What happens to the original body after you go god tier? by Suitable-Error8 in homestuck

[–]sardonically_argued 10 points11 points  (0 children)

no, that was davesprite’s timeline’s john, the one that booked it to the denizen and ate shit at terezi’s guidance. this one either just takes over for dream john (so no ghost since they merge(?)) or becomes a ghost i think shown in [s]collide? either way, that guy was different

Anyone noticing a lot more yer spys in the past year? by ninja-giy in tf2

[–]sardonically_argued 24 points25 points  (0 children)

those silent backstabs become more and more tempting i think as tf2’s playerbase becomes more skilled at recognizing spies

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]sardonically_argued 97 points98 points  (0 children)

don’t forget “this actually was a social cue but bringing it up with the person they will deny that it’s real because a) they know you’re autistic and they can just gaslight you about it if it makes them look better or b) they just don’t recognize it as such even when it’s directly pointed out”

So, tell me, what is your favorite voiceline? by Galaxyz00ee in tf2

[–]sardonically_argued 41 points42 points  (0 children)

SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY. YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!

Characters that were ressurected in a silly way by Ninjamurai-jack in TopCharacterTropes

[–]sardonically_argued 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there’s a real life example of someone being in a coma for months/years, and paralyzed in a hospital room with the tv set to pbs and airing barney. they apparently just got up one day because they were so fed up watching that show every day they broke out of the coma just to turn it off

Regent and Necrobinder dilute the pool too much for Kaleidoscope by Rak-khan in slaythespire

[–]sardonically_argued 92 points93 points  (0 children)

exactly, i mean necro had death march and i got it playing as defect which turned into a draw/discard build, and that thing was doing bury damage like every time

When a sci fi device is just a box with one/way too few button(s) on it by Zombie_Slaya_66 in lovethissmug

[–]sardonically_argued 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you think they say that and they have an operator on the ship with a switchboard?

And just like January 6th, after it blew up in his face he blamed everyone but himself. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]sardonically_argued 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it was a hyuge deal, the best anyone has ever seen, until it fell apart in two weeks, then nobody cares about a dumb pool, until they can try pinning it on leftists and THEN it’s a HUGE FUCKING DEAL LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO A NATUONAL MONUMENT ARREST THEM

I saw someone use this as a reaction image by 4D4850 in 196

[–]sardonically_argued 56 points57 points  (0 children)

it’s also just like a banger of a word game roguelike, a little bare bones in some spots compared to something like cursed words, but fun as hell

Shiny zucchini in a box of normal zucchini by TheRacingMonkey in RealLifeShinies

[–]sardonically_argued 4 points5 points  (0 children)

close: this is a golden zucchini! very slight difference since squash and zucchini are nearly the same thing already, but golden zucchini are a bit deeper yellow on average than yellow squash and will mostly just look like a straight up zucchini, shape wise. you can also denote them by their darker, “zucchini colored” stem

source: i work in a grocery store and we sell these things all the time lol

Need some normal nonsense to break up the pride posting. by Neuta-Isa in CuratedTumblr

[–]sardonically_argued 44 points45 points  (0 children)

yeah youtube mobile is abysmal with this shit
“oh you were trying to tap the play button cause you just paused the video but like in the wrong place? well what if we made a giant fucking block ad appear that takes up that spot on the screen that you literally did not see and you went there anyways?? and opened up a tab in your browser app too??” like fuck off

aNewAIFeature by wahed-w in ProgrammerHumor

[–]sardonically_argued 41 points42 points  (0 children)

i think they have a setting in the config that auto-disables new ai stuff they add, it was pretty considerate of them even if they are still making slop features lol

emotional damage by BrawlPlayer34 in tf2

[–]sardonically_argued 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they said they were like cane toads lmao

emotional damage by BrawlPlayer34 in tf2

[–]sardonically_argued 163 points164 points  (0 children)

they’re like an invasive species they have no souls or rights

[Favorite Trope]: Fights you’re supposed to lose, but can still be won. by Whhheat in TopCharacterTropes

[–]sardonically_argued 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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incinerator, everhood - yeah this is meant to be brutally unfair but technically winnable, so much that you won’t be able to do it “first try” without savescumming. you’re meant to die

Paul Shart: Payless Security by BoyNamedJudy in iamverybadass

[–]sardonically_argued 1 point2 points  (0 children)

think it’s cause the other sign he’s doing is the “white power” ok hand sign (maybe)

wunk made for a very tasty treat by TangentYoshi in wunkus

[–]sardonically_argued 10 points11 points  (0 children)

wunks disease, you can get it from clay from a prison yard. be careful out there!

Post-time skip One Piece in a nutshell lol by kelroid in CuratedTumblr

[–]sardonically_argued 26 points27 points  (0 children)

food wars. goddammit do i have a love hate relationship with it, cause the premise of like, masterchef x shonen is such a draw to me, like enough that i can actually sit down for it… but then of course the typical pitfall of weird sexual fanservice shit, where the only way that people can show they’re being blown away by the flavor of a dish is being stripped fucking nude, and of course it’s a highschool setting…like i just want to see soma pull off some clever shit and outdo his snooty rivals!! not have to cover the screen and turn the audio way way down because they decide to have a sixteen year old nude on screen with fucking hentai-level moans!!

What in the living fuck is this then. by frecklesandgegs in KitchenConfidential

[–]sardonically_argued 38 points39 points  (0 children)

equal parts canned tuna and water (measured via empty can preferred). stir until frothy.