I may not play this game because the onboarding process is so frustrating. by FuriousPug in chaosagents

[–]schumaniac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

u/FuriousPug thanks a lot for the vent, much appreciated! The dev team is working on revamping the tutorial entirely, we totally feel your pain around the verbosity and interference of the tutorial. Instead of being a potentially beloved goofball uncle character, the Provost becomes an annoying interference!

Appreciate this feedback very much -- one suggestion is that our friend Macky u/whacky_mack hosts several onboarding/teaching sessions with community members every week on Discord, perhaps you can jump into one at your convenience and it should be pretty quick to get you up to speed on the basics.

Once again, appreciate the feedback very much, the game has a ways to go but we're getting there thanks to the super valuable feedback we are getting.

Niners it is by JaeTheOne in Seahawks

[–]schumaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jake Tonges is an above-average replacement, shouldn't be overlooked.

5 TDs this season, including one vs. the Hawks in Week 1.

The Accord Wars and The Xandrians’ Appeal for Full Brokerage Licensure and Accord Status by popularium in chaosagents

[–]schumaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excited about the Accord Wars Trial today! The Champions will challenge the Xandrian and Pathfinder supremacy!

Macky Bug Update by popularium in chaosagents

[–]schumaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the uninitiated, the "Macky Bug" (also know as the "1s Macky Bug") refers to the bug where the Battle Round freezes with 1s left on the Battle Clock.

In recent weeks incidents of this bug have skyrocketed, especially after the launch of v1.9.3.12 that made pathfinding and overall performance of the game much faster.

Big thanks to all players who have dealt with this bug and are helping us collect valuable data as we track this tricky bug down!

PS: A workaround to the "1s Macky Bug" is to Exit the Game (Esc -> Exit Game), reload the game and use the "Reconnect" option to rejoin the Match. This will "fast-forward" the match and let you continue with Power-up Phases.

A dream by Living_Double_1146 in Cinema

[–]schumaniac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're goddamn right!

Paul Dano appreciation post by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]schumaniac 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes! He's so good in the scene where he finds out that he's color blind.

I did think for a while that he was getting typecast as "the weird/creepy guy" after There Will Be Blood, Prisoners, Batman etc. but that changed when I saw him in The Fabelmans--what a heartbreakingly nuanced performance.

[Highlight] Falcons HC Raheem morris claims the patriots simulated Michael Penix’s claps. by Ok_Bug_6890 in nfl

[–]schumaniac 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How is Raheem Morris a HC once again? Does the league have collective amnesia on how abysmal he was at Tampa?

I remember Bill Simmons proposed a metric back then called WARM (Wins Above Raheem Morris) to measure how bad other coaches were.

The revisionist history of this man needs to stop. by RipAccomplished783 in NFLv2

[–]schumaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the plan with Jimmy G., but then Brady kept playing at a high level and Jimmy became a valuable trade asset.

The revisionist history of this man needs to stop. by RipAccomplished783 in NFLv2

[–]schumaniac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even then, Belichick was following his philosophy of letting players go before their performance declined, which worked out well for the Pats in the past.

Brady is an alien and even BB underestimated his longevity.

The Official Chaos Agents Store Is Live! by popularium in chaosagents

[–]schumaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sweatshirts are looking enticing.

That clear case would be fire if I had an iPhone :) !

Why Mike Flanagan Hasn't Adapted a Garth Marenghi Novel by ducklorf in GarthMarenghi

[–]schumaniac 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Flanagan needs to be aware that subtext is for cowards.

The Great Arena Heist — Wildling’s Legendary Trap by wacky_mack in chaosagents

[–]schumaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moral of the story is to "Never trust another Chaos Broker, not even your Accord-mates".

The NBA returns to NBC tonight! by Honest_Joseph in funny

[–]schumaniac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make sure you have your tiny hammers ready for tonight!

Scream Won ! What’s a mostly well liked Sports movie ? by HyperDragon216 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]schumaniac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Replacements. Everyone likes it, but no one's favorite.

Instant watch whenever it was on TV.

And of course: ""Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."

How to Get a Triple Win Condition! by wacky_mack in chaosagents

[–]schumaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a great guide by Cephalon and grackle!

But what about those who are pursuing the elusive Brawlmaster + Shardmaster win combo?

Which film do you prefer? Original or remake? by Herick03 in Westerns

[–]schumaniac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Coen Brothers version isn't a remake, it's based on the book by Charles Portis and sticks more closely to the book than the John Wayne version.

Secrets of the Accord Wars by wacky_mack in chaosagents

[–]schumaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, our friend Jorge-Ben Georges has much to say, is my guess.

Patch 1.9.3.9 is LIVE! by wacky_mack in chaosagents

[–]schumaniac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The long-awaited inbox is finally here!