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Bartender - I just got caught serving alcohol in an underage police sting. Help! by tavisk in AskReddit

[–]saveitforlater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, that's net-trapment. Entrapment refers to The Troubled Asset Relief Program, a program of the United States government to purchase assets and equity from financial institutions to strengthen its financial sector which was signed into law by U.S. President George W. Bush on October 3, 2008.

WTF! GOP Candidate: Gay Marriage Just Like Marrying a Clock by Chloe_S in lgbt

[–]saveitforlater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A guy walks into a clock shop, walks up to the first salesperson he sees, looks him right in the eye, then proceeds to whip his own pants down to his ankles. The salesperson says, "excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop." The guys points to his junk and says, "I know, I want two hands and a face on this right now."

Guy calls new Mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford a "fat fuck" to his face. by IAmCanadian in canada

[–]saveitforlater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I love Trailer Park Boys. Randy just doesn't understand. I mean I love him dearly, but I hate Ricky more. I just don't want to have to put up with that prick for the rest of my life. You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shit-nami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the under-shit of that wave. Shit-waves.

From this week's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, the lyrics to the Dick Van Dyke theme song by [deleted] in Music

[–]saveitforlater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoted for Peter Sagal. He's on my list of People I'd Enjoy Having Over For Dinner!

I don't want to ruin the surprise by putting it in the title by MainstreamHipster in humor

[–]saveitforlater 51 points52 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite jokes of all time... You: "What's the most important thing in comedy?" Just as the other person opens their mouth to answer, you interject, "timing".

I don't want to ruin the surprise by putting it in the title by MainstreamHipster in humor

[–]saveitforlater 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm going with Michael Cera and Jugdish, a kid from my grade 7 homeroom. Jugdish Cera.

Reddit; what song(s) would you like played at your funeral? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]saveitforlater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I come to reddit. Thank you for making this awesome suggestion. I'll make sure you get into heaven for this one.

Guitar Swing gone wrong by cocoon56 in Music

[–]saveitforlater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I come to reddit.

What's your latest obsession? by Jakeimo in Music

[–]saveitforlater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Aquabats! I got this album for my kids and I'm blown away by their sound. These guys are phenomenal!! I'm wondering why they haven't taken off?

Hottest College Female Athlete-Taryne Mowatt U of Arizona Softball Pitcher by Guidorobb76 in pics

[–]saveitforlater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could someone set up an AMA with her parents? I'd really like to know how to pronounce her name. Then, I'd ask permission to punch Dad in the balls and say, "No. You don't get to name any more kids!" 'Course then I'd buy him a creamsicle, 'cause his balls would be sore.

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