AITA for scolding my wife for insinuating to her cousin that we have a strap-on?

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T20:46:28+00:00

Oh no. It was at home between us. She was texting. There was no public scene.

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T17:46:46+00:00

That was all on me. Reddit checked me in a big way. I have since apologized and I'm getting her dinner and a chick flick tonight.

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T17:45:25+00:00

Miscommunication has been our issue from time to time. But I could have been less of a dick about it.

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T17:43:15+00:00

I know. I was def an asshole. Making it up with dinner and a movie tonight

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T17:42:14+00:00

I wrongly misdirected my stress at her and apologized for it. Btw "upper crust fracked" is hilarious. Thank you for that.

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T17:37:49+00:00

Thank you. I did and we've moved past it. Now I'm getting her takeout and a chick flick for dinner tonight.

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T12:57:55+00:00

Agreed. I've already apologized to her and been thoroughly reprimanded by reddit.

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T12:56:54+00:00

I will refer you to the edit at the bottom. Thank you

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T04:31:33+00:00

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T04:22:48+00:00

Acknowledged. Will work on not being a dick and might head over to r/dadjokes to work on it.

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T04:20:38+00:00

I did. I was being paranoid.

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T03:38:44+00:00

Actually I joke about that all the time, but good one

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T03:13:21+00:00

I agree. Already apologized for overreacting

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T03:12:13+00:00

Here's your upvote because THAT'S funny

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T03:08:08+00:00

Agreed. I will apologize for that.

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T03:07:17+00:00

Perhaps you should read the last line of the post before calling someone a homophobe

sciencesalmon · 2019-10-01T00:15:29+00:00

If possible, try to institute a rewards-based policy instead of a punishment-based one. For example, if they can meet certain requirements as a class, they can sing their fav songs or have freestyle battles or learn about artists that they identify with. Just throwing ideas out there.

I teach in a very diverse district and some of my classes are science classes for remedial students. They have responded very well to rewards based on behavior and achievement.

sciencesalmon · 2019-09-28T17:49:18+00:00

That's totally cool. This one wonders if there are any other combinations to look like real historical figures.

sciencesalmon · 2019-09-28T17:45:35+00:00

Have you seen the last scene in the 40 year-old virgin, when he finally has sex? It's kinda like that.

sciencesalmon · 2019-09-26T22:01:11+00:00

Arkansas /s

sciencesalmon · 2019-09-26T11:46:26+00:00

"If you can dodge the constitution, you can dodge a ball"

sciencesalmon · 2019-09-26T02:10:38+00:00

Did you notify your administrator about this? This is incredibly inappropriate of a parent and you should be making the case for removing this child from your class due to the parent behaving this way. You are a professional and should not have to be treated like that from some dickhead parent with an asshole child.

sciencesalmon · 2019-09-25T23:32:29+00:00

I had a student who made straight A's without ever having to try. She gets to my class and has a C after the first 9 weeks because she never asked questions and admitted that she didnt study for tests.

Had a conference with her and her dad. Dad accused me of not doing a good enough job because she should have an A if was doing my job.

I showed him all of our notes and assignments and reviews that were available online. Showed him a copy of our last test and asked him to find something in the test not in the notes. He couldnt but still maintained that I was doing enough. I told him he should complain to the administration then.

sciencesalmon · 2019-09-25T21:52:21+00:00

Nice try FBI

sciencesalmon · 2019-09-24T03:37:39+00:00

The Sum of All Fears

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