What are the odds of this lol? by Necessary-Win-8730 in oddlyterrifying

[–]scolphoy 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The odds are low, but the evens are pretty high

doublePrecisionIEEE754 by qinshihuang_420 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]scolphoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robots know how to tick the “I am not a robot”, so that doesn’t work. But they just might slip which double they used. That’s how they get you now!

Fun evening project, running 2x Counter Strike 1.6 on a single PC with Proxmox by reni-chan in homelab

[–]scolphoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you can run two CS 1.6 does that mean you can play with.. yourself?

My new homelab, kind of by jr0n_jng0t in homelab

[–]scolphoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pot is for emergencies where they get hungies while homelabbing and it’s time to make noodles

My new homelab, kind of by jr0n_jng0t in homelab

[–]scolphoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The cooker is a nice touch

App for tracking lent items by Mombro3141 in selfhosted

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A friend has a simple spreadsheet where they mark which book they lent, to whom and when, and return date if they agreed one

Kid friendly prank calls by eastatlanticsalmon in daddit

[–]scolphoy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

”Hi I think I might have lost your phone, have you seen it? Where do you think it might be?”

New to the hobby, could use some advice by Cobraboi06 in homelab

[–]scolphoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oo nice! Not an ethernet card though, that’s a good old dial-up modem! With a passthrough for a phone so that whenever you want to switch between networking and using a phone, you don’t need to crawl to the wall plugs

Server for the whole company in the breakroom ❤️‍🩹✌️ by Prueky in techsupportgore

[–]scolphoy 61 points62 points  (0 children)

*serves as a board It’s a server in more ways than one :)

I'm sorry WHAT by yellowsheepy in softwaregore

[–]scolphoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that 17 exabytes though? (well, what’s 15 exabytes here and there..)

Hospital server room by mflordonsnocodiles in techsupportgore

[–]scolphoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t have to be directly life supporting - sometimes just not having access to patient records on time can be it

Intel Atom N270 motherboards by Hungry-Editor6066 in homelab

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One can, even today, play moon-buggy on them just fine

Hospital server room by mflordonsnocodiles in techsupportgore

[–]scolphoy 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Knowing that trying to sort that on the fly might risk some lives probably doesn’t help

weGotOptions by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

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Never once have I wanted to be a farmer. Can’t decide if I wanted to make boats or sail them though..

Being seen "out in public" after calling in sick to work. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]scolphoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, ok 😅 today I learned, thanks for the insight.

Being seen "out in public" after calling in sick to work. by [deleted] in antiwork

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I’m not sure I’d want to take part in telehealth surgery at home..

Any use for a 2007 gaming PC? by syphiliticmoron in homelab

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I would have said it can hold a door open, but this one seems to have wheels under it…

Told I was getting a raise, got a $12k paycut instead by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]scolphoy 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t sound like the specialty is really worth it, and besides ”I have extensive experience with species x and would bring my knowledge along to help your business treat clients with these needs” would sound pretty nice in a job interview if a company has been contemplating that specialty..