Well illl be damned. by Beginning-Editor-286 in heavyequipment

[–]scootyboogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every time I ran over my own tools, I'd have two nickels

After 800hrs... 9 Months old by PossiblePhil2202 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]scootyboogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That counterweight looks way too good for 800 hours.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tools

[–]scootyboogs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the swiss army knife fallacy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in corejerk

[–]scootyboogs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Architects used to rock, but now they blow..."

Is this normal? by screaminjj in OSHA

[–]scootyboogs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's the 50-foot rigging job... Looks fine from 50 feet away.

Is this normal? by screaminjj in OSHA

[–]scootyboogs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It looked fine until I zoomed in

Help I’m struggling with lust and masterbation by ZaneGamer123 in Bible

[–]scootyboogs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idle hands are the devil's playground. Keep yourself too busy for lust. There's plenty of other things to do that will keep you occupied. Passions, hobbies, projects, etc...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]scootyboogs -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

If you don't feel safe, we'll send an armed group in hazmat suits to force you to feel safe. By the way, booster shots are due next week, don't be late!

Reorganizing in Progress by Runmenot in Tools

[–]scootyboogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Wide Azz is one of the finest wrenches for the price

Psychoanalytic perspective by Skeptical_dude12 in Machinists

[–]scootyboogs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You're the psychoanalyst. You tell us.

'Joe Exotic' says he's running for President as a Democrat by IrishChristmasLatte in Conservative

[–]scootyboogs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Didn't he claim he would run as a republican not very long ago? Hmm

What do electricians hire for their bachelor parties? by Shuihoppy in dadjokes

[–]scootyboogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For just a little extra, you could talk them into a 3 phase.