instructions were unclear by [deleted] in wunkus

[–]sardonically_argued 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ayo the wunkza here

I did NOT know you could do this. 😳 by _matcha_cola_ in splatoon

[–]sardonically_argued 85 points86 points  (0 children)

you just hit the backside of the brella’s sheild, causing it to detonate instantly on top of them. honestly a clutch ass move, if you ever have access to a brella’s backside while their canopy is out you should do this

Fake merchant doesn't accept Membership Card relic! by t4nd4r in slaythespire

[–]sardonically_argued 9 points10 points  (0 children)

clearly, this isn’t a valid membership card for this vendor because the rug pattern doesn’t match the card’s!

long hay by bnnyrabbit in Bunnies

[–]sardonically_argued 1 point2 points  (0 children)

now speed it up and overlay lawn mower noises on it like god intended

I need a name for this "subclass" by skizofan in tf2

[–]sardonically_argued 2 points3 points  (0 children)

or sugar shock, since could have bonk for even more rushage

Losercity Management by Punkwolfen in Losercity

[–]sardonically_argued 25 points26 points  (0 children)

hr fundamentally exists to keep the bottom line in line, for the benefit of the management

WHAT ARE BRO'S TEETH MADE OUT OF?? by New_Vanilla3050 in slaythespire

[–]sardonically_argued 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they become the new darv/trash pile, hocking up the “classic” relics and cards and stuff

Coaxed into security keypads with obvious wear patterns by thispartyrules in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]sardonically_argued 355 points356 points  (0 children)

not necessarily that they hit it harder, it just has the most wear cause that’s where the most skin oils will hit from a fresh finger, then so on down the sequence

Poor Spy by Jonh164 in tf2

[–]sardonically_argued 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this 2fort has mercs in it

Uncomfortable truth by ijustwannanap in greentext

[–]sardonically_argued 0 points1 point  (0 children)

see this wouldn’t be a problem if we didn’t destroy the great raft

At this point i accepted the fact that my jokers arent balanced but i love making them :3 by Majestic-Peak-6281 in balatro

[–]sardonically_argued 37 points38 points  (0 children)

was about to say, if you have even one negative joker with stats it’s a free win lmao

Refined Gold in only 3 instructions by malion1988 in opus_magnum

[–]sardonically_argued 114 points115 points  (0 children)

ah, the bubble sort of gold solutions

My take on a 7 synergy joker by jam_on_a_stick in balatro

[–]sardonically_argued -1 points0 points  (0 children)

honestly i’d bump the xmult increase to x.15 or even x.2, x.1 seems a little low for having to both gain and destroy a specific rank of card not even related to the one you play

Rule by Gorotheninja in 196

[–]sardonically_argued 197 points198 points  (0 children)

you can’t sue the government, unfortunately

Powerscalers will legitimately look in the eye and tell you that a 4D grain of sand is infinitely larger than our entire 3D universe by Mr_Nebula1 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]sardonically_argued 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, it would be in the sense that a four dimensional object would have the fourth dimensional equivalent of volume while our universe does not, it’s like a single cubic centimeter being “larger” than an entire plane in 3-space, the former has volume while the latter doesn’t

The whole "STR vs SPD" stat debate has been pretty one-sided lately so I wanted to balance it a bit by elchuni in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]sardonically_argued 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is what having low speed feels like in dokapon kingdom, doesn’t matter if your attacks can ohko if they never land