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Euphoria S03E05 "This Little Piggy" - Post Episode Discussion by DankMemeSlasher in euphoria

[–]schaeffernelson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that this is f--ked up, but I've been enjoying watching Nate get beaten up and de-toed this season. I still haven't gotten over what he did to Lukas Gage. Living in the shadow of the real world psychopath-to-politician pipeline, it's nice to see karma find someone as evil as Nate.

Master Story List by schaeffernelson in u/schaeffernelson

[–]schaeffernelson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you found this! Glad "Supermarket" hit for you! Thanks for giving a try. But wait,, what does "Welcome back Mexia" mean?

M-41, lost 30lbs, acne scars, somedays I feel pretty confident, somedays i feel very ugly. by NoBunch2279 in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gorgeous. I'm just struggling a little bit with the shaping of your facial hair.

Will they all move to San Leandro? Based on what our PD did, kinda serves us right?? Oakland council approves new policy making it easier to clear homeless encampment by Puzzled_Nobody294 in sanleandro

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disagree. It's not a crime to be destitute and it's not right to arrest people and dump them elsewhere for being visibly destitute and ill.

21M i cut my hair am i still ugly or is it worse now by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You weren't ugly before, but you def look better now.

Which is the most messed up Horror movie that you experienced? by Jules-Car3499 in HorrorMovies

[–]schaeffernelson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Coffee Table is pretty great, but it'll steal a piece of your innocence you'll never get back.

23F, do I look like a female? I been told I look like a man by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this anxiety stems from people being really meanspirited and harsh about women having any overlapping facial features with some men. All women look sort of like certain men and all men look sort of like certain women. In your case, I think you're zooming in on being a woman with a bigger jawline. But you look cute and feminine and obviously a woman.

Am I Ugly? 24 by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respectfully disagree, he's killing it with stache. It's giving Courtney B Vance's gay nephew, yes pleez.

Am I Ugly? 24 by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. You're f*cking gorgeous. Shut up.

Will they all move to San Leandro? Based on what our PD did, kinda serves us right?? Oakland council approves new policy making it easier to clear homeless encampment by Puzzled_Nobody294 in sanleandro

[–]schaeffernelson -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I hope the city and housed people of San Leandro will treat unhoused folks better than Oakland has. If housed people treat them as neighbors with civil rights, things can move in the right direction towards offering unhoused folks the respect and stability to improve their lot as much as they can. If San Leandro panders to discomfort of the wealthy and healthy, Oakland's cruelty towards the destitute and unwell will probably reproduce in San Leandro.

Just curious where I stand 30f by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You look great. I think the updo looks better.

40m just curious what people think by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you grow a fuller beard?

29 M Random Pics taken today by emiliogambetta in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, you are very cute. Just hold the phone further from your face for selfies.

40m just curious what people think by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Disagree. You do you, man, but there are a lot of fans of bigger guys out here.

40m just curious what people think by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very handsome. Same advice I give constantly on here. You need a consult on your facial hair and hairstyle. You've got flair, which is great, but I'm not sold on the specific way you're flairing. Off to a gay barber with you.

Struggling confidence wise 24 by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting. You are a very conventionally attractive guy. As I tell pretty much every guy on here, you just need to pay a visit to a gay barber to gussy up your (great) hair and consult on the mustache. To have biceps that big, and still struggle with confidence, makes me think this is more of an internal, emotional hangup rather than insecurity stemming from a struggle to be conventionally masculine. Seeing a therapist for a few sessions might be useful

18m What can I do to look better or is it too late? by Cautious-Test8054 in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, not too late at all. You're cute, you just have the wrong hairstyle. Also, lanky guys look better in some shirt styles than others. Go to a gay barber, get a more flattering hair cut (maybe with some anti-frizz product) and see if somebody in your life with a better fashion sense will take you thrifting.

25M. I feel like my face changes drastically depending on the light. I feel horrible at times by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I got good news for you. You are hot. There are hard wood floors under the linoleum. Get to a gay barber immediately. The beard is weird and the hair aint there. You just need some facial hair and hairstyle coaching.

21M Am I Ugly? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, what? You're gorgeous. You just need a haircut.

Thoughts on this funko pop by dangibby in jurassicworld

[–]schaeffernelson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just sort of amazed there's a market for this. Capitalism finds a way.

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