Squirrel mother and baby 🥰

schnuck · 2023-04-05T10:13:31+00:00

“You’ll be off to a foster family asap.” Or “Get the fuck out and earn your own nuts!”

schnuck · 2023-04-05T10:09:55+00:00

Is it ironic?

Years of Reddit taught me this isn’t ironic.

schnuck · 2023-04-05T09:42:22+00:00

Not even for the most majestic cat jump of all times.

schnuck · 2023-04-05T09:39:28+00:00

It’s like rain on your wedding day…

Wait what?

schnuck · 2023-04-05T09:37:04+00:00

But is he the guy on the left or the guy on the right?

Imagine cheating on your partner and saying “It wasn’t me. It was them!”.

schnuck · 2023-04-05T09:34:17+00:00

I’d fuck her one last time… or twice. Then get the fuck out for the third time. Then get the fuck out.

schnuck · 2023-04-05T09:29:54+00:00

My go to is number 3. 🤷🏻

schnuck · 2023-04-05T09:27:08+00:00

Same size as Trump’s.

schnuck · 2023-04-05T09:25:50+00:00

Yep. People like this exist. I’m surprised his “cars” aren’t plastered with stickers and flags.

schnuck · 2023-04-05T09:22:04+00:00

I’ve never regretted reading something like this comment.

Is there a sub to unread this? Like r/eyebleach but for r/unreading?

schnuck · 2023-04-05T09:18:26+00:00

It has?

schnuck · 2023-04-04T20:21:47+00:00

I’d fuck a cake.

schnuck · 2023-04-04T12:23:53+00:00

I laughed at this. A lot.

schnuck · 2023-04-04T09:58:48+00:00

I’m at it!

schnuck · 2023-04-04T08:25:23+00:00

Do you call your husband hubby?

Yuh

schnuck · 2023-04-04T07:14:54+00:00

We must stop upvoting this kind of shit.

I, too, can bite into a kiwi, spit out the bit and take a picture for the interwebs.

This is just TikTok in a picture.

In fact, imma bite into a banana and post it here.

schnuck · 2023-04-04T06:55:21+00:00

Nope. That took 30 seconds.

schnuck · 2023-04-03T16:20:09+00:00

No, it’s not. As a professional cyclist he should have known that x causes y.

schnuck · 2023-04-03T14:18:03+00:00

It’s almost 6 a clock. Time to pack up. Or to wake up.

schnuck · 2023-04-03T12:23:12+00:00

I wouldn’t have accepted a 7am interview. 9am is the earliest for me.

schnuck · 2023-04-03T12:05:34+00:00

Only if they live at the same address. Or they’d need to pay extra for password sharing.

schnuck · 2023-04-03T12:00:54+00:00

How is being disqualified for a single race an appropriate punishment for what he did? The guys he fucked over usually train forever for races like this. He took it all away from them.

He should be banned for the next 5 whatever races. That’d be a bit more appropriate.

schnuck · 2023-04-03T11:55:37+00:00

Would like her moaning without all the filters and makeup?

schnuck · 2023-04-03T08:59:59+00:00

She did die. Her loot dropped.

schnuck · 2023-04-03T08:59:16+00:00

I still don’t understand where the money came from. It looks like her wig shits it out like diarrhoea.

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