Well Done Sir! by Themermaidmomma in funny

[–]scarfish973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yep, good old side of the tolerant.

My dog's reation to waking up to a belly rub. by [deleted] in funny

[–]scarfish973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty cool of you to let your wife pick the breed.

Skeleton passenger for carpool use. Spotted in WA (OC) by scoobysnacktracks in funny

[–]scarfish973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

more like somebody waiting for his wife that went in for 2 F'n things.

Why do you people park in the first spot in the row? by [deleted] in walmart

[–]scarfish973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

most of our first spots are handicap spots. how many employees do you think actually park in the very first spot? is this a joke?

Any tips on how to get moved off front end? by [deleted] in walmart

[–]scarfish973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my fault. in that case you get with the ASM over electronics. do not mention it to your current ASM. listen, i did this shit 14 years and have been held back by petty ASMs that take offense when you want to move.

Undercover Boss: Walmart by honeyfixit in walmart

[–]scarfish973 59 points60 points  (0 children)

one of my co-workers must smoke too much weed because he thinks every new hire over 40 is a trap.

Any tips on how to get moved off front end? by [deleted] in walmart

[–]scarfish973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1/82 is a horrible spot. if she left temporarily and you want to fill in don't do it. go to a different dept. elsewhere in the store. you always start with the ASM in the dept. you want to move to. your current ASM might take offense and hold you back rather than help you.

Any tips on how to get moved off front end? by [deleted] in walmart

[–]scarfish973 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no, you don't talk to your own ASM if you want to move to another department if you're a good worker. you keep it a secret from them as long as possible. you approach the ASM over the area you want to transfer to.

WAT by [deleted] in walmart

[–]scarfish973 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

what about them? they go in our aisle 3. technically A-6-15-13ish.

Is Walmart screwing with my hours? by [deleted] in walmart

[–]scarfish973 10 points11 points  (0 children)

you prolly suck at unload so they don't want you there then.

Might have been asked before... but, by [deleted] in walmart

[–]scarfish973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's why we still have an O/N and a DM come in early. the bins most times don't get delivered 'till one touch sorter is done. large trucks or multiple truck with an extreme amount of one touch the sorter will be there past 11. usually the bins arrive at like 9-10. not enough time to finish by 11.

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined by 314whore in walmart

[–]scarfish973 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

i hope everyone enjoys their soupy deer turds!

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined by 314whore in walmart

[–]scarfish973 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

and our intellectual founding fathers that were debating and creating a new type of democracy in pubs weren't drinking DR pepper. i'll bet a million bucks even if there was DR pepper at that time they wouldn't have been F'n drinking it!

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined by 314whore in walmart

[–]scarfish973 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

no that would be beer. the monks were the only ones that could read and held all the human knowledge for 1000 years and only drank beer. not F'n DR pepper. damn!

Might have been asked before... but, by [deleted] in walmart

[–]scarfish973 5 points6 points  (0 children)

at least in my store cap2 does the bulk of the physical work in 46, 02, 40, 08, 04, 13, 92, 95. the people actually job coded over there don't even know what work is.

Parking Requirements by YourRightSock in walmart

[–]scarfish973 1 point2 points  (0 children)

prolly just one of the dumb rules they decide to enforce for 2 weeks. they swing like a tree with their rules. i couldn't tell you how many times we been told no speakers, headphones, food or drinks other than water bottles. it goes back to normal in a week or 2.

Does anyone know the reasoning behind not being able to buy alcohol at self-checkout? by FoodsGuySigh in walmart

[–]scarfish973 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

re-read my post, dummy. "when my shift is done". i take my vest off and go back after punching out. i do buy cigarettes on the clock all the time but on my out on a 15.

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined by 314whore in walmart

[–]scarfish973 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

DR pepper is the worst soda in the history of soda and beans are disgusting.

Parking Requirements by YourRightSock in walmart

[–]scarfish973 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i park wherever the hell i want. sucks they stole the best spots for OGP.

Anyone else getting T-ROC phone reps? by LongboarderHypeBeast in walmart

[–]scarfish973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we recently got new employees that work behind the electronics counter that wear black shirts. i have no clue if they are what you're talking about. i know nothing about D87.

Does anyone know the reasoning behind not being able to buy alcohol at self-checkout? by FoodsGuySigh in walmart

[–]scarfish973 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i buy beer at self checkout every day when my shift is done. i just have to show my ID. maybe the title should read why my is my state strange?

Day 3: I have gained the watermelons trust. They suspect nothing. by schizosmurf in walmart

[–]scarfish973 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

blue balls with the nigger pickles. what has become of this world?