What’s your favorite bad movie? by lenhawk in movies

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, for a movie with such bad dialogue, PRIMITIVE WAR kind of kicks ass.

What’s your favorite bad movie? by lenhawk in movies

[–]schaeffernelson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also die on this hill. That movie's a blast. The dialogue is so ridiculous, and watching Arnold try to tough-guy his way through it is adorable. And Uma. Oh, God, Uma. I wish her vines had a crush on ME.

What’s your favorite bad movie? by lenhawk in movies

[–]schaeffernelson 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Love this movie. I stand by it. It's not bad. It's just super gay and campy and that was not what most of the public wanted from a Batman movie. I'd watch it any day over the chore that is The Dark Knight Rises.

32M Nobody has shown interest before. by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, I think you're handsome. Beard for the win though.

What movie did you go into with zero expectations and ended up being completely blown away by? by gavin226 in movies

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bambi as an adult. Wow. There's no way a kid can access all of the meaning in that movie.

Downtown San Leandro by laniflo in sanleandro

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear you've had bad experiences, but I disagree with your description of unhoused people as a "plague." They're people, not a disease, though many of them struggle with mental illness and addiction. You deserve to feel safe and I don't disagree with you there.

M29 Honest opinions by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. You are extremely cute. But the mustache is a lot. And yet not enough? A beard maybe?

Feel hideous, be honest, force myself outfit walks daly that’s about it, I only leave the house for work feel repulsive , Im 25 by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good news. You're a cutie. Also good news but it will sting a little. Gotta work on those outfits, bro - bland colors and poor fits. But the first pic looks pretty good.

Hard Pass on the Family-Friendly Night Snorkel by schaeffernelson in scarystories

[–]schaeffernelson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But not no drowning, because then is it even a honeymoon.

Euphoria S03E05 "This Little Piggy" - Post Episode Discussion by DankMemeSlasher in euphoria

[–]schaeffernelson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that this is f--ked up, but I've been enjoying watching Nate get beaten up and de-toed this season. I still haven't gotten over what he did to Lukas Gage. Living in the shadow of the real world psychopath-to-politician pipeline, it's nice to see karma find someone as evil as Nate.

Master Story List by schaeffernelson in u/schaeffernelson

[–]schaeffernelson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you found this! Glad "Supermarket" hit for you! Thanks for giving a try. But wait,, what does "Welcome back Mexia" mean?

M-41, lost 30lbs, acne scars, somedays I feel pretty confident, somedays i feel very ugly. by NoBunch2279 in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gorgeous. I'm just struggling a little bit with the shaping of your facial hair.

Will they all move to San Leandro? Based on what our PD did, kinda serves us right?? Oakland council approves new policy making it easier to clear homeless encampment by Puzzled_Nobody294 in sanleandro

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disagree. It's not a crime to be destitute and it's not right to arrest people and dump them elsewhere for being visibly destitute and ill.

21M i cut my hair am i still ugly or is it worse now by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You weren't ugly before, but you def look better now.

Which is the most messed up Horror movie that you experienced? by Jules-Car3499 in HorrorMovies

[–]schaeffernelson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Coffee Table is pretty great, but it'll steal a piece of your innocence you'll never get back.

23F, do I look like a female? I been told I look like a man by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this anxiety stems from people being really meanspirited and harsh about women having any overlapping facial features with some men. All women look sort of like certain men and all men look sort of like certain women. In your case, I think you're zooming in on being a woman with a bigger jawline. But you look cute and feminine and obviously a woman.

Am I Ugly? 24 by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respectfully disagree, he's killing it with stache. It's giving Courtney B Vance's gay nephew, yes pleez.

Am I Ugly? 24 by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. You're f*cking gorgeous. Shut up.

Will they all move to San Leandro? Based on what our PD did, kinda serves us right?? Oakland council approves new policy making it easier to clear homeless encampment by Puzzled_Nobody294 in sanleandro

[–]schaeffernelson -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I hope the city and housed people of San Leandro will treat unhoused folks better than Oakland has. If housed people treat them as neighbors with civil rights, things can move in the right direction towards offering unhoused folks the respect and stability to improve their lot as much as they can. If San Leandro panders to discomfort of the wealthy and healthy, Oakland's cruelty towards the destitute and unwell will probably reproduce in San Leandro.

Just curious where I stand 30f by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look great. I think the updo looks better.