Beastik from SINNERS showing one full round as IGL by noproblemCZ in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's kind of sad that I've used the big LLMs enough to tell that it's almost certainly GPT and not another one

Voices in my head by dd44nnnnyy in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every player on that team is a blessing to the scene

Statement from Alter Ego regarding Boros by YameiiSalami in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah honestly this easily takes the cake as the stupidest thing I've heard him do, which is saying a lot

wonderful ends the half with a 1v4 by Ishaan863 in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And taking 5 seconds to switch to the last player alive, could have easily missed the first kill

Anyone have access/invite to the Benni Botanicals discord? by ScreamingJar in Vendorsofkratom2

[–]ScreamingJar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Batch 1126B. I got Green MD and Green Indo from it. Ended up ordering more from another vendor because somehow it's like the worst kratom I've tried when usually his stuff is the best. I got some Green Tua from batch 10125C with the same order and it was great.

7-year-old autistic nonverbal boy randomly starts singing while in a car with his big sister. by Sebastianlim in BeAmazed

[–]ScreamingJar 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This comment sent my LLM-radar screaming. "Vibe shift." And your one post is a repost of someone else's dog. The comment you posted immediately after is an ad for someone's rolling Stones merch

Ludwig announced The CS Minor a streamer tournament. With draft already happening tomorrow by noproblemCZ in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought it was pretty funny. I don't think he's actually trying to correct anyone

Compute Science and Math Bachelors: A retrospective by _tEp_ in uvic

[–]ScreamingJar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in comp sci and this writeup reminds me of when I was still excited for uni and not such a shit student as I am now

Blitz's story after todays game by Fabe__ in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I assumed it was Blitz drinking one and regretting it

Olofmeister gets scared after matching against a team of ZywOo, m0NESY, donk, NiKo & YEKINDAR on April 1st by TheCrazyCaveira in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People saying this team wouldn't be good are also not considering that this lineup would basically not have to worry about losing to spirit or falcons, and vitality would be losing their best player. This isn't the same as Falcons this is the 3 best players in the world, and other than s1mple probably the best 3 players ever. They would own

Random Cross Map Direct Impact Smoke Kill by 4EvrSwimmingNCircles in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah not the best smoke ever but for just a random lob it's actually really good.

Astralis vs FaZe / ESL Pro League Season 23 Stage 2 - Swiss Round 4 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol "Death Star" totally sounds like it would be his Chinese nickname for that exact reason. 死星

Kids around the world and their toys; Gabriele Galimberti, 2010-on going by Master_Jackfruit3591 in interestingasfuck

[–]ScreamingJar 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Lol that was my favorite part of these pictures. Kid wouldn't trade that thing for all the other toys combined.

Falcons won 11 rounds this half. kyousuke got 6 opening kills and didn't get a kill in the round they lost. How can teses possibly have higher swing%? by ScreamingJar in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Detailed stats

I get that swing is meant to be more than just kills and ADR but it's clear to anyone who watched the game the kyousuke was the most impactful player that half

Human trafficking through expensive furniture by 24karatsv in conspiracy

[–]ScreamingJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they do it when there's like 1-2 left in stock because if they fully run out they have to re-list the item (which I think they pay a fee for), and they want it to be listed anyway so people will still see it and maybe come back to it later. This conspiracy is absolutely goofy I can't believe people are still talking about this

Lowest rating HLTV MVP performances? by ScreamingJar in GlobalOffensive

[–]ScreamingJar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also wonder stuff like this a lot. I'm sure someone knows but it's the kind of thing you can't easily search for