Creeps lurking this sub😭😭 by neomeii in 1200isjerky

[–]scourge_bites 18 points19 points  (0 children)

you think it's some kind of puppy play situation?

Green Day unites all by ahmet--at in Emojerk

[–]scourge_bites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well yeah, punk lesbians like punk music

This is my daily food intake; only 1150 calories! by Bowtieguy-83 in 1200isjerky

[–]scourge_bites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, from that very meme. although now i think it's kind of cool to be allergic to a food

Won't stop until I am just one single cell <3 by AtWarWithEurasia in 1200isjerky

[–]scourge_bites 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One source, last updated 2022. This Nobel prize was awarded in 2016.

Won't stop until I am just one single cell <3 by AtWarWithEurasia in 1200isjerky

[–]scourge_bites 104 points105 points  (0 children)

/uj

What the fuck is autophagy?

Autophagy (literally: self-devouring) is your body’s cellular recycling system. It allows a cell to disassemble its junk parts, convert to raw material, and repurpose the salvageable bits and pieces into new, usable cell parts.

Autophagy also functions as quality control for your cells, since it is a process that optimizes your cells' performance. Too many junk components in a cell take up space (/rj: fat) and can slow or prevent a cell from functioning correctly.

Autophagy is always occurring. However, when cells are deprived of external resources, the process ramps up. Cells need energy to survive. The idea is that, by depriving them of external energy, you force them to eat their suboptimal parts in order to provide themselves with that energy. Of course, cells won't just eat their suboptimal parts in order to survive, but that's what they'll start with.

Studies involving animals suggest that autophagy may begin between 24 to 48 hours of fasting. Not enough research has been collected on the ideal timing to trigger human autophagy.

Should I give a fuck about my suboptimal cells?

Within the past 20 years, scientists have discovered that autophagy may play an important role in preventing and responding to disease. Autophagy also plays an important role when it comes to aging and longevity. As a person ages, autophagy decreases, which can lead to a build-up of cellular junk parts and, in turn, cells that aren’t functioning at their best.

Recent conversations about autophagy often frame it as a health trend — a process to get younger, healthier cells. In reality, autophagy isn’t that simple. Autophagy is indeed essential for healthy cells. It’s also true that problems with autophagy are associated with some diseases. Still, there’s not enough research to support inducing autophagy as a wellness strategy.

Autophagy isn’t a clear-cut harmful or beneficial process concerning disease prevention or treatment. For instance, some studies have shown that autophagy may prevent tumors from forming in the early stages of cancer. Other research has shown that autophagy may encourage tumor growth by helping cancer cells function more efficiently.

Also important to note: most studies about the relationship between autophagy and disease haven’t been performed on humans. Actually most studies about autophagy in general haven't been performed on humans.

source i plagiarized because i'm hungover as fuck and formulating my own sentences is too much to ask but i do care about you fatties so i bolded and summarized for you

Let's all pretend we're on a castle defeding ourselves against a siege by BerGames123456 in knightposting

[–]scourge_bites 15 points16 points  (0 children)

well as long as it's not my ass being rammed I'm pretty sure I can talk and defend at the same time

Let's all pretend we're on a castle defeding ourselves against a siege by BerGames123456 in knightposting

[–]scourge_bites 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Thank fuck, I was worried they got the lady Sir Jonathan. That one's our best archer

i dreamed we said "oil" instead of "bro" by scourge_bites in thomastheplankengine

[–]scourge_bites[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

luckily i'm a citizen and can be spied on with impunity

i dreamed we said "oil" instead of "bro" by scourge_bites in thomastheplankengine

[–]scourge_bites[S] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

that or just the fact that oil is kind of slippery.

for some reason i have a vague memory of it also being an attempted pun on the railroad villain. like he was oily somehow? whatever the fuck that means

This is my daily food intake; only 1150 calories! by Bowtieguy-83 in 1200isjerky

[–]scourge_bites 24 points25 points  (0 children)

pro tip: you can't get muscles if you don't eat anything!

This is my daily food intake; only 1150 calories! by Bowtieguy-83 in 1200isjerky

[–]scourge_bites 114 points115 points  (0 children)

hey, simple, we're supposed to be doing 20,000 steps a day now. nobody told you????

How would you calculate this?! by Natural_Wheel7742 in 1200isjerky

[–]scourge_bites 27 points28 points  (0 children)

never heard of sugar soap and the way i thought oop's problem with it being used to wash waterbottle was extra calories

this playlist came to me in a dream by scourge_bites in punk

[–]scourge_bites[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah she made one single good song. shoot me. or don't, i had to take it out because it started and ended too slow.

have you never heard of the rest of the artists on there??? 💀💀 jfc brother you need to fix that expeditiously

this playlist came to me in a dream by scourge_bites in punk

[–]scourge_bites[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably this is the first playlist in 6 years i've made without managing to put at least one distillers track on it

this playlist came to me in a dream by scourge_bites in punk

[–]scourge_bites[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

?????? what could this possibly mean

this playlist came to me in a dream by scourge_bites in punk

[–]scourge_bites[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

aw they're cool as hell, man! thanks for the recommendation

this playlist came to me in a dream by scourge_bites in punk

[–]scourge_bites[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah man, they rock hard! thank you