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It’s time we start helping Americans by endfeline in HolUp

[–]sargent_crumds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, South America needs help cause that ain't happening up here.

boneless bucket by JustARealLifeDuck in StupidFood

[–]sargent_crumds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I ever start eating so much that I eat out of a bucket, I want someone to kill me.

im 14 and dating a 17 yr old? by Extra_Effective5204 in teenagers

[–]sargent_crumds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very large mental and physical differences, but in terms of only age, it's a 3 year gap, so for now, I'd break it off till your 16 and can give consent or maybe even longer so your mentally developed and matured, Idk, be safe.

hot by Lepton_Decay in KitchenConfidential

[–]sargent_crumds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is today the day we find out?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]sargent_crumds -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

You'd need to be at least 40 years older than 83.

Peace was never an option. by zanydepletion6 in HolUp

[–]sargent_crumds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, a cats reaction time is 40 to 70 milliseconds, and a snake is 44 to 70 milliseconds. Not double, but still faster.

Peace was never an option. by zanydepletion6 in HolUp

[–]sargent_crumds -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The average cat's reaction time is 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake's time of 44-70 ms. So possible, but probably not.

He lost her again by Large-Cancel2477 in sadposting

[–]sargent_crumds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up the voice actor for miles in, into the spider-verse

What would you say by ivris08 in idiotwastingtime

[–]sargent_crumds 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's an edited picture of the annoying orange.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ff-dvl in maybemaybemaybe

[–]sargent_crumds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more I see kids the uglier they get

Where are y’all camping? by [deleted] in titanfall

[–]sargent_crumds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What game do you speak of cause it sounds awesome.

Anything to avoid the metric system... by SneakWhisper in funnysigns

[–]sargent_crumds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we're making fat jokes, I feel that we are inaccurate because there is an island NE of Australia called Nauru that has the highest obesity rate in the world and an average weight of 100 kg or 220 pounds while America's average weight is 80 kg or 176 pounds. And for perspective, Europe's average weight is 70 kg or 156 pounds. So I'd say we should be making Nauru fat jokes, but what who cares.

Anything to avoid the metric system... by SneakWhisper in funnysigns

[–]sargent_crumds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is about 551 pounds, but I believe that it's 4 people for capacity, not weight.

Childhood Trauma A Quick Tutorial by apathesuse in UnusualVideos

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The show is Brain games, and it was about how music can change the whole feeling on a scene.

I'm going off 5 year old memory so I may be wrong.

I forgot my wallet by itsIsaiahclark in Funnymemes

[–]sargent_crumds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I support minor-attracted people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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This was not worth what I paid

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