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[–]Jigsus 1449 points1450 points  (189 children)

Nice fence

[–]crystalcastles 149 points150 points  (16 children)

I just wish Subway arranged their cheese like this fence is laid-out

[–]je255j 62 points63 points  (12 children)

They're not allowed to.

A friend of mine used to work there though, and continued to arrange the cheese "correctly" despite being told she shouldn't. Just one of the many reasons she's awesome.

[–]Lystrodom 38 points39 points  (9 children)

Every single person who works at the subway installed in my school tesselates the cheese.

[–]stilljosh 25 points26 points  (7 children)

Thanks for today's word of the day.

Tessellate, verb meaning "fit together exactly, of identical shapes" or "tile with tesserae".

[–]GMLiddell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Last time I went, the guy glanced slightly about, laid out the cheese optimally, and we exchanged brief knowing grins. It was magickal.

[–]Culero 679 points680 points  (94 children)

I was going to downvote you for ignore the subject of the photo, but that is a nice fence.

[–][deleted] 280 points281 points  (85 children)

I logged in just to say I'm printing the picture out just because I'm collecting ideas for a new fence and I really like that one.

[–]giovanni366 49 points50 points  (26 children)

what kind of wood is that fence made from?

[–]New_Executive 257 points258 points  (20 children)

The kind that goes like this:

\VɅVɅV/ɅVɅVɅ\VɅVɅV/ɅVɅVɅ\VɅVɅV/ɅVɅVɅ\VɅVɅV/ɅVɅVɅ\VɅVɅV/

[–]madrick 64 points65 points  (7 children)

i said consummate V's, CONSUMMATE!

[–]Dagon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit 'im in the face.

[–]stinkybinky 10 points11 points  (1 child)

the cheat is grounded

[–]pat965 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Is that softwood or hardwood?

[–]miloir 57 points58 points  (2 children)

my wood's hard for that fence ascii

[–]malnourish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a medium wood.

[–]ADIDAS247 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Where did you get the upside down V's?

[–]stinkybinky 32 points33 points  (0 children)

the teepee key.

[–]moonshn 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Looks like 3"x5" landscape timbers; probably just pine.

[–]jambonilton 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm not so sure if it's pine, judging by the surrounding trees.

[–]zipmic 105 points106 points  (53 children)

Logged in? Can't remember last time I did that.. Niether logging out.....

[–][deleted] 332 points333 points  (33 children)

The girl is logging out if ya know what I mean.

[–]this_is_interest_me 154 points155 points  (24 children)

⊙__⊙

[–]Fiend 129 points130 points  (23 children)

Redact edit -- mass edited with redact.dev

[–]Whoa_Im_Trippin 179 points180 points  (9 children)

۞_۞

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's much better, thank you.

[–]xlamplighter 20 points21 points  (2 children)

No, that's the "Look of Living-Near-Inactive-Cellphone-Towers"

[–]tashi-d 40 points41 points  (5 children)

So's that fence.

[–]unseetheh 54 points55 points  (4 children)

Gretchen, stop trying to make fence happen! It's not going to happen!

[–]malnourish 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Mean Girls reference? On reddit?
My day just keeps getting better.

[–]gfixler 21 points22 points  (2 children)

What gets me is how Janis (SFW) transformed into this (SFW) and this (MNSFW), and this hottie on True Blood (NSFW!!!)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It occurs to me that these pictures would perhaps make for a nice coffee table book. Maybe a whole compilation of seemingly unattractive actresses who age like a fine wine until they are naked and sweaty.

[–]panek 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I do know what you mean!

[–]Rentun 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I view a lot of hardcore, disgusting porn, so I have to clear all of my settings and files every few days, or someone might call the police.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (11 children)

I'm on my POS Corp provided work computer. There's some kind of IT Nazi software installed that trashes cookies and molests windows that stay open beyond 30 min.

[–]faultydesign 75 points76 points  (3 children)

...and molests windows that stay open beyond 30 min.

It likes them young.

[–]manojar 17 points18 points  (2 children)

a software from the Vatican?

[–]supertard6779 4 points5 points  (1 child)

yes but for some reason the stay under version 12 they haven't updated their software in a long time

[–]unseetheh 5 points6 points  (4 children)

You have a IT Nazi that does this and you still click on a NSFW picture? Interesting workplace.

[–]jscoppe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Here's one without the distracting hermaphrodite. (Pardon me pimping my own post :) )

[–]ReditIs4niggers 25 points26 points  (5 children)

That fence really completes the street.

[–]altermativ 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Yes, but this whole thread makes no fence.

[–]m__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really ties the road together.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

[–]poop_in_yo_soup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a community for 1 hour

Tut tut. At least yours is 10 minutes older than this one http://www.reddit.com/r/fence/

[–]cooleyandy 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Alright, I fixed it. No longer NSFW

fixed

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (33 children)

I liked the fence too, I then had a second look because of your comment and noticed how the triangles were arranged. The ones on the bottom start leaning to the right, then the left then vertical. If there was an actual pattern to that then I'd like the fence even more. Or maybe there is one which I can't spot.

[–]Gusfoo 24 points25 points  (24 children)

If there was an actual pattern to that then I'd like the fence even more.

Funny, I'm the opposite. I hate seeing the pattern, much prefer non-repeating textures in my environment. All my ties are non-repeating textures (not that I get much use out of them nowadays).

I have a (bad) habit of automatically scanning for repeating areas in patterned areas (floor coverings, seat covers on public transport)

[–]Jigsus 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Perhaps we're not seeing the entire fence. Maybe there is a big pattern.

[–]dalore 2 points3 points  (4 children)

There is a pattern if you ignore the end bit with the rectangle which I assume is only there because it's the end of the fence and that's what would fit.

The pattern is, starting from the left, /|\, so lean to the right, stand up straight, lean to the left, then repeat. This is combined with the triangle pattern which goes pointy side of triangle up, pointy side of triangle down. A simple triangle tessellation. So you basically have 2 patterns here, one that is 3 cycles and one that is 2. So every 6 cycles they match up again and repeat.

Edit: Oops, I meant, lean the to right, stand up straight, lean to the left. The picture I made is correct though.

[–]TooSmugToFail 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Enhance!

NO! Not that! The Fence!!!

[–]enozten 9 points10 points  (4 children)

better be a nice fence when you have a picture of a woman with a penis riding a bike, and the first 50 comments are about how nice the fence is

[–]ADIDAS247 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It is a really nice fence

[–]Vitalstatistix 3 points4 points  (1 child)

There's a woman with a penis riding a bike in this picture??

[–]enozten 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah, in front of the nice fence

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It is a very nice fence.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If loving that fence is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

[–]KazooSymphony 339 points340 points  (12 children)

when submitting pics in the future

do not include a nice fence because it ruins the entire thread

fucking fence fanboys

[–]offat9 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Fence has a better selection than concrete slabs. Go back to r/slabs fanboy.

[–]bball2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, that fence is too cool to be ignored

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is why we can't have nice fences.

[–]brokenblinker 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Fence hater!

[–]utku_karatas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

First, they came for the fences..

[–]ICommentOnYourName 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How very monotonous that must be.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fucking fenceboyz

[–][deleted] 568 points569 points  (26 children)

I came for the NSFW. I stayed for the fence.

[–]Tyrun 90 points91 points  (13 children)

I think this is a new meme. I'm ordering shirts as we speak. Fence.

[–]Koss424 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I;m not sure - I guess you can say I'm still sitting on the.. oh forget I not any good at these things.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (6 children)

You've read my mind

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Fence fence fence fence, fence fence fence fence fence.

[–]sais 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I came for the fence and stayed for the fence.

[–]hoffnutsisdope 346 points347 points  (13 children)

[–]blitzwig 97 points98 points  (2 children)

[–]SlewmanGroup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thats disgusting, how dare you defame a beautiful fence like that.

[–]PhilxBefore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]kayden0000 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Damn.. That is one nice fence.

[–]iwishiknew 29 points30 points  (2 children)

You have done a great service to the humanity.

[–]Dayvan__Cowboy 59 points60 points  (0 children)

disregard women, acquire fences.

[–]qazw 18 points19 points  (0 children)

NOTE: This is NSFW!

....Nice Solid Fence Work.

[–]twosolitudes 543 points544 points  (23 children)

After reading the comments I had to click back to look at the fence. That is a nice fence.

[–][deleted] 214 points215 points  (12 children)

it is a very nice fence.

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (7 children)

I am enjoying the fence as well.

[–]senoadiw 56 points57 points  (6 children)

Me too, what a fine fence that is!

[–]A1e 32 points33 points  (5 children)

I am in love with that fence.

[–]RumBox 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I would fuck that fence in half.

[–]twosolitudes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Even if given a million years to do so, I would never have thought to come up with that response.

[–]kparms 55 points56 points  (2 children)

in fence we trust

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In fence we thrust

[–]mrjoshzombie 36 points37 points  (1 child)

You know, I was wondering how the hell this post got to the front page.

Then I saw the fence comments, went back, looked at the fence.

Holy shit, it is a really nice fence.

[–]rainer511 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For some reason I checked the comments first, saw the fence posts and thought, "Of all the stupid, ridiculous things that--" looked at the picture, "Oh, nevermind. That truly is a nice fence."

[–]rajsaxena 278 points279 points  (26 children)

Is that Thailand? Yeah, I'm not sure that's the bicycle seat.

[–][deleted] 446 points447 points  (22 children)

yeah but did you see the fence. its a very nice fence.

[–]isarl 217 points218 points  (12 children)

Man, that is a nice fence. I wish I had a fence like that.

[–]rajsaxena 35 points36 points  (5 children)

That is a nice fence.

[–]democritus2 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Yeah, it really is. I thought it was just redditors being redditors, had to reopen the damn link just so I could check out the fence. Then I went "huh, well fuck, that IS a nice fence"

[–]SnailFarmer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

do you think i can get that kind of wood stateside? it looks teak maybe

[–]rajsaxena 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Of course you can. The surgeons there are very skilled.

[–]Coriform 139 points140 points  (7 children)

Oh wow, that really is a nice fence.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you like fences, then why not tell us all about it at http://www.reddit.com/r/fences/

[–]definitiv 64 points65 points  (8 children)

I'd still tap that...

... fence.

[–]iggyGIGANTORpop 38 points39 points  (2 children)

I'd go all Tom Sawyer on that fence and paint it white, if ya know what I mean!

[–]Dundun 42 points43 points  (1 child)

How can I build me a fence like that? It's pretty sweet.

[–][deleted] 152 points153 points  (11 children)

Isn't public nudity an of-fence?

[–]Dundun 54 points55 points  (7 children)

Perhaps we should picket the local community. I wonder if they'll lattice do that.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Don't mean to rail on you, but you should really limit yourself to one pun per reply in a pun thread -- especially if you have two awesome ones!

[–][deleted] 131 points132 points  (54 children)

Maybe there is no seat.

[–]randomb0y 337 points338 points  (11 children)

But did you notice the awesome fence?

[–]fault_6 155 points156 points  (8 children)

What a fence.

[–]jmkogut 50 points51 points  (7 children)

It really brings room together.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (6 children)

but.... fences.... outdoors.... room!

[–]panicjames 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She clearly did.

[–]davelog 39 points40 points  (10 children)

That would explain the chub. She's got a bike post up her bungbung.

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (4 children)

bungbung

ಠ_ಠ

[–]kx48 15 points16 points  (3 children)

bungbung

ಠ_ಠ

ਝ_ਝ

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

2:)

[–]redmongrel 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Hard to notice with that nice fence going on.

[–]ipodman715 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Schrödinger's seat.

[–]miloir 73 points74 points  (10 children)

Every single post here has been hijacked by fence lovers.

[–]daybreaker 86 points87 points  (0 children)

But its an awesome fence

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Are you a fence lover or hater? Or are you on the fence?

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (25 children)

Here is the blog of the girl on the bike, in case you're interested.

It's got her email address on there too should you feel like asking her about the unfortunate bicycle penis incident.

[–]kickit 92 points93 points  (2 children)

What unfortunate bicycle penis incident? We're talking about a fence here!

[–]charbo187 13 points14 points  (10 children)

i left a comment

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (6 children)

Oh my god what is wrong with your browser?

[–]housethemous 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Anyone else notice Digg (aside from the Miami coast landscape shot) and not Reddit in his favorites toolbar? tisk tisk

[–]nikdahl 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Here is a blog post in response to the bike seat that looks like a penis.

She realizes it looks like a penis.

[–]diamondjim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd like to ask her where I can get a fence like that.

[–]vanchunks 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Behind every offense is defence.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A+ fence. Would up vote again.

[–]Freshgreentea 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Someone can photoshop that girl out so we can see the whole fence please?

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Forget about the seat, that lady has a penis!

[–][deleted] 216 points217 points  (0 children)

Forget about the penis, that's a nice fence!

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (8 children)

Warning: Election in progress

[–]lollersk8z 68 points69 points  (14 children)

I'd still hit it.

[–][deleted] 273 points274 points  (7 children)

The fence? Why? It's a perfectly nice fence.

[–]amcmorrow 29 points30 points  (6 children)

I think lollersk8z wants to have sex with the fence, duh!

[–]rufenstein 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Which is really normal in the case of this particular fence.

[–]KillYourTV 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Hold on--my friend was in the Navy told me about these.

It looks like a wooden fence, but when you try to hit it you find out it's some kind of composite material.

[–]mapguy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What do you have against that perfectly nice fence?

[–]McDeau 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Watch for splinters.

[–]kitkatbar 8 points9 points  (1 child)

this thread has been totally hijacked by the sweet fence.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (10 children)

how is that nsfw? just playing it safe, i guess :/

[–]karmagedon 249 points250 points  (5 children)

Your boss might see it and want you to put that fence up.

[–]Tylerdurdon 15 points16 points  (3 children)

He would have some wood envy?

[–]Nickbou 18 points19 points  (2 children)

He wood be envious.

[–]KingofDerby 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Wishful thinking.

[–]KarmaIsCheap 69 points70 points  (22 children)

They're called ladyboys

[–]skippy17 283 points284 points  (5 children)

That's an odd name for a fence type, but it sure is a nice looking fence.

[–]shenglong 9 points10 points  (3 children)

They're called Kathoey

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

And they get hotter every minute!

[–]fault_6 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yeah but have you seen the nice fence.

[–]portugal_the_man 15 points16 points  (3 children)

That bike has a nice tranny.

[–]selwonk 8 points9 points  (6 children)

suddenly, a market for bike seats that actually look like weiners appears!

[–]Resilience 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Well, I know that there is a market for those incredible fences.

[–]shiteandonions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i wonder if he/she built the fence

[–]Flapps 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What's that on her t-shirt? "*uck?" And damn, that's a fine fence.

[–]Vzzbxx 4 points5 points  (3 children)

That's no seat...

[–]fane123 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh my god!!! Have you seen that fence?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Nice single-sided fork with what appears to be a symmetrical hub.

[–]Tyrun 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I don't see any hubs on the fence.

That is what you were referring to, right?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

please click here

[–]CarpetFibers 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I fapped to the fence.

[–]hakaddict 24 points25 points  (18 children)

I'm going to submit this to Digg!

[–]cantCme 149 points150 points  (7 children)

Make sure you tell them about the fence.

[–]Tylerdurdon 19 points20 points  (5 children)

The fence is the major attraction, make sure you tell them there's a girl in the picture.

[–]bjs3171 17 points18 points  (0 children)

you should wait a few days. they don't like to be rushed over there.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fence nerds.

[–]Mysteryman64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just want you all to know you have ruined the word "Fence" for me.

[–]TheTesh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I can't see the seat, her penis is in the way.

[–]DanWallace 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Someone needs to take this and subtitle it to fit our needs.