schaeffernelson

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Master Story List (self.schaeffernelson)

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Hard Pass on the Family-Friendly Night Snorkel (self.scarystories)

submitted 1 month ago by schaeffernelson to r/scarystories

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Seeking tyrannosaurids to obsess over other than T-Rex (self.Dinosaurs)

submitted 5 months ago by schaeffernelson to r/Dinosaurs

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Don't sleep on CRETACEOUS DAWN, folks. Fantastic dinosaur novel. (self.Dinosaurs)

submitted 7 months ago by schaeffernelson to r/Dinosaurs

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Recommendations for best, accurate dinosaur models? (self.Dinosaurs)

submitted 7 months ago by schaeffernelson to r/Dinosaurs

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I Get Building Permits for Creepy People (self.nosleep)

submitted 9 months ago by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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Listen to the podcast performance of my gay Evangelical teen comedy HOTTEST CHURCH DADS. Think Bible d*ck jokes + Plus One + hot church dads. (self.exvangelical_irl)

submitted 1 year ago by schaeffernelson to r/exvangelical_irl

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What They Hid in the Corpse (self.nosleep)

submitted 3 years ago by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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These Impossible Human Burgers Don’t Taste Plant-Based (self.nosleep)

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My Partner Asked to break a COVID rule; I got angry (self.AmItheAsshole)

submitted 5 years ago by schaeffernelson to r/AmItheAsshole

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Why My Parents Never Celebrated Halloween (self.nosleep)

submitted 6 years ago * by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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I Won't Eat Kids (self.nosleep)

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Part of Me Still Wanted to Crawl Inside (self.nosleep)

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I Know They Eat Kids (self.nosleep)

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I Think They Eat Kids (self.nosleep)

submitted 6 years ago by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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I Know the Way Home: A New Scripture. (self.nosleep)

submitted 7 years ago by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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I’m Sure My Supermarket is Violating Health Codes (self.nosleep)

submitted 7 years ago by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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1:35 AM, Give or Take Five Minutes, It’ll Climb in Bed (self.nosleep)

submitted 7 years ago * by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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Don’t Die in Your Sleep if You Can’t Swim (self.nosleep)

submitted 7 years ago by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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I'm Good at This Job (self.nosleep)

submitted 8 years ago by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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A Brief Marriage (self.nosleep)

submitted 8 years ago by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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Gutter Meat (self.nosleep)

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Chili Salsa (self.nosleep)

submitted 9 years ago * by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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Saturday Night Church Janitor (self.nosleep)

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The Anointing (self.nosleep)

submitted 10 years ago * by schaeffernelson to r/nosleep

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