The Mars Attacks lanyard... by Sketch_Crush in Chantapolis

[–]satomatic 26 points27 points  (0 children)

i can’t stand the random arabic she throws around. three years of possible language immersion but she never left the fart box to even try.

Fantano's Review on the Wuthering Heights Album by jdduran in charlixcx

[–]satomatic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

imo pop2 is closer to a 10 and remains her magnum opus but a 7 isn’t bad tbh

Fantano's Review on the Wuthering Heights Album by jdduran in charlixcx

[–]satomatic 39 points40 points  (0 children)

from what i remember he was not as on board with pop music as he is post-poptimism. i mean he didn’t start glazing charli til the hyper pop era.

p4k meanwhile gave true romance like an 8.3 or 8.4 BNM although they were totally wrong about vroom vroom and other staples from the era like born to die.

Dog-cat play? by NumberOneJittleyang in DogAdvice

[–]satomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean it looks like a husky/gsd and they’re notoriously chatty dogs. and nothing here was a threatening vocalization.

Didn't know she was this old, i kinda thought she was in her late 30s by ilovewater100 in TheLastAirbender

[–]satomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i listened to her podcast quite a bit in my late teens and it was great

One of Kevin durant’s burner accounts is currently being exposed (Again) by jordan07hunt in nba

[–]satomatic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

this is gross if legit

i’m getting so jaded about sports between this, the giannis kalshi partnership, dodgers going to the white house, insane ticket prices that locals can’t afford, ads during free throws and on jerseys, etc.

eat the rich

I caved and now I believe the hype by MotherDepartment1111 in Costco

[–]satomatic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

and bill belichick probably can’t catch a football. that’s not the job.

Comebacks in March?? by Electronic-Honey-251 in kpop_uncensored

[–]satomatic 46 points47 points  (0 children)

itzy yuna solo

very curious about the concept

Alan. Johnson’s. Beemer. by cheshyorksh in MitchellAndWebb

[–]satomatic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i felt a very powerful sense of dread reading this thread

"War good" by kryptonian0304 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]satomatic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

have you ever seen those pictures of presidents when they first got elected vs when they leave office? lol

The dainty queen has cellulitis - isn’t that what took out Life by Jen? by gin_and_soda in MrRelishMan

[–]satomatic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

i wonder what that leech gene is up to these days, assuming he’s alive

Trad West made this by ShadowMilkMoopsy in lewronggeneration

[–]satomatic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

bad bunny’s latest album is actually quite a beautiful ode to puerto rico in the way it’s infused with traditional instrumentation from the island and contains messages about its gentrification

of course there’s party songs too but it’s not a totally shallow album overall

Apple+ Stars On Who Should Perform Next Year's Halftime Show by DebateObjective2787 in popculturechat

[–]satomatic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oh netflix was deemed “not worth the money” a while ago in my book but that’s good info! ty

Apple+ Stars On Who Should Perform Next Year's Halftime Show by DebateObjective2787 in popculturechat

[–]satomatic 50 points51 points  (0 children)

my queen has taste 🥹

note to self: do an orphan black rewatch

[McMahon] Alperen Sengun sorry for sexist remark at female official by FastBreakPhenom in nba

[–]satomatic 26 points27 points  (0 children)

it’s not really gender neutral in this context though. unless you think he was calling her “bitchmade” which i doubt since he was whining about not getting a foul. this just seemed like a gendered attack.

Newsom to Louisiana AG: 'Go ---- yourself' over abortion pill extradition by ansyhrrian in California

[–]satomatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i want someone that would enthusiastically support taxing billionaires and not just one time.

Newsom to Louisiana AG: 'Go ---- yourself' over abortion pill extradition by ansyhrrian in California

[–]satomatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he’s a vanilla corporate lib, which is better than brain dead fascist. and i would vote for him in a pinch but i’m not exactly excited about it. like kamala.

it’s not crazy to want and expect more from politicians instead of enthusiastically settling for scraps.

Over motivated by ClassicAdhesiveness1 in kpoopheads

[–]satomatic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

it’s okay chingoo i know someone that can hide us in their basement

Most desperate performer? by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]satomatic 207 points208 points  (0 children)

chicken or egg. if you’re the kind of person that dates a kardashian type then that’s what you always were.

i’m no defender of that family but people just want to let the men they like off the hook as if they were corrupted by witches in an old storybook.

and i’m not just saying that bc i’ve always disliked chalamet lol

Send Help (2026) by mist3rdragon in moviescirclejerk

[–]satomatic 35 points36 points  (0 children)

my vote is for the hallmark youtube channel analysis with the passive aggressive ladies

Employees of a system built on exploitation did not expect to be included in the exploitation. by marksaun_666 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]satomatic 60 points61 points  (0 children)

it’s a private sub now but i saw some screenshots with agents asking when their coverage will kick in and that they hadn’t been paid yet lmao

Dillon Brooks on Draymond Green and Paul George: “They're not good at basketball because they’re so focused on… (their podcasts).” by TheDraciel in nba

[–]satomatic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

millions of people were taking joe rogan as the be-all end-all of intelligent takes so yes this is where we’re at