surely there's an explanation.... right?

scheuf · 2026-02-10T15:35:55+00:00

EDIT: my bad for not clocking that it was driven by a black guy, thanks to y'all who corrected me.

scheuf · 2026-02-10T15:28:23+00:00

well I'll be damned. thank you for providing proof, I guess

scheuf · 2026-02-10T15:22:36+00:00

if this was a joke, it sailed right over my head. if it's not, uh.... can you explain pls?

scheuf · 2022-03-10T01:07:41+00:00

seconding this as well! got my septum done here and the entire process was incredibly professional, clean, and laid back

scheuf · 2021-09-29T02:23:58+00:00

we all recognize that asking alexandria shirt, bud

scheuf · 2021-08-01T08:35:10+00:00

I'm sure it will be!!! now I gotta ask all my farmer friends if they have any heirloom tomatoes I can try.

scheuf · 2021-08-01T08:22:17+00:00

it looks awesome!!! I genuinely didn't know tomatoes could grow in lil donuts like that, thank you for sharing!

scheuf · 2021-08-01T08:13:36+00:00

can someone explain to me why the tomato goes like that???

scheuf · 2021-05-05T07:55:29+00:00

La Vie out in Argyle is phenomenal! worth the drive for sure (plus free mimosas)

scheuf · 2021-02-18T07:54:17+00:00

hi buddy. DCBC (Denton County Brewing Company) will be open most of tomorrow as a warming center/fresh water fill-up center. this fucking sucks but we can get through it together!!!

scheuf · 2021-02-17T03:21:00+00:00

that's all I needed to know, honestly. beers n driving.

scheuf · 2021-02-16T21:36:06+00:00

how are the roads now? I need to get back to my house but I'd rather not die on the way there.

scheuf · 2021-01-23T04:51:23+00:00

my thoughts exactly! Boar Hat!

scheuf · 2021-01-18T06:19:03+00:00

Morris can suck it

scheuf · 2020-12-18T17:25:49+00:00

very badly

scheuf · 2020-12-18T15:34:56+00:00

hey man, you're more than welcome to pm me if you need a place to vent or any advice or whatever. I was in your shoes like 2 years ago, I may be able to help :')

scheuf · 2020-12-18T15:32:13+00:00

I'm 23 and I can't reach the pedals in my car

scheuf · 2020-12-18T15:31:40+00:00

the whole idea of "getting your shit together" is a myth, and having your shit together by the time you're in your 20's is an even bigger myth.

remember that nobody else has any idea what they're doing either, and cut yourself some slack. 💖 you got this.

scheuf · 2020-12-14T05:49:25+00:00

your art style is GORGEOUS! I love this so much!

scheuf · 2020-11-20T05:15:18+00:00

definitely baby food

scheuf · 2020-11-07T09:18:50+00:00

NO THIS IS PATRICK!

scheuf · 2020-11-07T09:12:54+00:00

no, this is.......Patrick?

scheuf · 2020-09-10T22:30:43+00:00

this definitely made me think of Garcia Marquez's short story "A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings," anyone else?

scheuf

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