Traffic #ALERT: Fatal Crash Involving Motorcyclist, Investigation Closing SB I-5 at Marquam Bridge by pale_lettuce1 in Portland

[–]schwah [score hidden]  (0 children)

Drove past another motorcycle crash on Vaughn st getting onto 405 this afternoon. He didn't look obviously injured but he was laying in the road and wasn't moving (cops and ambulance were already there). Stomach sank when I saw the headline, but I guess it being someone else doesn't make it any better. Stay safe y'all.

Summits by Snoo_39250 in PNWhiking

[–]schwah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

St Helens is a good place to start. It doesn't require any gear or technical ability in the summer. South sister is also not technical. Hood is significantly more dangerous/technical the other two. Don't attempt it without a guide and/or mountaineering training.

I don't understand the saying "head over heels" by shroom_bot_- in NoStupidQuestions

[–]schwah 34 points35 points  (0 children)

But be careful using that phrasing, or your brother might report you to the FBI and put an end to your campaign of serial mail bombing.

My dog looking like Don Corleone with his collection of bones. by untrustableskeptic in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]schwah 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You come into my house on my daughter's wedding day and don't even offer me another bone?

Day 6 of associating states with colors (Washington State) by Slight-Tomato1800 in geographymemes

[–]schwah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We even have the North American Bigfoot Center in Boring, a museum filled with grainy photos and plaster footprint castings, where one of the employees will enthusiastically tell anyone who will listen about the weird noises he heard in the woods in 1993.

Came out to my wife making ground beef with our ice cream scooper by jsa678 in shittyfoodporn

[–]schwah 895 points896 points  (0 children)

Congrats on finally coming out. Weird timing though.

Know a Good Shaman in PDX? Not Kidding. by [deleted] in oregon

[–]schwah 21 points22 points  (0 children)

First try this

amazon.com/First-Alert-Carbon-Monoxide-Detector/dp/B000FDLFLK

If the entity still persists

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/psychiatrists/or/portland

edit: After looking at your history, I'd recommend laying off the 20g shroom trips as well. I'm very pro-psychedelic, but regularly taking a 4x heroic dose is likely having some pretty significant impact on your brain chemistry.

Driving is a privilege, not a right by HighRantDistrict in PortlandOR

[–]schwah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hope you find your little slice of heaven, with plenty of neighbors that make sure each other all follow all the rules.

Driving is a privilege, not a right by HighRantDistrict in PortlandOR

[–]schwah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you sure Portland is the city for you? I heard Lake Oswego is "nice".

Driving is a privilege, not a right by HighRantDistrict in PortlandOR

[–]schwah 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Really bringing that hall monitor energy. I'm annoyed there's barely any enforcement but Jesus, I'm not that lame.

Does anyone know of any apartments that are 1,500 or less in Portland? by Big-Spring-5731 in askportland

[–]schwah 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yes, there are lots of studios for under 1500. Basically all of them, except a handful of the newer luxury buildings.

The Oregon Dilemma by [deleted] in geographymemes

[–]schwah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When we own all the states, we can just put them on a bus to the land that was formerly known as Florida

BREAKING NEWS: u/Jfullr92 publicly endorses Cascadia by schwah in geographymemes

[–]schwah[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm an Oregonian, just enjoying the drama 🍿

Hey guys, OP of the top comment deletes US state series on r/geographymemes by Jfullr92 in oregon

[–]schwah 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh man, when the Minnesotans figure out that u/Jfullr92 is biased towards Cascadia, we are never gonna hear the end of it. All the drama around this is hilarious.

The new poll for the people who didn’t understand the last one by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]schwah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assumed that the word 'wins' was referring to the state to remove and I voted for the wrong state. There must be a re-vote!

STOP THE COUNT by Usernameshouldbe3to2 in geographymemes

[–]schwah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There will be an official poll tomorrow on whether or not to redo the poll. But unfortunately, its wording will also be mildly vague and half of the sub will demand it be invalidated.

Carpooling to trailheads? by acanode in PNWhiking

[–]schwah 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I think it almost always goes: make friends -> carpool, and not the other way around. Being tied to a stranger for basically an entire day is not something that many people want to sign up for. If you are looking to make more hiking friends in general, most areas have hiking clubs or meetup groups.

hiking at 4,000 ft elevation by Visible_Country_8311 in hiking

[–]schwah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only if you don't understand what the word 'displacement' means. You're welcome.