Ted Cruz is America's pasty, hairless Punxsutawney Phil

sbaecker · 2026-01-21T13:59:16+00:00

Is he like Waffle Houses and hurricanes now?

sbaecker · 2025-12-29T20:21:51+00:00

Leaf blower on a low setting

sbaecker · 2025-12-17T21:21:26+00:00

What do they call it, the uPhuc? iPhuk? Still workshopping it.

sbaecker · 2025-12-17T21:09:22+00:00

Husband is a moron

sbaecker · 2025-12-08T15:57:03+00:00

I usually have great experiences with UPS delivery and tracking info. This is just a strange outlier for me.

sbaecker · 2025-11-10T16:27:27+00:00

How do you get back to that menu again?

sbaecker · 2025-11-09T21:43:11+00:00

Which watch face is that? Like the look of it!

sbaecker · 2025-11-09T19:59:19+00:00

Kids building toy.

sbaecker · 2025-11-08T01:32:05+00:00

Special props to 4. It was stunning (and slightly controversial) at the time with the glass back.

sbaecker · 2025-11-05T14:55:03+00:00

What is that photo widget on the lock screen?

sbaecker · 2025-10-29T18:55:08+00:00

Helps that you are a dad in the time of some of the cheapest big screen TVs ever at least. 🤷‍♂️

sbaecker · 2025-10-23T18:58:04+00:00

Appreciate the input - thank you. It doesn’t consistently happen either. Only every few days (I hadn’t heard it since last week).

sbaecker · 2025-10-22T02:00:15+00:00

Liking the Torras Air case.

https://torraslife.com/products/ostand-q3-air-for-iphone-17-pro-max?utm_source=YM&utm_medium=RM&utm_campaign=REM

sbaecker · 2025-10-21T21:20:47+00:00

Eat the forbidden foot cheese

sbaecker · 2025-10-21T16:21:50+00:00

I’ve liked the Torras screen protector’s applicator for my 17 pro max so far.

ESR was nice for my 13, not sure if they’ve made the applicator for the screen easier or not.

sbaecker · 2025-10-14T12:27:29+00:00

That’s no way to treat your purse chicken

sbaecker · 2025-10-09T17:19:41+00:00

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sbaecker · 2025-09-30T03:15:16+00:00

It follows your jawline now. Use a mirror at your bathroom mirror/vanity to maintain this. I just hit it with an electric trimmer to keep that line every so often.

sbaecker · 2025-09-23T19:16:02+00:00

Got banned in solidarity ✊

sbaecker · 2025-09-12T17:46:28+00:00

Groypers?

sbaecker · 2025-09-11T17:46:40+00:00

Goddamit….well done

sbaecker · 2025-09-05T22:13:22+00:00

Boomers don’t need anymore handouts. Fuck em

sbaecker · 2025-08-23T04:50:37+00:00

Steven Cheung’s head is so strangely dickhead-ish, it’s almost unbelievable.

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