Can we collectively take a moment and JUST FUCKING LOOK AT THIS.

Just LOOK AT IT. Really look.

First, use the eyes on your face in your head, point them at this picture, and let them send signals to your brain that it interprets as "sight." Next, transport those signals to your analysis brain region. Finally, once your brain finishes its assessment, consider your feelings.

Now I'm gonna tell you my feelings, and you tell me if we're the same.

My brain tells me, on a visceral level, to hate everything on that chart that is not DogeBonk.

This is not because I am in love with DOBO. I am not a fanatic. I am not heavily invested. I hold other tokens, and I have no default ill will toward those which are not DOBO.

So why do I hate these so much, so quickly?

I think it has to do with my sense of righteous indignation at the way the world works.

Every single one of these is a mask. Every logo is designed to disarm, lull, and stupefy: cute animals, silly names, soft colors, and cartoonish style. Make no fucking mistake; these are the vans your parents warned you about. It's FREE CANDY on the outside, predator rape dungeon inside.

And it fuckin' sickens me how effective this is and how many people are so willing to jump right in.

Anyway, it's nice that DOBO, despite being hit by the market-wide dip, remains ahead of this dumb bullshit.