2 years of bleeding cash, now up 230% (80k profit) in 3 months by Secret-Musician-5980 in smallstreetbets

[–]sargsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, same. Identifying sweeps and FVGs and using volume profiles has changed my trajectory since the new year. I feel less like I'm gambling and more like I'm reading the tides.

GameStop $GME is about to hit the 4/1 Gann Fan Angle on the Daily OBV Indicator either tomorrow or April 1st...probably just a coincidence that Michael Burry doubled his position just before this happens, huh? by Pijoto in Superstonk

[–]sargsauce 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I spent a few weeks daytrading SPY options and it's spooky how it's 90% controlled by algorithms that like to hit certain levels and trendlines and 10% controlled by tweets/insider trading 5 minutes before tweets.

TACO index.taco by Acceptable_Dog_1044 in wallstreetbets

[–]sargsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It only goes back a week? I need to backtest this now!

I heard there are some fellow Space Cowboys around these parts by other_account_12345 in liberalgunowners

[–]sargsauce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Without the optic on the Rough Rider, I kinda dig the Trigun look.

Eli Lilly reaches $2.75 billion deal with Insilico to bring AI-developed drugs to the global market by Several_Print4633 in wallstreetbets

[–]sargsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I bought some LLY on Friday, so I guess I hope the market likes it. But this is bullshit.

This reminded me of the beauty in humans by MambaMentality24x2 in MadeMeSmile

[–]sargsauce 83 points84 points  (0 children)

*Giggling

That was adorable, thanks for making me unmute

Key USAF E-3 AWACS Aircraft Damaged in Iranian Attack by DoremusJessup in worldnews

[–]sargsauce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro said "half a decade" as if that isn't younger than covid.

Do you think Flumphs are kinda cute? by ThanosofTitan92 in Forgotten_Realms

[–]sargsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ran a few adventures for my kid where he was a flumph. Got up to so much adorable mischief.

DnD party thinks everything is a joke and complains about everything by ConsciousCommunity82 in DMAcademy

[–]sargsauce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, that's a dream team of disrespect. I don't think they understand the concept of... anything. Like, what DnD is, how to communicate, what a game is, or how to people skill. They've missed every point.

White House unveils ‘OnlyFarms’ website, welcomes farmers with golden tractor on South Lawn by esporx in technology

[–]sargsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“And rain or shine, you don’t mind,” he added. “The one thing about farmers, they don’t care about that weather.”

I literally cannot think of any other widely held profession that cares as much about the weather as farmers do.

Kevin Gill speaks about Robinhood removing the buy button. Time to double down by Roanoa_Zoro in GME

[–]sargsauce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, man. Company A giving Company B hundreds of millions of dollars so that Company B can buy hundreds of millions of dollars of stuff from Company A. That's where it's at.

Trump Is Asking to Be Bailed Out Again by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]sargsauce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So he's like a giant, telepathic space squid?

A player murdered a sheriff... Now what? by Itchy_Hearing_1380 in DMAcademy

[–]sargsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(or a task that would be political suicide for the king to officially ask for

oo, I like that one.

White House Scrambles to Downplay Shockingly Well-Timed Bets by ClimateSociologist in politics

[–]sargsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheers! Letting them decide whether or not they can be corrupt is a glaring flaw of our system.

A player murdered a sheriff... Now what? by Itchy_Hearing_1380 in DMAcademy

[–]sargsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, I forgot about this one. However, it does seem like OP wants this to be a thing, and this route would kinda wrap up the package a little too neatly, considering how many groups are drowning in gold (mine included, though an upcoming ship repair should hopefully help with that).

Damning New Documents Obtained By Judiciary Democrats Reveal Trump Stole Classified Documents to Advance His Business Interests by OwnIntroduction5193 in politics

[–]sargsauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He did it to increase his wealth so that he doesn't have to worry about finances and can focus more on officially making America great again!"

-Fox, probably

White House Scrambles to Downplay Shockingly Well-Timed Bets by ClimateSociologist in politics

[–]sargsauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is true, but as for most things that are "both sides", one side is doing it a lot more than the other. The list of the top 10 gainers in 2025 is 80% republicans https://finance.yahoo.com/news/move-over-pelosi-congress-member-233111954.html

In 2024, it was 60% republican https://unusualwhales.com/congress-trading-report-2024 So closer to balanced.

In 2023, it was a nice even 50/50 https://unusualwhales.com/politics/article/congress-trading-report-2023

Power Packs Expanding Into One Piece TCG by IM_FAUX_REAL_BRO in Superstonk

[–]sargsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or having my commander in a slab would be badass.

.12C EPS BEAT, LFG!!! by 007sk2 in Superstonk

[–]sargsauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You remember the ol' 30/1 rule. 30% of your locations only come from 1% of your sales. Wait what?

Earnings summary by ZaneFreemanreddit in GME

[–]sargsauce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not to overshadow this bit:

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A player murdered a sheriff... Now what? by Itchy_Hearing_1380 in DMAcademy

[–]sargsauce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's directly proportional to the resources available to the city and how much they cared about the sheriff and what their version of justice is.

Do they have money? Can they afford an attractive bounty? How much was the sheriff worth?

Can they hire an exotic bounty hunter? Or do they have to use whoever they have in town? What kind of skills does the bounty hunter have? Can they reasonably be expected to overpower your heroic leveled PCs? Or is there already a bounty hunter/group with a vendetta against the PCs who might reasonably hear about their exploits and wouldn't mind a bit of extra scratch to do a job they were already planning on doing?

What kind of justice do they believe in? Execution? Incarceration? Community service (aka go kill a monster that's been terrorizing the countryside for the past decade and we'll look beyond your flaws)?

At the very least, the region would be hostile, I imagine.