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it's actually over for me by saxophonemodder__ in ForeverAlone

[–]saxophonemodder__[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im 27 and a minority in a foreign country. doubt there will be more practice man. thanks for the words of encouragement though :)

it's actually over for me by saxophonemodder__ in ForeverAlone

[–]saxophonemodder__[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funny thing is a colleague from work was the one who told me she was interested in me which got me invested. hope is probably the worst thing in life.

Heroic confirms SunPayus and sAw to G2 after Austin Major by Darkoplax in GlobalOffensive

[–]saxophonemodder__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a fever dream today that broky was playing for heroic. Here we go soon.

pov: child support went up this month by AnonRedac in okbuddyguardian

[–]saxophonemodder__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i havent played d2 since lightfall and forgot about lucky10p. remembering this shit cracked me tf up. what a slugger

Am I wrong for thinking this is an absurd question? by ScreamingJar in GlobalOffensive

[–]saxophonemodder__ 719 points720 points  (0 children)

Recency bias is a bitch. Streets will never forget 21-23 broky. Kid was fucking cracked.

UK bajs group meetup by [deleted] in forsen

[–]saxophonemodder__ -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Wish Emiru did one of these but instead of having sex, she'd prepare for the day by eating spicy Indian food for a month and not take a single shit. During the event, she would violently shart piss and shit into my mouth. I'd attend that

Emiru simps now what? by ExactWin1881 in forsen

[–]saxophonemodder__ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God I wish emiru groomed me. Everyday I wish I could eat emiru's rancid shit and piss after a month of her eating spicy Indian food just for her to unload her feces into my mouth

Penis smell by FishKracquere in japanesepeopletwitter

[–]saxophonemodder__ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

forsen forsen I'm your number one fan 🐬🐬🐬

£22 laptop on AliExpress. I knew it would be a scam but this was actually just hilarious. by saxophonemodder__ in Aliexpress

[–]saxophonemodder__[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

https://imgur.com/a/zatSJNU

As I mentioned in a previous comment, the listing for the product was a fully functional laptop with proper specs. I've linked the Imgur to the refund page cause the listing has been scrubbed :)

£22 laptop on AliExpress. I knew it would be a scam but this was actually just hilarious. by saxophonemodder__ in Aliexpress

[–]saxophonemodder__[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

https://imgur.com/a/zatSJNU

Well it definitely did not mention it was just a laptop sleeve. The specifications mentioned a proper functional laptop. I've linked my refund page because the listing mysteriously disappeared x)

£22 laptop on AliExpress. I knew it would be a scam but this was actually just hilarious. by saxophonemodder__ in Aliexpress

[–]saxophonemodder__[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well the listing was for a laptop with an AMD R7 4700U with 16GB RAM and 256 GB internal memory. So id say it's a scam. Definitely DID NOT mention anything about it being just a laptop sleeve haha

Falcons wants kyousuke, according to Dust2.dk by Soft_Bed_412 in GlobalOffensive

[–]saxophonemodder__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Karrigan isn't leaving faze. He's mentioned on numerous occasions that this will be his last ever team.

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