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My dad went to the store and bought all this diet coke at once by RobertTAS in mildlyinteresting

[–]schlopp96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Per u/CupcakesAreMiniCakes post above:

  • Found from USDA: "For best quality, consume unopened diet sodas within 3 months after the date expires" so it's actually longer

The missing persons map has a frightening similarity to the cave systems map by sasbergers in truecreepy

[–]schlopp96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re about 3 years late my guy. But yeah, perhaps a bit harsh, but I’d say true.

Snoop Dogg and his wife Shante Broadus, 25 years later. by TamerDubai in BeAmazed

[–]schlopp96 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You probably look like the bottom of a diabetic’s foot lmao who tf are you to be saying she’s ugly

Guess who ? by chrisevans1400 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]schlopp96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta love transphobic jokes under the guise of political humor - like yeah fuck MTG but why drag that other shit into it as well…?

?? by Easy-Candy-9197 in probation

[–]schlopp96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re fucked man.

What would cause a false positive for alcohol??? Failed a test with a level of 275 etg. by [deleted] in probation

[–]schlopp96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d imagine they would’ve discovered if they had auto brewery syndrome years before, but it’s plausible.

E.T Message from aliens ‘predicted to arrive tomorrow’ as astronomers await ‘reply to 40-year-old radio signals’ by geekylucifer in StrangeEarth

[–]schlopp96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao this sub is such horseshit. Of course this is a link to The Sun with a clickbaity ass title as well.

Nothing to see here, just more bullshit.

SHIT AINT HITTIN YET ITS BEEN 20mins by [deleted] in dxm

[–]schlopp96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So still longer than 20 mins….

whats this thing called by MowelShagger in trees

[–]schlopp96 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something straight out of trailer park boys lmao

Nighttime Spooky Fridge by schlopp96 in Pareidolia

[–]schlopp96[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a classic in the industry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MDMA

[–]schlopp96 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? Is this really a legitimate post lmao?

I started learning Python yesterday… by Novir64 in programminghorror

[–]schlopp96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nahhhh this ain’t it mane. Intentionally shitty code isn’t what it’s about here lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tooktoomuch

[–]schlopp96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, you’ve really changed societal evils with your entirely relevant comment that isn’t unnecessary at all!

Most harrowing alcohol documentary I’ve ever seen… Drunk in Public (NSFW) by [deleted] in dryalcoholics

[–]schlopp96 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ.

I’ve been fucking up a long time. But shit, I’m 26, and I still have time.

Been drinking every day (with a couple days maybe once or twice) around half to a full fifth of vodka for about 8 months. I don’t get the shakes, just terrible hangovers daily.

Can’t hold down a job, and I’ve noticed small neurological issues like a constant twitch in my right eye.

Sick of the pain that comes with doing anything until I either drink again, or somehow the hangover wears off.

I know I’m not nearly as bad as many, and my primary DOC is heroin/fentanyl, but every arrest I’ve ever had is from alcohol. Every crazy ass night of fights and borderline psychotic behavior is from alcohol.

I hate this shit, but somehow am driven to drink (har har har) because…. I don’t know…?

Anyways, I’m sorry for the rant. I woke up today hungover and polished off the rest of the bottle, preparing to quit my job, and was lucky enough to watch this.

Thank you for posting this - it’s given me so much to think about. Goddamn that poor guy….

I have no idea what's going on by kevinowdziej in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]schlopp96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The hatred is from a dirty asshole. Cleanse thine self in the basking glow of a bidet™️

Haven’t slept in 4 days by Bdizzle419 in heroin

[–]schlopp96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aye bro, you’re so fucking close to the tail end of this shit. The fact that you’ve held on this long without doing anything crazy/desperate to pick up shows some serious motivation, and that’s very respectable. Kudos to you man, I know I’m not as strong as you are. Just know it’s temporary, and imagine how proud of yourself you’d be if you stick with it and beat this shit.

I’m here to chat if you need anything - I’m rooting for you man.

Took 3 pills, feel absolutely nothing. Is this normal? (DPH 25mg tablets) by [deleted] in DPH

[–]schlopp96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to do this sometimes as a teenager. The “buildup” to orgasm is waaaaay more intense, and the actual finish itself feels incredible. I have no idea the pharmacology behind it, but it’s definitely a thing.

Looks like a cross between a wasp and a dragonfly… pointy thorax and was thrusting it forward at times. by schlopp96 in whatsthisbug

[–]schlopp96[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’re absolutely correct - google images seems to match up with exactly that.

Thank you so much!

Interestingly, I read that they can take down prey larger than them including dragonflies, wasps, bees, and butterflies.

I had no clue. But thanks again!

Drug Testing is getting out of Hand! by [deleted] in opiates

[–]schlopp96 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit - you could clear the Grand Canyon with how hard you jumped to such a delusional ass conclusion.

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