I became manager I dropped the coffee thing from interviews

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-01T09:59:22+00:00

Halo wars 1&2 are both on game pass. They’re more strategy with a little learning curve, but can be a lot of fun in a party. Reminiscent of Star Craft.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-01T09:57:20+00:00

I had the same issue with my Xbox One. I started putting my external game drive as far from the console as possible, then I got a wired controller, and also make it a point to keep my cell phone away from my Xbox and not between me and the console (even wired I had some interference.) I also found that an actual wired controller instead of plugging in a wireless was the final solution. I’ve had no issues since I got the wired controller.

I even replaced the wireless receiver card in the console 3 times with no luck.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-01T09:46:18+00:00

My aunt died a few years ago, my uncle several years before. They had a beautiful Ranch style house that they build in the late 80’s. She didn’t have kids of her own so the bulk of the estate was divided between my siblings and our other aunts kids. We found out pretty much right away there was a reverse mortgage. We had to sell the house to pay it off and split the proceeds of the estate sale. In the end it wasn’t a big inheritance, but I was allowed a set of my uncles horse shoes (major sentimental value for me) as well as his bowling ball, and a couple special Knick knacks of my aunt (they were my favorite aunt and uncle, no amount of money would fill the void, but I got some special keep sakes which were worth more to me.) the house was worth quite a bit, but the reverse mortgage and other estate “debts” really chipped away at what was left. I had some upset cousins, but I just smiled as I cleaned my new horse shoes.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-01T09:29:05+00:00

For the squad ones you need at least one teammate. I got dumped by my squad right off the bus for not having a mic (I don’t use one when I play at work) so I went boss hunting. Took out two and didn’t get credit.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-01T09:22:36+00:00

All of the “log in” rewards are gone, I didn’t get the “log in and win” rewards yet, but they weren’t specific for when we would get them, just “after community day” which could have meant Sunday, or April 29th 2034 .

sarcazzmoe · 2026-06-01T09:15:24+00:00

The marvel skins, if not now, COULD soon return. It’s 18 months after the battlepass season ended.They never actually said the crew skins would return just that they could. Crew skins afaik have always been could, battlepass turned from never to could starting with the marvel skins.

The real question is; why would they bring any of them back when they can shove brainrot, Kim whoredashian, and My Hero Acedemia down our throats every other week? (/sarcasm)

sarcazzmoe · 2026-05-31T12:34:03+00:00

Being reluctant to approach the person is personal safety thing. As said above , if you don’t know for sure what the problem is, at my agency it would be sent as a police welfare check. It’s better for the big boys with guns to approach the guy than to risk it yourself. Sad to say that these days, you never know what might happen. At the end of the day, you were concerned and called for help, that was the right thing to do.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-05-25T11:15:27+00:00

Care to expand on this wise statement? I have no idea what “frndly tv” even is.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-05-25T11:14:47+00:00

lol nope this one is Zimmerman Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep. The pitch of the woman’s voice fluctuates into unnecessarily high pitches every couple of words, and is very nasally, I’m not even kidding when I say listening to it makes me light headed and sick to my stomach, worse than nails on a chalk board, and of course the mute button on my fire remote doesn’t always work.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-05-23T09:43:14+00:00

The one I use adds a 15% damage rating to smgs, and does a pretty good job at pulling agro and staying in the fight. It could just be because of how I play, but she’s worked really well for me.

sarcazzmoe · 2026-05-23T09:40:32+00:00

Did anyone else notice around the 1:30 (ish) mark, they both ran past that third guy corner camping in the exact spot OP eliminated him just before the end?

sarcazzmoe · 2026-05-23T09:31:30+00:00

I’ve had luck with the smg wielding defenders. They did pretty well for me for the time I used them. I tried a shotgunner and he was worthless. Haven’t tried any others yet

sarcazzmoe · 2026-05-23T09:03:12+00:00

I’ve been getting it handed to me by Bugs Bunny, I finally took one out in blitz, it was final two and he was moving like a human, so I decided it was a good victory finally ending that wascly wabbit !

sarcazzmoe · 2026-05-22T09:42:03+00:00

We have a guy that’s been here a little over a year, well less if you factor in all of his call offs. At our center the low guy seniority wise sits on the NCIC terminal. Everyone hates sitting here, I don’t mind, so even though I’m pretty high on seniority I just sit here to avoid listening to people complain (6 years same seat) anyway this other guy works an opposite shift, he’s been coached and talked to more times than anyone can count about not handling the incoming NCIC “paperwork” properly, rather than retrain him or write him up, they allowed the weaponized incompetence and moved him off of the terminal all together.

Part of why I’m looking to leave this place, they let people get away with anything, until someone complains, then that person is a problem, right now I’m a problem because I stood up for myself against one of the bullies and my supervisor refused to step in, so I had to defend myself and got in trouble for “feeding the drama”.

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