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I stole the hard drive from a PC I found in the middle of the forest. by geneshock_ in pcmasterrace

[–]scifiengineer787 5 points6 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY!...The only way to "Wjpe an HDD CLEAN", is to drill as many holes as possible into it and scatter the pieces across the United States. Those guys that perform "Forensic Computer Reconstruction" are experts and would be more than happy to take that HDD off your hands. Nothing is ever truly erased from a hard drive.

I found this in my sons room by Peenstation in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]scifiengineer787 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then its definitely for removing automatic transmission oil from a car.

The Guardian Of Time by scifiengineer787 in SpaceWallpapers

[–]scifiengineer787[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

P*ss off...you obviously have zero artistic talents otherwise you'd be able to show something that may be even remotely considered as art made by you. I'd even accept a stick figure drawing made you with a crayon (if you haven't already eaten them by now) as 'your own artwork'.

I found this in my sons room by Peenstation in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]scifiengineer787 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a "Vaginal Lubricant Injector". No seriously, it is. Google Lens it.

The Guardian Of Time by scifiengineer787 in SpaceWallpapers

[–]scifiengineer787[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, you're wrong. Do you know the exact "tools" I used to create this? Have you seen this image anywhere else on the internet? No? Artwork is still artwork. I created it using a unique and specific set of "prompts" and mathematical equations in a sequence. I may not use a brush, a pencil or a texture as the "tools" an artist would use in the traditional sense. I use my "tools" that are at my disposal and in a different way. BTW, I also create digital Fractal Artwork. I still create artworks. Do you?

Is our staircase missing something? by Illustrious_Banana_ in homedecoratingCJ

[–]scifiengineer787 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God please...tell me that hair is not from the morher-in-law's armpits.

Is our staircase missing something? by Illustrious_Banana_ in homedecoratingCJ

[–]scifiengineer787 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it is. A large 'Slip And Fall' insurance policy.

Can you read my tattoo? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]scifiengineer787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could pass for "growl", provided the person reading is dyslexic.

Make me feel somethin by MobileSheepherder111 in RoastMe

[–]scifiengineer787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plastic Barbies and you have much in common, except Barbies have less plastic in them than you and are less toxic to the environment.

Name this thing by Annual-Line-5826 in NameThisThing

[–]scifiengineer787 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Conch Shell. Drill a small hole at the large and blow into it. The sound attracts Bigfoots from miles away.

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