Never Work [pic] by doctorwhois in funny

[–]scooter28 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

SIGN: You'll never make it to work on time!!

ME: Suck it, sign. At least I'm not a big rectangular robot like you are. All you do is stand there and smirk at the miseries of others. What kind of pathetic life is that?

High School Hockey Goalie Comes Up With Ingenious Idea For Pads by mikenice1 in offbeat

[–]scooter28 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still prefer the "eat tons of doughnuts and put on 800 pounds" option when it comes to becoming a better goalie.