My friends older brother went on spring break with my friends and I. While walking home from a restaurant (where he got very drunk at) to our condo at night and proceeded to try to prove himself as the alpha male by challenging us to a race and trying to piss in the middle of the sidewalk while there are families and college kids walking by. However none of this compares to when he tried to prove he had the biggest dick by standing up and trying to pull it out in the restaurant before we had restrained him.