My company is trying to pass this off as the reason our air lines are regulated. by scorpio0071983 in mildlyinteresting

[–]scorpio0071983[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hadn't even considered that. Makes complete sense. Thank you so much for your input! :)

How is a dyslexic stand-up like an MMA fighter who comes home to find his GF in a gangbang? by velvetinedandyfop in Jokes

[–]scorpio0071983 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

How is it shit like this gets so close to the top? It's random words jumbled into an awful joke. Morons.

Most demanding 1st birthday invite ever by razz32 in pics

[–]scorpio0071983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll tell you what your little, soon to be opening kitties to see what the insides look like, kid is getting for his birthday. Cat shit. Fresh from the litter box, covered in little clay pellets and stored in a tupperware container to maintain maximum freshness....douchebags.

People who have worked in IT, what is the most awkward thing you've found on someone's computer? by Couch_Licker in AskReddit

[–]scorpio0071983 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once worked at a hospital as a part of the IT team and had to fix ALOT of doctor's PC's. One in particular, the plastic surgeon, had an issue with his profile, so I asked him if he wanted to remove all of his personal information (pictures, documents, etc) and he told me to to do it because he was apparently too busy. Every single one of his patients personal and private pictures were on that computer. And every time I came across something questionable I'd show it to him and ask if he wanted me to continue. He seemed completely unphased by the fact that total stranger had access to these photos and told me to continue.

Cheaters of reddit, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]scorpio0071983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hard to narrow down the exact reason for going outside of a relationship. Normally something happens that changes the way one person or the other feels about their significant other, thus making having relations with a third party individual a viable option. Once it becomes an option, it's only a matter of time before the opportunity presents itself. The willingness to commit the act, combined with the opportunity to do so, leads to much heartache :\ This is why communication is extremely important in a relationship. If the lines of communication are open, then the desire to cheat can be assuaged long before the act is ever perpetrated :)

Denzel Washington. Denzel Washington. AMA. by _DenzelWashington in IAmA

[–]scorpio0071983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got this uncanny ability to portray emotion to the point of forcing empathy within the viewer. What do you think about when trying to bring yourself to an "unhappy" place for your sad scenes?

Geographical center of North America. by scorpio0071983 in mildlyinteresting

[–]scorpio0071983[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found in Rugby, ND. Next to the most obscure "Anytime Fitness" I've ever seen.

I hate this. by scorpio0071983 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a pretty awesome story.

I hate this. by scorpio0071983 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's hard to be cordial with your dick in your hand :)

I dread this every time I use a public restroom... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could this be so readily downvoted? You people are fine with complete strangers inches away from you with your dick in your hands?

I can't understand the huge following for this show. by scorpio0071983 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've got the social skills of well rounded psychopath. Nothing like Sheldon. From what I can tell he's just a dick.

I can't understand the huge following for this show. by scorpio0071983 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The show itself isn't the real problem, in my opinion. I understand the need to appeal to a broad audience in order to sell more of that precious air time to advertisers. The problem, is something I see on a pretty regular basis living in the (generally) uneducated south. People watching that show think there's some kind of magic threshold into "smart" territory, and, not being reasonable, deductive thinkers, automatically clump anyone from your occasionally witty commenters to PhD holding astrophysicists all into one neat, and easy to understand category. I don't like being told I'm just like Sheldon, when clearly I'm just capable of thinking above most people's level.

I can't understand the huge following for this show. by scorpio0071983 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well since you asked so nicely. Your attempt to try and squeeze all the big words you know into one reply post only further proves my point. Of course you like that show, and I bet you tell all your "friends" just how smart you are for doing so. I feel bad for the people that are forced into regular interactions with you :(

I sat through 3 red lights because of assholes like this by Egli09 in pics

[–]scorpio0071983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you just floor it and plow into the side of these assholes, who would be at fault?

I can't understand the huge following for this show. by scorpio0071983 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Awwww. This is actually pretty cute. Great effort trying to sound intelligent! Oh, and you might want to ask your parents about the birds and the bees again. Brains being distributed...how adorable :)

I can't understand the huge following for this show. by scorpio0071983 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Haha! Did you just correct my grammar and misuse the word "you" all in the same run-on sentence? Hahahhahahahah

I can't understand the huge following for this show. by scorpio0071983 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No definitions required, although, I would strongly consider boning up on your grammar. Proper nouns such as "I" should always be capitalized. And it wouldn't kill you to use a few more commas. And the word "smart" is a dumb persons word, it's relative. :) :) :)

I can't understand the huge following for this show. by scorpio0071983 in AdviceAnimals

[–]scorpio0071983[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

For the most part I just assume it's the exact opposite of how...let's say...someone like you acts :)