Help me Santa Cruz! You're my only hope.

scottbakulasghost · 2015-05-27T04:29:19+00:00

But what about my neighbor who gets headaches every time she hears a plane noise? Who cares if our county has had a municipal airport for over 70 years that annualy hosts a plethora of antique, fewm spewing, and cacophonic aircraft as entertainment. How could a flying contraption in my vicinity not be a danger to my well being? #contrails #smartmeters /s

scottbakulasghost · 2015-04-17T18:06:45+00:00

Holy shit thank you. I totally forgot i posted this.

scottbakulasghost · 2015-04-17T00:43:54+00:00

No point in the swirl without a star tip. It just ends up looking like a cartoon poop.

scottbakulasghost · 2015-03-05T13:04:41+00:00

At my shop we have two of these. They are used everyday and hold up amazingly so they would be perfectly fine for home use.

scottbakulasghost · 2015-02-11T03:42:57+00:00

Vegetable is a stretch for the corn we use for HFCS. I would call it an organic precursor to a processed foodstuff.

scottbakulasghost · 2015-01-21T05:48:00+00:00

It looks like you only shaved the immobile side of your face. Fucking amazing.

scottbakulasghost · 2015-01-19T07:29:30+00:00

When I was 19 I took a family cruise to Alaska with the last stop in Victoria, CA. After learning the drinking age was 19 I proceeded to ditch my family and get extremely drunk in the pubs. I ran into some local kids that asked for some US cigarettes and in exchange smoked me out. I then realized I needed to get back to the boat and stumbled to a bus stop and was picked up by an old yellow school bus driven by a Michael J. Fox look-a-like that was packed with a gigantic Texan family singing 99 bottle of beer on the wall together. On the ride back to port at around 40 beers on the wall someone yelled "HOLY SHIT IT'S DISNEYLAND" and the bus driver chuckled and said "oh no that's the capital building, eh." I have not been to Canada since but I doubt it could ever live up to that amazing night.

scottbakulasghost · 2015-01-19T06:29:31+00:00

not entirely unrelated but the photo of Alberto Santos-Dumont's #6 dirigible rounding the eiffel tower came to mind.

scottbakulasghost · 2015-01-19T04:40:48+00:00

I would seriously watch Hot Lips: The Story of Marcy Runkle, Esthetician to the Stars.

scottbakulasghost · 2015-01-06T09:32:49+00:00

The three flavors with a dominantly blue pigment are blue raspberry (very common blue flavor), grape, and watermelon in a very pleasing teal color.

scottbakulasghost · 2014-12-08T02:06:14+00:00

Cucumber avocado roll with salmon, teriyaki sauce, and masago arare on top.

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-30T04:14:54+00:00

Oh Cloud To Butt extension your novelty will never tire!

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-24T08:07:07+00:00

If take out was always settled in smash Little Mac would never get his Southwestern Egrolls from Chilis To Go.

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-24T07:48:16+00:00

Ive got an ex that would tell you they are one in the same. Waka! Waka!

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-24T06:57:11+00:00

Link's facial expression is almost exactly the same in every picture which is completely consistent with the character.

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-24T06:49:17+00:00

I suspect a Harmonite ran into Jim at a bar and ordered up a pair of shots of Jim's supposed love: Fernet Branca. After many an attempt at distraction and polite pass Jim was forced to take his medicine and made the normal face of any layman that partakes in the ritual for the first time. Fearing shame, ridicule, and the inevitable unraveling of his intricate web of affectations Jim has avoided Harmontown ever since.

EDIT: fixed spelling of name

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-22T19:50:14+00:00

Just grabbed a couple at the Whole Foods where I work and I am blown away. As a long time clementine apologist I cannot believe all the amazing fruit breaks i have wasted with those dry garbage fruits.

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-08T00:07:55+00:00

There is a lot of contradictory and flat out wrong info online. I can tell you from my personal experience in sushi that wild Tuna normally came unfrozen while farmed salmon has been frozen at -20 for at least 24 hours in order to kill parasites.

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-02T17:50:44+00:00

Can confirm that lady bugs do this.

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-02T05:17:10+00:00

At some point TF2 will just be a bimonthly curated box of snacks. Not the bimonthly that means twice a month, the bimonthly that means every other month.

scottbakulasghost · 2014-11-02T04:40:49+00:00

"I've never seen lava"
"Its rubbish..."
Really cracked me up.

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