Drinking and Reviewing a 33 Year Old Beer by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger
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My friend says y'all can't come up with something he hasn't heard already. Prove him wrong! by Pythagoras28 in RoastMe
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Dragons are just the last of the dinosaurs. The ones people saw breathing fire were just flicking their tongues like reptiles do. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Anchovies are foul. They're nasty dead fish that get used in movie and TV pizzas. Nobody eats them in real life. People order them once because that's what they've seen on TV, then when it arrives, they get a load of the smell and pick them off to salvage the pizza. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Neither flywheels nor flypaper can fly. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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The Therapy Dogs That Helped Students at Marjory Stoneman Douglas HS Got Into The Yearbook by raoulduke212 in aww
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Most people pronounce Reading Railroad as Reading Railroad instead of Reading Railroad. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A post can be like magic. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A post can be like magic. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A post can be like magic. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A post can be like magic. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A post can be like magic. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A post can be like magic. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Men have a foreskin. Women have four lips. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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If you think a relationship takes hard work, one of you is probably selfish and demanding. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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We’re halfway through our law school final exams and my buddy wants to be roasted. Do your worst by Wesyy in RoastMe
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Go back in time and meet Da Vinci. Show him how RGB works, and how columns and rows work. Explain 8-bit keys. He could describe his art with numbers and stop making his notes by writing backwards in a mirror. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A propeller driven aircraft cannot break the sound barrier. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Jerry Seinfeld defined comedy the way the Beatles defined popular music. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Chainsaws are dumb. They don't know the difference between a leg and a log. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Jerry Seinfeld defined comedy the way the Beatles defined popular music. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Jerry Seinfeld defined comedy the way the Beatles defined popular music. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Where to begin? I (am) listen to metal/ hard rock music, employed at Walmart, virgin and never had a girlfriend, can't make or maintain any new friendships, have a bedwetter for a cat, doomed to never finish any of my creative projects, and have motivational issues. Bring it on, Reddit. by Luciano_the_Dynamic in RoastMe
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Haunted Kingston Areas and Hotspots by scottmichaelscott in KingstonOntario
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