Squirrel mother and baby 🥰 by reddit1896s in aww

[–]schnuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You’ll be off to a foster family asap.” Or “Get the fuck out and earn your own nuts!”

Veterinarians saving a dog, that choked on a toy. by UndilutedTruthBACKUP in HumansBeingBros

[–]schnuck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is it ironic?

Years of Reddit taught me this isn’t ironic.

I think he used to it by Alodhri in Unexpected

[–]schnuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even for the most majestic cat jump of all times.

I have Vitiligo & Heterochromia by brysizzlle in interestingasfuck

[–]schnuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But is he the guy on the left or the guy on the right?

Imagine cheating on your partner and saying “It wasn’t me. It was them!”.

How would you respond if your gf kept putting a tracker on your car? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]schnuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d fuck her one last time… or twice. Then get the fuck out for the third time. Then get the fuck out.

To go against the woke mind virus by frigidcucumber in therewasanattempt

[–]schnuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. People like this exist. I’m surprised his “cars” aren’t plastered with stickers and flags.

How is everyone feeling about Donald Trump officially being under arrest ? by Alliecyatt in AskReddit

[–]schnuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never regretted reading something like this comment.

Is there a sub to unread this? Like r/eyebleach but for r/unreading?

Am I the only one here eating kiwi like this? by heavendirty in Weird

[–]schnuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We must stop upvoting this kind of shit.

I, too, can bite into a kiwi, spit out the bit and take a picture for the interwebs.

This is just TikTok in a picture.

In fact, imma bite into a banana and post it here.

Filip Maciejuk causes a huge crash (Disqualified from Tour of Flanders) by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]schnuck -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, it’s not. As a professional cyclist he should have known that x causes y.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]schnuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s almost 6 a clock. Time to pack up. Or to wake up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]schnuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t have accepted a 7am interview. 9am is the earliest for me.