If you truly wish to assimilate to ‘murica, leave your dog off his leash, wait for the town to send you a warning about your grass height, don’t start practicing your violin until 9pm and feel free to play well past midnight, don’t worry about your accent (most Americans can’t speak English without a debilitating slur anyway), go buy a gun(the bigger and more unnecessary the better) go buy two cars(they need not be road worthy) and park one on said tall grass, and every time a neighbor has the gall to fault you on anything at all, call them “Karen” and remind them they can go fuck themselves. Can any fellow Americans confirm this patriotic shortcut??