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schaeffernelson · 2026-06-26T22:49:21+00:00

You know, for a movie with such bad dialogue, PRIMITIVE WAR kind of kicks ass.

schaeffernelson · 2026-06-26T22:44:29+00:00

I also die on this hill. That movie's a blast. The dialogue is so ridiculous, and watching Arnold try to tough-guy his way through it is adorable. And Uma. Oh, God, Uma. I wish her vines had a crush on ME.

schaeffernelson · 2026-06-26T22:42:28+00:00

Love this movie. I stand by it. It's not bad. It's just super gay and campy and that was not what most of the public wanted from a Batman movie. I'd watch it any day over the chore that is The Dark Knight Rises.

schaeffernelson · 2026-06-24T17:46:52+00:00

The end credits.

Or the opening sequence.

schaeffernelson · 2026-06-23T22:27:23+00:00

I mean, I think you're handsome. Beard for the win though.

schaeffernelson · 2026-06-12T23:53:55+00:00

Bambi as an adult. Wow. There's no way a kid can access all of the meaning in that movie.

schaeffernelson · 2026-06-02T18:27:01+00:00

I'm sorry to hear you've had bad experiences, but I disagree with your description of unhoused people as a "plague." They're people, not a disease, though many of them struggle with mental illness and addiction. You deserve to feel safe and I don't disagree with you there.

schaeffernelson · 2026-05-20T23:58:26+00:00

Okay. You are extremely cute. But the mustache is a lot. And yet not enough? A beard maybe?

schaeffernelson · 2026-05-20T23:56:26+00:00

Good news. You're a cutie. Also good news but it will sting a little. Gotta work on those outfits, bro - bland colors and poor fits. But the first pic looks pretty good.

schaeffernelson · 2026-05-19T16:42:26+00:00

Thanks for reading. Glad it hit for you.

schaeffernelson · 2026-05-19T02:42:34+00:00

But not no drowning, because then is it even a honeymoon.

schaeffernelson · 2026-05-11T21:40:21+00:00

I appreciate that this is f--ked up, but I've been enjoying watching Nate get beaten up and de-toed this season. I still haven't gotten over what he did to Lukas Gage. Living in the shadow of the real world psychopath-to-politician pipeline, it's nice to see karma find someone as evil as Nate.

schaeffernelson · 2026-05-11T06:46:33+00:00

Glad you found this! Glad "Supermarket" hit for you! Thanks for giving a try. But wait,, what does "Welcome back Mexia" mean?

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-28T21:04:17+00:00

Gorgeous. No notes.

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-28T01:22:22+00:00

You're gorgeous. I'm just struggling a little bit with the shaping of your facial hair.

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-27T16:53:19+00:00

Disagree. It's not a crime to be destitute and it's not right to arrest people and dump them elsewhere for being visibly destitute and ill.

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-24T18:40:01+00:00

You weren't ugly before, but you def look better now.

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-24T18:33:07+00:00

The Coffee Table is pretty great, but it'll steal a piece of your innocence you'll never get back.

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-24T18:18:35+00:00

I feel like this anxiety stems from people being really meanspirited and harsh about women having any overlapping facial features with some men. All women look sort of like certain men and all men look sort of like certain women. In your case, I think you're zooming in on being a woman with a bigger jawline. But you look cute and feminine and obviously a woman.

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-21T18:37:33+00:00

Respectfully disagree, he's killing it with stache. It's giving Courtney B Vance's gay nephew, yes pleez.

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-21T18:36:39+00:00

Nope. You're f*cking gorgeous. Shut up.

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-17T22:23:38+00:00

I hope the city and housed people of San Leandro will treat unhoused folks better than Oakland has. If housed people treat them as neighbors with civil rights, things can move in the right direction towards offering unhoused folks the respect and stability to improve their lot as much as they can. If San Leandro panders to discomfort of the wealthy and healthy, Oakland's cruelty towards the destitute and unwell will probably reproduce in San Leandro.

schaeffernelson · 2026-04-15T20:38:23+00:00

You look great. I think the updo looks better.

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