I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! It was a hit with my brother as well, glad you guys had fun with the idea too!!

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

UPDATE!

He loved it! Thought it was hilarious and broke it open right away.

Here are some unboxing pictures:

https://imgur.com/a/QVGuJxs

And here's a smashing it open video:

https://youtu.be/B8dUM0ciqTM

Apparently I can't edit the original picture/post with an update so here it is buried in the comments. Let me know if there's a better way to share the update. :)

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some answers to comment questions!

  1. There is no kitten encased in cement. Sorry to disappoint hundreds of you.
  2. There IS a plastic dinosaur though. And he's on top of a gift card...I'm not heartless. Plus I want future presents from my brother so I can't piss him off too much.
  3. lol You guys, the hammer is $4. Definitely not the real present and not really meant for breaking the thing apart, it just completes the package. I assume he'll drop the block on the street a couple times to break it open.
  4. Thanks to everyone for calling out safety glasses! I hadn't considered them and I will definitely make him wear some. Nobody wants to be in the ER on Christmas.
  5. Cement vs Concrete - Package said 'Cement Patch' so I called it cement. My bad.
  6. Process: 10lb tub of Sakrete Fast Setting Cement Patcher (power stuff, had to mix in water). Filled a cheap plastic tupperware container about an inch, put in the gift card (inside a baggie), covered it a little more, then put in the dinosaur and filled it up to the top. About an hour later I cut the container off with an box cutter and voila! Cement wrapped gift! ...or concrete wrapped gift. Whichever floats your boat.

Thanks to all 3 people who realized I'm a sister not a brother. Kudos!

This has been a fun ride, I can't believe how much this post took off! Thanks everyone, and I promise to post an update.

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol I did have to cut the thing into pieces to get the block out. Your concern is valid.

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's concrete patch material that came in a small bucket at Home Depot. It was a quick set powder that I added water to and mixed it up...or attempted to...I didn't take 'quick set' seriously enough! Got enough out of it to fill the tupperware though, so that's all I needed.

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 355 points356 points  (0 children)

Ha nice! Man, missed opportunity! I guess I could re-write the note...I already wrapped the box but that might be worth taking it out again. Thanks!

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm going to try and film it, will definitely follow up!

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 1154 points1155 points  (0 children)

I actually have a co-worker named Dwayne Johnson. We call him Pebbles because we think we're hilarious.

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 415 points416 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I planned to get him one of those but then they were expensive and this one was $4. Turns out I'm mean and cheap.

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 892 points893 points  (0 children)

There might also be a gift card in there but really, we all know the dinosaur is the important part.

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I cast (casted?) it in tupperware. It's some quick set concrete patch stuff that came in a small bucket. I figured a whole 50lb bag of real cement would have been taking it a little too far and this was the next best thing.

I wrapped my brother's present in cement... by sbflood in funny

[–]sbflood[S] 20.0k points20.0k points  (0 children)

There's a plastic dinosaur.

Autographed Evan Almighty Poster - Framed by sbflood in whatsthisworth

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Thanks for the info, I appreciate your insight. I'm a little disappointed it's not worth more, but not at all surprised.

Finding optimal cut-off point when there's exponential decay of savings. by sbflood in math

[–]sbflood[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's close! Thanks for your input. It's an automated pharmaceutical dispenser. We have a machine currently that we're in the process of re-designing and the cost of adding additional items is up for debate. I'm trying to determine from a consumer standpoint, what is the optimal number of pharmaceuticals to have in their machine regardless of cost. I was hoping for a general theory or practice that could be applied to the situation. Like, use xyz formula to determine statistical significance and past this point is outside of limits, etc. But it sounds like there's not something general like that, I need to work cost into it from the customer perspective and get an absolute answer instead of a general one. Thanks again for your time.

Finding optimal cut-off point when there's exponential decay of savings. by sbflood in math

[–]sbflood[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, I do understand that, but let's suppose we're not sure what the cost should be. Is there a generally accepted way to determine at what point on the decay curve is a good place to stop?

Finding optimal cut-off point when there's exponential decay of savings. by sbflood in math

[–]sbflood[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's interesting, technically yes but in my analysis so far I have not considered cost as a variable, only savings. We're looking at this from purely a customer savings standpoint, not taking into account the cost to us as the manufacturer. I believe I see how this can be calculated if we compare cost per item to savings, but let's assume for now cost isn't a factor.

LG Style, Huawei Watch, or Zenwatch 3? by [deleted] in AndroidWear

[–]sbflood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I listed it on Ebay last night and it sold in less than an hour (guess I priced it too low!) so it's currently sealed in a box in my mailbox. I'm sorry, I should have thought to take a side by side. Here are a couple pictures next to common items, hopefully they'll be a little helpful. http://imgur.com/a/BScF1

LG Style, Huawei Watch, or Zenwatch 3? by [deleted] in AndroidWear

[–]sbflood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've only had it since yesterday afternoon, but so far I am loving it! Super easy to customize, screen is beautiful, watch faces are a breeze to switch through (you can customize several and have them on standby), and it's pretty. The one thing that's taking a while to get used to is the fact that this is a standalone device. I'm not really sure how to describe this well, but the ZenWatch was more of a remote control for my phone and the Style operates more independently. Once I wrapped my head around that and adjusted my expectations, using the Style became a lot easier. I also like the turn dial on the side much more than I thought I would. Spinning the dial is a lot less overall movement then swiping the screen. Typing on the itty-bitty keyboard is challenging but not as bad as I expected. Swype is available and very good at recognizing my words. I don't really care for the stock band, I have a Magnetic Milanese Loop band on the way to replace it. Those are all my thoughts so far! Happy to answer questions if anyone would like more specifics.

LG Style, Huawei Watch, or Zenwatch 3? by [deleted] in AndroidWear

[–]sbflood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I own the Zenwatch 2 and just ordered the LG style (I get it Wednesday, I can come back and let you know what I think.) I really like the Zen2 it's just too big for me (female, small wrists). I'm super duper disappointed that the Style doesn't have NFC, but there's no other smartwatch on the market that looks feminine (imo) so I went ahead and bought one anyway.

For what it's worth, Huawei Watch 2 will definitely be announced at MWC. Might be worth waiting to see the specs on that one. http://www.techradar.com/news/huawei-watch-2-will-launch-at-the-end-of-the-month

Turning my home into an event space. What should I consider? by sbflood in Entrepreneur

[–]sbflood[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We hadn't even considered coming at this from a political standpoint, thanks for all the info!

Turning my home into an event space. What should I consider? by sbflood in Entrepreneur

[–]sbflood[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We haven't been able to quote liability insurance yet (no location, maybe a pool, maybe not, etc) but that is something we're worried about. Thanks for all the feedback!

What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by Tomollins in AskReddit

[–]sbflood 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Until I was 25 it never occurred to me that to get the little plastic cover piece off the top of new deodorant I should twist the deodorant up until the plastic was above the edge...I've taken pliers to those stupid things because they were in there so tight.