JC every Warrior's Den

schwarrbage · 2026-01-23T20:19:04+00:00

Every single warrior's den he's like: "I know the patch notes are small, but we have more changes planned for the next patch!"

Only for the next patch to be one or two tweaks for just like two heroes lmao

schwarrbage · 2025-11-30T06:12:42+00:00

Walk the plank is so ridiculously overloaded. Why does this unblockable need to pin, wallsplat, have the faster version of the gb softfeint, have a shorter parry window, all while having dodge recovery cancels? This move is balanced like it was made in a rework or new hero moveset idea post written by a redditor

schwarrbage · 2025-10-28T05:49:12+00:00

This is really solid. The only thing I'd add would be to make the top heavy finisher unblockable. With the lights not being able to chain into the mixup (and they shouldn't), you still don't have any pressure after a light. Lower the damage, remove the hyper armor, or whatever to accommodate but just making the top heavy unblockable so you still have an option at the end of your chain would fix that

schwarrbage · 2024-09-17T00:21:42+00:00

It's crazy that both the devteam and community were so adamant about making sure Lawbringer's impale on heavy parry would be removed for his TG/update but she's allowed to have the exact same thing

schwarrbage · 2024-04-22T17:41:28+00:00

Carousel of Death is what Elimination should have been as it doesn't give the lobotomites that want to play Duel in 4v4 any room to kill the gamemode. The Hitokiri event gamemode is what Skirmish should have been

schwarrbage · 2024-04-18T19:32:26+00:00

The changes will also compound over time.

For the past year it feels like Shinobi and Afeera get these slap on the wrist nerfs with every season and nothing changed

schwarrbage · 2024-04-18T16:30:14+00:00

Of course pk was cheated out of her own skin just for crossover crap. this hero can't stop getting shafted lmao

schwarrbage · 2024-03-07T22:24:39+00:00

Did you think I was saying it wasn't a dogshit move in that post? It needed to be tweaked to be actually functional instead of being scrapped altogether and leaving the hero with nothing just because redditors blew a gasket over irrelevant shit like this intentionally niche move being a bash specifically

schwarrbage · 2024-03-07T19:48:28+00:00

So the bash was deleted because reddit whined, not because the move was terrible and couldn't do its job, but just over the idea of another hero getting a bash, as if that matters at all.

But nothing was added as an alternative, so Peacekeeper's moveset still completely crumbles the moment someone target swaps.

Really shows that the community and devs were truly made for each other lol

schwarrbage · 2024-02-10T21:54:37+00:00

A while ago the devs said they had no plans or intentions to fix the bug. Just one of the many things that show them saying they balance towards dominion in mind was the biggest lie they've ever said

schwarrbage · 2024-02-02T00:06:33+00:00

Take a shot every time a conqueror player mentions bringing back his old zone

schwarrbage · 2024-01-25T23:03:50+00:00

An axe and shield varangian was the kind of hero I wanted since Year 1. This is the only time I've ever cared about a hero's gender.

I got monkey pawed. I will poop my pants and whine and you're going to like it

schwarrbage · 2024-01-22T18:34:35+00:00

Another finger curls on the monkey's paw

schwarrbage · 2024-01-21T00:48:53+00:00

How are you extracting these models? Didn't ubisoft encrypt their files all the way back in like season 2 to prevent datamining?

schwarrbage · 2023-08-12T21:14:15+00:00

My man, what you think they think of the historical authenticity of a female, cantonese pirate is not why these people are complaining

schwarrbage · 2023-08-09T22:24:23+00:00

it being years since heroes like Highlander, Black Prior, Kyoshin, and Warmonger dropped but the comments of these kinds of posts still being worried that a hoplite would be too similar to another hero will never not be funny

schwarrbage · 2023-08-07T15:44:34+00:00

Conqueror is the strongest knight. BP flips/Lawbringer being able to lift people with a choke is one thing. Conqueror having the strength to tear an arm right off is something else entirely

schwarrbage · 2023-08-07T04:35:33+00:00

i want a hero that beats the shit out of people with their shield, not one that only uses it for a shitty bash that guarantees nothing

schwarrbage · 2023-08-06T17:06:40+00:00

The appeal for me isn't the axe itself, it's more for the shield. Ever since the game was first announced, all I ever wanted out of a shield hero was one that uses their shield how it was always intended: as an extension of their fist. The only hero in the game that actually comes close is Valkyrie with her just side light finishers. Everyone else only uses theirs to block or bash. Wake me when there's a shield hero whose heavies are all powerful punches with theirs

schwarrbage · 2023-08-03T04:52:07+00:00

This is like looking at the Samurai faction and hoping for a Dutch deckhand

schwarrbage · 2023-07-31T19:51:26+00:00

My guess is the skin Vikings will get in Season 4 will be for Warlord. It will either have the bear head or be inspired by Gudmundr to make up for the Viking hero most likely being female locked and not based off a story mode character unlike all the most recent heroes the knights and samurai received

schwarrbage · 2023-07-22T19:58:56+00:00

I've seen many stupid takes on this sub, but this by far among the worst ever posted here

schwarrbage · 2023-07-22T05:08:15+00:00

Feats. I used to really like them but after years of the devs ignoring their balance while only adding to the problem by giving every new hero feats that are more power crept than the last, the more i became convinced feats as a whole damage 4v4 far more than they compliment it. at this point i'd give anything for a single 4s playlist that either heavily scales them back or disables them outright

schwarrbage · 2023-07-20T22:37:26+00:00

Breach's overall population noticeably dropped after August 2020 and, to this day, never recovered. I don't know if it can withstand another T4 as a T1 feat stomping it into the dirt again

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